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(KNBC) PSA Man mistakes bathroom graffitti for bomb threat, LAX terminal evacuated   (knbc.com) divider line 58
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Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:35:38 PM  
Is says it right here! In POOP!

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:39:24 PM  
To be fair... I've left a couple of bombs in the LAX bathrooms. Damn airline food.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:55:50 PM  
Poop thread!11!!1!one

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:08:39 PM  
ZOMFG! Someone wrote something on the bathroom wall!!11eleven!! I'd better tell the cops!

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:26:30 PM  
"Here I sit, broken hearted" is a terroristic threat.

 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:35:39 PM  
Those who write on bathroom stalls
shiat their shiat in Guantanamo Bay

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-03-30 04:03:56 PM  
That isn't the sound of a ticking time bomb. It's the Senator in the stall next to you, tapping his foot.

 
OldRod 2008-03-30 04:17:43 PM  
True story: A few years back, a small convenience store near where I live had a homeless person sleeping in their bathroom. The manager of the store called the police and reported a "bum in his bathroom".

Within minutes, several fire trucks, ambulances and police cars surrounded the place and cordoned off a several block area. They thought he said "bomb". Imagine the homeless guy's surprise when the bomb squad woke him up :)

 
neocssck 2008-03-30 04:18:26 PM  
As if it wasn't already annoying to get thru LAX.

 
MadAzza [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:19:59 PM  
RTA. This is going to sound unbelievable to some of you, but ... the Fark headline is inaccurate.

Also, it's "graffiti," not "graffitti."

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:20:03 PM  
For a good time, call Mohammed - 818-555-5309

 
Scorpinock 2008-03-30 04:24:41 PM  
They paint these walls to hide my pen,
but the shiat House Poet strikes again!

 
Fluff Girl [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:24:45 PM  
OldRod: The manager of the store called the police and reported a "bum in his bathroom".

I'm pretty sure that everyone has had a bum in their bathroom at some time or other.

 
generic user 2008-03-30 04:25:07 PM  
You know, "blown up" has a totally different meaning when applied to men's restrooms.

 
Xarkuri 2008-03-30 04:28:39 PM  
Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

 
kilgorn 2008-03-30 04:29:28 PM  
What, they don't think women can lay land mines?

 
geetus 2008-03-30 04:31:01 PM  
What it actually said was "Someone dropped a BOMB in the women's restroom."

/don't go in there for about 15 minutes or so

 
Seasons I'v Withered 2008-03-30 04:32:15 PM  
I've seen the writing on the wall on the shiat house job sites.

Pipe fitters and pipe welders are all the same,They'll F*ck anything
with a heartbeat and a hole.

To which I reply ( uh the heartbeats not that important)

 
Robobuu 2008-03-30 04:32:31 PM  
Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

I think it was written in the men's restroom, thus giving reason to indicate the bomb was supposed to be in the women's restroom.


Also, holy fark people are become moronic pansies. Who the hell would plant a bomb in the women's restroom then go into the men's restroom and writes on the wall that they put the bomb there? *facepalm*

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-30 04:32:43 PM  
The_Sponge: For a good time, call Mohammed - 818-555-5309867-5309

there ya go

 
Zimmy 2008-03-30 04:34:46 PM  
Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

No, read the article:

A terminal at Los Angeles International Airport was partially evacuated Sunday after a man reported seeing writing in a restroom that said a bomb was in the women's restroom, police said, according to City News Service.

Nowhere did it say he was in the women's restroom, just that he saw writing that said that. Now, as to which restroom he was, in fact, in...

 
MadTheologian 2008-03-30 04:37:00 PM  
(on the dryers)

PRESS HERE FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY

 
JerkyMeat 2008-03-30 04:38:45 PM  
America, the home of the quivering fearful twat. Remember the real enemy is the GOP and every follower.

 
dergeist 2008-03-30 04:38:52 PM  
hanguklife.typepad.com

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:40:57 PM  
img99.imageshack.us

 
Macthulhu 2008-03-30 04:43:43 PM  
I used to leave stickers made on those transparent mailing labels at the bottom of stall doors at work. 6 point text that reads "If you can read this, you are shiatting at exactly a 45 degree angle.". I had people convinced that they were legally required warning labels placed by the door manufacturers.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:46:33 PM  
the voices in your head: The_Sponge: For a good time, call Mohammed - 818-555-5309867-5309

there ya go



I'll be the first to admit that I've called that number while drunk and asked for Jenny.

