I thought she was from Jersy?

IgG4: I thought she was from Jersy?

Nope. Rochester, Michigan (just outside of Detroit).

People still care about Madonna? I can't even be bothered to dislike her anymore.

Madonna is one of three notable women that gay men seem to love and whom I cannot stand. The other two:
Barbra Streisand and Hillary Clinton.


//Betcha thought I was going to say Frank Stallone.
//Probabaly not.

Will she just go away already? 3 decades is enough of this grandma

Me: "Hey, Madonna? Know why Michigan's shaped like a hand?"
Madonna: "No, guvna. Why?"
Me: SLAP!

well I see Madonna has a WWF style wrestling belt on in that pic.. I wonder if thats part of her "American Style" I'm sure america can't wait to tell her to fark off..

You know, Barbara Streisand and Bette Midler have the good taste to embrace their age and create a live experience that doesn't have them desperately trying to prove that they can keep up with younger pop starlets.

Quick glance at wikipedia shows that she's married to a brit and lives in London. That may explain the accent a little. I hope all you farkers who have moved from one place to another at some point in your lives, kept your old accents for good. If that's the case, I'm happy no one in Chicago is from somewhere else, cause I don't hear southern accents around here.

spanish flea: Quick glance at wikipedia shows that she's married to a brit and lives in London. That may explain the accent a little. I hope all you farkers who have moved from one place to another at some point in your lives, kept your old accents for good. If that's the case, I'm happy no one in Chicago is from somewhere else, cause I don't hear southern accents around here.

She was pulling that shiat with the accents before she married Guy Ritchie. She'd done interviews on MTV trying to stress her European flair, etc. - and nobody'd call her out on the horseshiat accent cos she's Madonna.

fark that shiat. You're not from Trafalgar Square, you're from Saginaw Bay, toots. Stop acting like you're a farking queen already.

I wish she would go away. Her Skeletor hands frighten me.

Crusty old twat...

As for fellow Pop star Britney Spears, Madonna told Yo on E! that the paparazzi needs to "step off."



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spanish flea: Quick glance at wikipedia shows that she's married to a brit and lives in London. That may explain the accent a little. I hope all you farkers who have moved from one place to another at some point in your lives, kept your old accents for good. If that's the case, I'm happy no one in Chicago is from somewhere else, cause I don't hear southern accents around here.

Come off it. She's been affecting that accent since the first day she got off the plane at Heathrow.

If you knew a guy from Plano that moved to Chicago and immediately upon hitting the tarmac at Midway launched into a diatribe about how "yah McCaskey's makin' a mahkery of da Bears", you'd slap him.

Yeah, there's a difference between gradually picking up an accent and getting off the plane saying, "OI GUV'NER HOWZABOUT A SMIDGEN OF FISH AND CHIPS WOT? WOT? DUTCH EAST INDIA TRADING COMPANY BURKHA MONTGOMERY ALAMEIN!"

Chastain86: spanish flea: Quick glance at wikipedia shows that she's married to a brit and lives in London. That may explain the accent a little. I hope all you farkers who have moved from one place to another at some point in your lives, kept your old accents for good. If that's the case, I'm happy no one in Chicago is from somewhere else, cause I don't hear southern accents around here.

Come off it. She's been affecting that accent since the first day she got off the plane at Heathrow.

If you knew a guy from Plano that moved to Chicago and immediately upon hitting the tarmac at Midway launched into a diatribe about how "yah McCaskey's makin' a mahkery of da Bears", you'd slap him.

Only if the guy was more famous/successful than you.

spanish flea: Quick glance at wikipedia shows that she's married to a brit and lives in London. That may explain the accent a little. I hope all you farkers who have moved from one place to another at some point in your lives, kept your old accents for good.

Derr? I just keep layering them on without actually losing the previous one. Y'all know what Ah'm talking about, nicht wahr, doragi?

I hate that hag, but even so, I admire her drive. She knows what she wants and exactly how to get it.