Obama did improve, nearly getting a strike in one frame, and in the seventh, picking up a spare, giving him a score of 37.



/but he's black and therefore has a huge dong, so that more than makes up for his sucktitude at bowling.
//rarely gets over 100
///glad he's better at politics than he is at bowling
\\he's better at bowling than Hillary is at politics

Obama fanboys sure are whiny. Every day, they have more examples of their hero being wronged somehow.

What happens after the McCain media love-in really kicks in will make you poop your diapers.

Wow - the guy is a campaigning genius. Its awesome that he has so much time between now and the PA primaries. It looks like he's going to go to every factory and school gym in the state.

barneyfifesbullet: Obama fanboys sure are whiny. Every day, they have more examples of their hero being wronged somehow.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not whining about him getting wronged in some way. I'm just pointing out that he's the Miami Dolphins of bowling.

quickdraw: Wow - the guy is a campaigning genius. Its awesome that he has so much time between now and the PA primaries. It looks like he's going to go to every factory and school gym in the state.

And he actually looks like he's having fun, not suffering every single day like some other AW.

Not impressed

That's a major /facepalm, CNN.

Subby: It's not news, it's CNN.com

Just saying...

That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

Jubeebee: That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

He's out of his element!

barneyfifesbullet: Obama fanboys sure are whiny. Every day, they have more examples of their hero being wronged somehow.

What happens after the McCain media love-in really kicks in will make you poop your diapers.

This coming from the side that thinks every major news outlet is out to get them....

Even I'm not that bad at bowling, but if I had people with cameras all over me I might be.

Louder And More Dissonant: Jubeebee: That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

He's out of his element!

37? Geez, that's close to my record low of 16. That's pretty bad, man.

I bet he treats objects like women as well.

My friend and I call that style of "reporting" Daily Show-itis

George Bush can go: "Should funding be cut on education, the teachers will fail and I take responsibility for schools failing."

Daily Show/Jon Stewart: "George Bush spoke about education today"
*Quick Cut to snippet of footage*
Bush: "I take responsibility for schools failing"

LAUGH HA HA HA.

So tired of this "choose what makes our point, even if it's not the complete sentence" bullshiat.

It's not CNN, it's FARK.

Subby is a farking liar - nowhere does it say on the frontpage of CNN what the title suggests it says.

Bowling down the top of the wall only works in the last frame, dufus.

It's hard to bowl when people are kissing your ass and feet.

But seriously:

My advice to him would be to use an iPod when you're bowling. I did this the last time our company had a bowling event, and my score went up.

/The theme from "Rocky" got me into the zone.

37?
How the hell can anyone only score a 37?

"Nearly a strike" is probably 9 pins and he got a spare in another frame, for a total of at least 19 in two frames meaning he only got 18 pins in the remaining 8 frames. That's a lot of fail.

He forgot to reassign his PS3 controller.

(Damn you, PAIN!)

Haha. He's almost as bad as I am.
/bipolar bowler
//two strikes followed by 5 gutter balls.

Br34ch: Subby is a farking liar - nowhere does it say on the frontpage of CNN what the title suggests it says.

It did earlier today.

No wonder he did so badly, he was using the wrong hand.

Figures. Because black men can't bowl.

2004 all over again?

Smiths


The Daily Show is a comedy. Taking statements out of their context and putting them into another light which distorts or changes the meaning of them is a comedic element and always has been.

CNN is a news outlet. Taking factual quotes, misrepresenting them, taking them out of context and changing the meaning through implication is phony journalism and unprofessional.

There is a difference.

DrBenway: Figures. Because black men can't bowl.

There's just something about that big black ball knocking down all those self righteous white pins..

Today CNN put up a show titled "Vast Media Conspiracy" to laugh away any notion that media is biased or is picking sides in the election campaign.

Just how incredibly smug and self-centered these news organizations have become. No one, repeat no one, except poorly educated and old believes ONE farking word these big news organizatiosns say. NOT ONE FARKING WORD!

