Is says it right here! In POOP!

To be fair... I've left a couple of bombs in the LAX bathrooms. Damn airline food.

Poop thread!11!!1!one

ZOMFG! Someone wrote something on the bathroom wall!!11eleven!! I'd better tell the cops!

"Here I sit, broken hearted" is a terroristic threat.

Those who write on bathroom stalls
shiat their shiat in Guantanamo Bay

That isn't the sound of a ticking time bomb. It's the Senator in the stall next to you, tapping his foot.

True story: A few years back, a small convenience store near where I live had a homeless person sleeping in their bathroom. The manager of the store called the police and reported a "bum in his bathroom".

Within minutes, several fire trucks, ambulances and police cars surrounded the place and cordoned off a several block area. They thought he said "bomb". Imagine the homeless guy's surprise when the bomb squad woke him up :)

As if it wasn't already annoying to get thru LAX.

RTA. This is going to sound unbelievable to some of you, but ... the Fark headline is inaccurate.

Also, it's "graffiti," not "graffitti."

They paint these walls to hide my pen,
but the shiat House Poet strikes again!

OldRod: The manager of the store called the police and reported a "bum in his bathroom".

I'm pretty sure that everyone has had a bum in their bathroom at some time or other.

You know, "blown up" has a totally different meaning when applied to men's restrooms.

Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

What, they don't think women can lay land mines?

What it actually said was "Someone dropped a BOMB in the women's restroom."

/don't go in there for about 15 minutes or so

I've seen the writing on the wall on the shiat house job sites.

Pipe fitters and pipe welders are all the same,They'll F*ck anything
with a heartbeat and a hole.

To which I reply ( uh the heartbeats not that important)

Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

I think it was written in the men's restroom, thus giving reason to indicate the bomb was supposed to be in the women's restroom.


Also, holy fark people are become moronic pansies. Who the hell would plant a bomb in the women's restroom then go into the men's restroom and writes on the wall that they put the bomb there? *facepalm*

The_Sponge: For a good time, call Mohammed - 818-555-5309867-5309

there ya go

Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

No, read the article:

A terminal at Los Angeles International Airport was partially evacuated Sunday after a man reported seeing writing in a restroom that said a bomb was in the women's restroom, police said, according to City News Service.

Nowhere did it say he was in the women's restroom, just that he saw writing that said that. Now, as to which restroom he was, in fact, in...

(on the dryers)

PRESS HERE FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY

America, the home of the quivering fearful twat. Remember the real enemy is the GOP and every follower.

I used to leave stickers made on those transparent mailing labels at the bottom of stall doors at work. 6 point text that reads "If you can read this, you are shiatting at exactly a 45 degree angle.". I had people convinced that they were legally required warning labels placed by the door manufacturers.

the voices in your head: The_Sponge: For a good time, call Mohammed - 818-555-5309867-5309

there ya go


I'll be the first to admit that I've called that number while drunk and asked for Jenny.

/The guy on the other line wasn't amused.

And some bowels too.

MadTheologian: (on the dryers)

PRESS HERE FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOMELAND SECURITY

Nicely played!

a historic movement is seldom bloodless

you just have to grit your teeth, keep pushing, and pray that everything comes out all right at the end

/viva la counterclockwise revolution!

Since we're in a bathroom thread: A couple of weeks ago I was returning some stuff I bought online. When I was at the shipper's counter I asked if I could use their bathroom. The guy let me in and pointed down a hall. There were three bathrooms; one said "Men" and had the man symbol, one said "Woman" and had the woman symbol, the third had both symbols but no labels. I didn't ask any questions. I just used the men's room and left.

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man.

So he thought graffiti about getting a Blow Job from Jane was a terrorist bombing threat?

there once was a Muslim from Phuket.....

Darn! There was "I kil yuo!" scribbled on the bathroom door of the local laundromat! Should I have called the cops?

Kar98: Darn! There was "I kil yuo!" scribbled on the bathroom door of the local laundromat! Should I have called the cops?

No. I was just mad at the time.

Came here for Mooninite reference, was not disappointed.

Robobuu: Xarkuri: Did anyone else notice that it was reported by a man in the woman's restroom? Sounds like something else was going on.

I think it was written in the men's restroom, thus giving reason to indicate the bomb was supposed to be in the women's restroom.


Also, holy fark people are become moronic pansies. Who the hell would plant a bomb in the women's restroom then go into the men's restroom and writes on the wall that they put the bomb there? *facepalm*

Sounds like something my ex would do, actually.

Fluff Girl: "Here I sit, broken hearted" is a terroristic threat.

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Tried to shiat,
but only blew up United flight 255 to Tokyo, Japan, boarding gate 33

Hmm, the meter doesn't quite work there.

MadAzza: RTA. This is going to sound unbelievable to some of you, but ... the Fark headline is inaccurate.

Also, it's "graffiti," not "graffitti."

Actually, it's "graffito," not "graffiti." There's only one piece of writing we're talking about here.

/superior pedantry FTW!

semiotix:

Actually, it's "graffito," not "graffiti." There's only one piece of writing we're talking about here.

/superior pedantry FTW!

A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says
"I'll have a martinum"
Barman says " Don't you mean a martini"
Soldier says "If I'd wanted a double I'd have asked for one"

"A lot of people Sh**t with pens" Demitri Martin

But what exactly did it SAY????

There's a difference between "There's a bomb in the women's bathroom on Concourse "B", and "Get blown up in the girl's head"

I mean, come on.

Even if the message had read something like "Dear Sir, I am Osama Bin Laden, and while I was taking a crap I decided to write on the wall to inform you that I have put a bomb in a plane. Guess which one," that snitch-happy coonty twat still would be a screw-up. Who leaves legitimate terrorist threats on bathroom walls? (hint: answer not "terrorists")

The moral of this story?

For a good time call9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!

I am a US senator. Please blow up on my face?

dwalder: For a good time call9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!9/11!

Ask for Rudy for a night to remember!