/The guy on the other line wasn't amused.

 
check.engine.light 2008-03-30 04:48:42 PM  
tbn0.google.com

 
Purple_Jack 2008-03-30 04:50:42 PM  
And some bowels too.

 
Ed Finnerty 2008-03-30 05:04:48 PM  
MadTheologian: (on the dryers)

PRESS HERE FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY


Nicely played!

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:06:14 PM  
a historic movement is seldom bloodless

 
medius [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:09:18 PM  
you just have to grit your teeth, keep pushing, and pray that everything comes out all right at the end

/viva la counterclockwise revolution!

 
NakedApe 2008-03-30 05:10:50 PM  
Since we're in a bathroom thread: A couple of weeks ago I was returning some stuff I bought online. When I was at the shipper's counter I asked if I could use their bathroom. The guy let me in and pointed down a hall. There were three bathrooms; one said "Men" and had the man symbol, one said "Woman" and had the woman symbol, the third had both symbols but no labels. I didn't ask any questions. I just used the men's room and left.

 
The Martintuckian 2008-03-30 05:14:01 PM  
Sam, Sam, the lavatory man.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-03-30 05:15:21 PM  
So he thought graffiti about getting a Blow Job from Jane was a terrorist bombing threat?

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:23:03 PM  
there once was a Muslim from Phuket.....

 
Kar98 2008-03-30 05:26:28 PM  
Darn! There was "I kil yuo!" scribbled on the bathroom door of the local laundromat! Should I have called the cops?

 
DrForrester 2008-03-30 05:29:35 PM  
Kar98: Darn! There was "I kil yuo!" scribbled on the bathroom door of the local laundromat! Should I have called the cops?

No. I was just mad at the time.

 
farkingnotworking 2008-03-30 05:32:43 PM  
Came here for Mooninite reference, was not disappointed.

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:38:58 PM  
Robobuu: Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

I think it was written in the men's restroom, thus giving reason to indicate the bomb was supposed to be in the women's restroom.


Also, holy fark people are become moronic pansies. Who the hell would plant a bomb in the women's restroom then go into the men's restroom and writes on the wall that they put the bomb there? *facepalm*


Sounds like something my ex would do, actually.

 
Hack Patooey 2008-03-30 05:45:11 PM  
Fluff Girl: "Here I sit, broken hearted" is a terroristic threat.

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shiat,
but only blew up United flight 255 to Tokyo, Japan, boarding gate 33

Hmm, the meter doesn't quite work there.

 
semiotix 2008-03-30 05:47:13 PM  
MadAzza: RTA. This is going to sound unbelievable to some of you, but ... the Fark headline is inaccurate.

Also, it's "graffiti," not "graffitti."


Actually, it's "graffito," not "graffiti." There's only one piece of writing we're talking about here.

/superior pedantry FTW!

 
Hack Patooey 2008-03-30 05:51:32 PM  
semiotix:

Actually, it's "graffito," not "graffiti." There's only one piece of writing we're talking about here.

/superior pedantry FTW!


A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says
"I'll have a martinum"
Barman says " Don't you mean a martini"
Soldier says "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one"

 
Caxap_artist [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:02:55 PM  
firstpersonshow.net
"A lot of people Sh**t with pens" Demitri Martin

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:09:15 PM  
But what exactly did it SAY????

There's a difference between "There's a bomb in the women's bathroom on Concourse "B", and "Get blown up in the girl's head"

I mean, come on.

 
goofass 2008-03-30 06:11:28 PM  
Even if the message had read something like "Dear Sir, I am Osama Bin Laden, and while I was taking a crap I decided to write on the wall to inform you that I have put a bomb in a plane. Guess which one," that snitch-happy coonty twat still would be a screw-up. Who leaves legitimate terrorist threats on bathroom walls? (hint: answer not "terrorists")

The moral of this story?
i193.photobucket.com

 
dwalder 2008-03-30 06:43:09 PM  
For a good time call9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!

 
Daniel Boone's Farm 2008-03-30 07:42:31 PM  
I am a US senator. Please blow up on my face?

 
MadTheologian 2008-03-30 08:17:39 PM  
dwalder: For a good time call9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!

Ask for Rudy for a night to remember!

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Rann Xerox 2008-03-30 09:47:56 PM  
www.movieactors.com

All right, gentlemen, let's review. The year is 2008 - that's two-zero-zero-eight, as in the 21st Century - and I am sorry to say the world has become a pussy-whipped, fearful, paranoid group of crotchfruit run by a bunch of guys who use the threat of terrorist attacks to keep the sheep in line.....

 
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