That is on the verge of a terrible woman score! Forget Pastor Wright, forget the fact that hee used to be Mooslim (even though he was not), forget the fact that there are improprieties with the whole Rezko story, forget the fact that he is a Chicago politician...the man is left handed! We've had enough lefty presidents in the recent past, I will not have another one! Especially one who can't get over a 37 after 7 frames. Perhaps they shoul duse the bumpers!

No left handed mooslim presidents!

DachshundPorridge: Smiths


The Daily Show is a comedy. Taking statements out of their context and putting them into another light which distorts or changes the meaning of them is a comedic element and always has been.
...
There is a difference.

Oh I know, just tired of the people who in conversation will use the Daily Show segments in Political Discussion, verbatim. As in, "Oh yeah, did you see that speech Bush did? it was on the daily show.. he said he failed in education."

That's what's annoying about Daily Show-itis. People so used to using it as fact

Oh and I'm the subby and I knew I shoulda taken a screencap of the page, as it was "Ticker: Obama - I was terrible"

He should have given the ball a rousing speech to convince it to hit more pins.

/would've worked.
//g08ama

The Illinois senator said he wanted to "take time for the retail politics that I enjoy and think helps people know me better...

Retail politics?

ZOMG Osama's buying voats!!1

Smiths: DachshundPorridge: Smiths


The Daily Show is a comedy. Taking statements out of their context and putting them into another light which distorts or changes the meaning of them is a comedic element and always has been.
...
There is a difference.

Oh I know, just tired of the people who in conversation will use the Daily Show segments in Political Discussion, verbatim. As in, "Oh yeah, did you see that speech Bush did? it was on the daily show.. he said he failed in education."

That's what's annoying about Daily Show-itis. People so used to using it as fact

Oh and I'm the subby and I knew I shoulda taken a screencap of the page, as it was "Ticker: Obama - I was terrible"

The Daily Show mixes real political commentary in with its obvious comedic jabs. The problem arises when some of the most credible journalistic commentary on the news networks is coming from the comedy networks.

Shaggy_C: 37?



in a row?

Bored Horde: The Daily Show mixes real political commentary in with its obvious comedic jabs. The problem arises when some of the most credible journalistic commentary on the news networks is coming from the comedy networks.

which comes from the fact that they're one of the few who are actually trying to see through the BS.

Jubeebee: That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

Or bumper cars:

Yes CNN did have headline "I was terrible" earlier today. I clicked on the story wondering what that was about and laughed at the bowling score. Later I noticed the headline was updated to include "bowling." I'm quite sure the folks that blog on Obama's site inundated CNN with that gaffe as they are convinced the MSM is anti-Obama. Whether or not that is true those farks that post on Obama's blog spend the first 20 or so posts for each thread actually congratulating each other for being "first." That is the ultimate fail in my book.

Why the hell was he bowling in a tie? Sure, he had it on, but take the damn thing off when you put your shoes on. And where's his beer? No beer? You aren't bowling!

Elephantman Quote 2008-03-30 08:27:51 PM
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haha black people are lazy slobs!!! Shouldn't you be over at stormfront you racist cock?

Somebody thought he did a pretty good job...

DamnYankees: And he actually looks like he's having fun, not suffering every single day like some other AW.

No kidding - thats a guy I'd love to smoke a doobie with.

Jubeebee: That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

Or winning elections

t3knomanser: Why the hell was he bowling in a tie? Sure, he had it on, but take the damn thing off when you put your shoes on. And where's his beer? No beer? You aren't bowling!

By that logic, I've never bowled in my life.

Cletus from Canuckistan: Somebody thought he did a pretty good job...

[Hannity]
Now, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but is it not true that Obama touched a young girl in a less than dignified way at a bowling alley?
[/Hannity]

Cyborg77: Jubeebee: That screencap from the video is just goofy. He should really stick to basketball.

Or bumper cars:

I like this one better:

Can I get you a tissue submitter?

Not only did you show how much of a pathetic, sensitive fan boy you are, you also missed out on the opportunity to use the phrase "Obamamania Bowl-O-Rama" in a headline.

burndtdan: Shaggy_C: 37?



in a row?

You just won an internet for catching that.

/Just saw that movie the first time on friday

helix400: Not only did you show how much of a pathetic, sensitive fan boy you are

That's rich coming from a Bush felcher like you.