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(Reuters) PSA Followers of Religion of Peace™ now outnumber Religion of Pedophilia™   (uk.reuters.com) divider line 225
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tomWright 2008-03-30 11:54:45 AM  
And between them they make up 36.6%.

Getting closer. Just need another 30.0% for the end-times.
Someone alert Pat Robertson.

 
AliceInWonderland [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 11:56:59 AM  
Wow. There is some pretty heavy duty trolling going on for a Sunday morning.

 
TwistedIvory [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 12:16:06 PM  
Why the trademarks, subby? Did you just learn those fancy-schmancy HTML codes?

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:00:38 PM  
tomWright: Getting closer. Just need another 30.0% 30.1% for the end-times.

/pev peete

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:24:51 PM  
Uh, I hate to be an anti-troll, but Islam much more so than Christianity is the Religion of Pedophilia. Jesus never farked 10 year olds.

 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 01:34:23 PM  
GAT_00: I hate to be an anti-troll, but Islam much more so than Christianity

Catholicism in particular is what the headline refers to...

 
Speaks 2008-03-30 01:48:42 PM  
The troll is strong with this one...

/meh

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:04:37 PM  
Look at them. Bloody Muslims...filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed...

/what are we, dear?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:25:48 PM  
i lol'd.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:34:37 PM  
I wish my name was Vittorio...

 
RocketRod [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 02:45:42 PM  
submitter: Followers of Religion of Peace™ now outnumber Religion of Pedophilia™

I guess Subby's never heard of old desert-shepards' saying:

"Women for babies,
Boys for fun,
Sheep if necessary."

Buggery amongst Bedouins has been going on for centuries.

You didn't really think those 72 virgins were all female, did you?

 
DewdropsOnTheGrass 2008-03-30 02:48:59 PM  
GAT_00: Uh, I hate to be an anti-troll, but Islam much more so than Christianity is the Religion of Pedophilia. Jesus never farked 10 year olds.

But can you say the same for Christian priests?

 
DewdropsOnTheGrass 2008-03-30 02:50:18 PM  
Gulper Eel: Look at them. Bloody Muslims...filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed...

/what are we, dear?


We're Protestants, and proud of it.

 
ShawnDoc [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:26:06 PM  
Let's just ignore that Catholicism is one sect of Christianity, while "Muslim" has many sects. For this to be a fair comparison you should be comparing number of Christians to number of Muslims, or number of Catholics to number of Sunni.

 
PhiloeBedoe [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:43:16 PM  
And the Crest Teamtm is outnumbered by the Cavity Creepstm but do you hear them biatchin'... Noooo

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 03:46:58 PM  
img514.imageshack.us

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 04:49:55 PM  
GAT_00: Uh, I hate to be an anti-troll, but Islam much more so than Christianity is the Religion of Pedophilia. Jesus never farked 10 year olds.

We don't know that.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:45:39 PM  
WTFTM

 
RHMolBio 2008-03-30 05:45:56 PM  
And I don't care....

TA-DA!

 
steklo 2008-03-30 05:46:06 PM  
This little girl was on her way to church...

i215.photobucket.com

 
mangomango 2008-03-30 05:46:59 PM  
God only loves Christians. It's in the bible.

 
ilxixiixs 2008-03-30 05:48:01 PM  
This should end well.

 
GodsTumor 2008-03-30 05:48:45 PM  
In Doubt We Trust

 
Fact Man 2008-03-30 05:48:46 PM  
eatourbrains.com

Nice Headline.

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-03-30 05:49:02 PM  
shanrick
Damn I love that pic

 
Fact Man 2008-03-30 05:50:10 PM  
steklo: This little girl was on her way to church...

That is now my wallpaper.

 
Mortalum 2008-03-30 05:50:11 PM  
Yep this article makes perfect sense. Considering that there are no other "christian" sects and that Islam has no religious divisions. The article is dumb.

 
Captain Darling 2008-03-30 05:50:59 PM  
Headline doesn't make sense: Islamic apologists often use the phrase "religion of peace" to describe Islam, hence the trademark. Doesn't really make sense to have a "religion of pedophilia"TM since that's not a slogan used by Catholics.

 
c7hu1hu fh746n [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:51:04 PM  
If only there were some type of holy war that could be waged to settle this rivalry.

