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(BBC) Hero Soldier hurls himself onto grenade to save the rest of his patrol, survives with just a bloody nose   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 251
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GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:12:40 PM  
That boy is charmed.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:19:18 PM  
Yeah, that pretty much defines a heroic decision AND amazingly great luck all in one event.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:19:53 PM  
Wow. And they stuck around to ambush the bastards that threw it. Hard core.

 
SherKhan 2008-03-30 12:25:26 PM  
Site is currently unavailable .Please come back later

Shucks.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:27:18 PM  
SherKhan: Site is currently unavailable .Please come back later

Shucks.


I got that the first time. Try it again.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:28:13 PM  
SherKhan: Site is currently unavailable .Please come back later

Shucks.


Cliff Notes: Guy jumps on grenade gets bloody nose. Squad greases enemy.

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:31:59 PM  
He's going to be sorry when the MoD sends him the bill for the equipment he deliberately destroyed.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:51:03 PM  
GaryPDX: Cliff Notes: Guy jumps on grenade gets bloody nose. Squad greases enemy.

THIS. Hence the Hero tag, and my +1.

dj_bigbird: He's going to be sorry when the MoD sends him the bill for the equipment he deliberately destroyed.

This, if he was US and not Brit.

 
Slaxl [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:57:24 PM  
So in future if you see a grenade just throw your pack on it, as it will take the force of the explosion? Someone patent that idea and make monies.

Site didn't work for me either :(

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:59:25 PM  
itazurakko: Yeah, that pretty much defines a heroic decision AND amazingly great luck all in one event.

Bonus: the guy's name is Croucher.

He's gonna get the Victoria Cross (the equivalent of the Medal of Honor)

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:00:40 PM  
Nabb1: Wow. And they stuck around to ambush the bastards that threw it. Hard core.

That pretty much the definition of 'bad day' for the bad guys.

'hey achmed! our bomb just blew up some infidels! let's go poke their innards with a stick!'

BAMBAMBAMBAM!

*aaaaaah*

'Why didn't anyone tell me they were bomb proof!?'

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:34:14 PM  
Next time he'll be able to hide the entire patrol behind his gigantic Kevlar balls.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:52:56 PM  
I wonder if he said "Ta-da" afterwards.

 
ComicBookGuy 2008-03-30 01:58:28 PM  
King Something: itazurakko: Yeah, that pretty much defines a heroic decision AND amazingly great luck all in one event.

Bonus: the guy's name is Croucher.

He's gonna get the Victoria Cross (the equivalent of the Medal of Honor)


You'd THINK. Yet, I recall some guy in Afghanistan did something amazingly heroic which would seem to merit a VC but didn't get it.

 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:07:52 PM  
www.islandnet.com

Approves. (new window)

 
BobtheFascist 2008-03-30 02:24:45 PM  
Balls like church bells, man.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:25:12 PM  
Weaver95: 'Why didn't anyone tell me they were bomb proof!?'

you know, this might make a great propaganda story if they use it right. Maybe use it as "proof" to the people wanting to wage jihad that hey, maybe Allah's not on their side.

That said, what this guy did was incredibly brave and to come away with only a bloody nose... give this guy some kind of medal, and not just a purple heart either.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:28:24 PM  

the site is farked for me as well. so i looked to other sources for the story. this article reports something i don't see in any others...

Walking in the darkness among a group of four men, Lance Cpl. Croucher stepped into a tripwire that pulled the pin from a boobytrap grenade.
oooops. awesome reaction though

 
hubiestubert [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:32:57 PM  
OMFG? HAXX!

/you know you thought it
//don't you judge me
///don't you farkin' judge me!

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:33:52 PM  
SilentStrider: Weaver95: 'Why didn't anyone tell me they were bomb proof!?'

you know, this might make a great propaganda story if they use it right. Maybe use it as "proof" to the people wanting to wage jihad that hey, maybe Allah's not on their side.

That said, what this guy did was incredibly brave and to come away with only a bloody nose... give this guy some kind of medal, and not just a purple heart either.


"Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind. But no top tenors, that's for sure."

/obscure.