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-03-30 05:51:07 PM  
Writer fails English 101. Islam is not a "denomination." A denomination is a sub-group within a religion. (Usually applied to subgroups of Protestantism - the Protestant/Catholic/Orthodox split more often referred to as "branches" - but also used to describe subgroups of other religions, for lack of a better word.)

 
Benjimin_Dover 2008-03-30 05:52:29 PM  
FTA: the percentage of Muslims was growing because of higher birth rates.


Because there is always a demand for new suicide bombers to flail against the unclean.

 
RoxtarRyan [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:53:52 PM  
I sense some hot god-on-allah action coming.

 
mrmazoku 2008-03-30 05:55:05 PM  
We're obviously not liberating them hard enough...

 
halfof33 2008-03-30 05:56:16 PM  
Hey smitty, look up "thighing."

Kudos to Fark for such an incendiary headline, though. Still a little amazed that the sponsors have not reeled in the religious trolling on fark. Just so long as we don't post a picture of a woman in a bra, though!

^^rolls eyes^^

 
GoodOldSLH 2008-03-30 05:57:19 PM  
Well, that's what an "if you're an infidel you die, if you leave Islam you die" philosophy will get you.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:58:02 PM  
It's funny how similar Islam, Christianity, and Judaism are, yet you retards somehow believe they are opposites.

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 05:58:31 PM  
halfof33: Hey smitty, look up "thighing."

Kudos to Fark for such an incendiary headline, though. Still a little amazed that the sponsors have not reeled in the religious trolling on fark. Just so long as we don't post a picture of a woman in a bra, though!

^^rolls eyes^^


Satire?

 
docweasel 2008-03-30 05:59:17 PM  
So, by the submitter's logic, homosexuality is the sexual orientation of pedophilia, because a highly publicized group of homosexuals engaged in abuse of children.

That's not logic, that's fark.

 
m2313 2008-03-30 06:00:04 PM  
Benjimin_Dover: Because there is always a demand for new suicide bombers to flail against the unclean.

Which in a sick twisted way a releif. Unlike fundies from other religions these guys may just kill themselves off.

 
JQPublic [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:00:48 PM  
Public school teachers molest kids at a rate of about a hundred times that of Catholic priests. Priests get all the press because they are not members of a union.

 
m2313 2008-03-30 06:01:06 PM  
m2313: Which in a sick twisted way a releifrelief. Unlike fundies from other religions these guys may just kill themselves off.
FTFM

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:01:12 PM  
docweasel: So, by the submitter's logic, homosexuality is the sexual orientation of pedophilia, because a highly publicized group of homosexuals engaged in abuse of children.

That's not logic, that's fark.


Well, its not exactly the same. There's a different between having a large percentage of a group being involved in an activity (though I would debate even that in regards to homosexuality), and having that practice be both prevelant and institutionally protected by the de facto and de jour organization of the group (the Church).

 
m2313 2008-03-30 06:01:52 PM  
JQPublic: Public school teachers molest kids at a rate of about a hundred times that of Catholic priests. Priests get all the press because they are not members of a union.

The church is a good enough replacement for one.

 
WFern 2008-03-30 06:02:22 PM  
Captain Darling: Headline doesn't make sense: Islamic apologists often use the phrase "religion of peace" to describe Islam, hence the trademark. Doesn't really make sense to have a "religion of pedophilia"TM since that's not a slogan used by Catholics.

That's what we call a "joke." This is Fark, so expect to see a lot of them.

/Not subby

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:02:29 PM  
JQPublic: Public school teachers molest kids at a rate of about a hundred times that of Catholic priests. Priests get all the press because they are not members of a union.

Evidence?

 
TheMega 2008-03-30 06:03:28 PM  
I always thought the news lead us all to believe the religion of pedophilia was called Republican... us.i1.yimg.com

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:03:44 PM  
mrmazoku: We're obviously not liberating them hard enough...

img146.imageshack.us

 
zobear [TotalFark] 2008-03-30 06:04:22 PM  
GAT_00: Jesus never farked 10 year olds.

Sure he did. Those books just never got canonized in the Synod of Carthage.

 
the_chief 2008-03-30 06:05:02 PM  
9/11 popularized Islam.

 
barneyfifesbullet 2008-03-30 06:06:03 PM  
i240.photobucket.com

 
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