 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:37:06 PM  
www.islandnet.com

There is no obscure on Fark...

 
Show_The_O_Face [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:02:10 PM  
He is indeed hardcore.

 
Great Janitor 2008-03-30 05:13:21 PM  
Someone's hardcore

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:14:11 PM  
Brass balls he has. Two of them.

 
farkin_noob 2008-03-30 05:14:42 PM  
Get that guy a bj, beer, and steak!

 
klevin 2008-03-30 05:15:04 PM  
Wow. I thought before reading the article, given that this is Fark, that all that survived of him was a bloody nose.

 
BKred 2008-03-30 05:15:30 PM  
No truer a use for the hero tag.

Though if only there was a Union Jack variety...

 
Already Disturbed 2008-03-30 05:15:35 PM  
Hero? Farkin' a.

 
AR55 2008-03-30 05:16:25 PM  
Pure awesome.

 
Druid5 2008-03-30 05:16:35 PM  
He'll get free drinks for life.

 
hbk72777 2008-03-30 05:17:09 PM  
www.biography.com

 
Mayhem_2006 2008-03-30 05:17:55 PM  
Rucksack, schmucksack. Clearly he smothered the explosion with his
Gigantic Balls of Steel!

 
UNC_Samurai [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:17:56 PM  
This is proof that Frag Grenades aren't even worth the 2 points per model anymore.

 
neocssck 2008-03-30 05:18:04 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Brass balls he has. Two of them.

Probably three even. Holy crap, that dude is bada$$! He'll never have to pay for a beer at a bar ever again.

 
jdcgonzalez 2008-03-30 05:18:47 PM  
He has them.

 
kilgorn 2008-03-30 05:19:33 PM  
Doun't U haute eUropean speulling?

 
Tiemrhon 2008-03-30 05:19:39 PM  
Mayhem_2006: Rucksack, schmucksack. Clearly he smothered the explosion with his
Gigantic Balls of Steel!


THIS

 
boot20 2008-03-30 05:19:54 PM  
Rusty Shackleford: There is no obscure on Fark...

How is Zulu with Michael Cain obscure?

 
Gsm136 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:20:50 PM  
Weaver95: "Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind. But no top tenors, that's for sure."

If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer-Henry point-four-five caliber miracle.

 
darknys 2008-03-30 05:22:53 PM  
UNC_Samurai: This is proof that Frag Grenades aren't even worth the 2 points per model anymore.

I know, right? I miss 2nd Ed., when you could throw them.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:22:59 PM  
Mayhem_2006: Rucksack, schmucksack. Clearly he smothered the explosion with his
Gigantic Balls of Steel!


Came to say the same thing, and it's been said.

Ladies, this man's penis is twelve feet long. They don't issue him a a weapon; he drops his pants and clubs Taliban to death with it.

 
Je5tEr 2008-03-30 05:23:25 PM  
You're doing it wrong?

 
ozzie_stu 2008-03-30 05:23:42 PM  
Winston (the 1st Brit on the moon) would approve

tbn0.google.com

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-03-30 05:23:46 PM  
Hell yeah! Glad he is ok.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:24:21 PM  
UNC_Samurai: This is proof that Frag Grenades aren't even worth the 2 points per model anymore.

I just put my troopers in a Chimera. The inquisitor goes in the land raider and the grey knights can walk. 'cept the terminators. they get their own land raider.

 
The_Sponge [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:25:15 PM  
Buy this man a black & tan...or two, or three, or 20.

 
62_Pesos 2008-03-30 05:26:17 PM  
I know it's been said already in many different ways, but it deserves to be said again:

Balls. Giant, indestructible balls.

 
Cyxneo 2008-03-30 05:26:20 PM  
I told u I was hardcore

/but srsly, this guy is teh hardkore

 
Kentucky Fried Children 2008-03-30 05:26:45 PM  
This guy must have some relation to Chuck Norris.

/ yeah, I went there
// I know, its lame

 
LegacyDL 2008-03-30 05:27:16 PM  
If only there was a way to get those sort of medals without getting killed/nearly killed in the process.

But ya that dude is brave.

 
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