Is it sugar lips?

/sorry. that was discourteous of me.

submitter: Wilford Brimley jumps into action

its the right thing to do and the tasty way to do it

Obligatory:

*volunteers to massage her feet *

She still on the MILF List?

Diabeetus Remix (new window)

I heard that a good, hard, bare-back farking will cure that.

Would anyone volunteer to do that to her? Remember, she is pregnant (gross).

What about after the she pops the pup out?

Next time.

MBA Whore: I heard that a good, hard, bare-back farking will cure that.

Would anyone volunteer to do that to her? Remember, she is pregnant (gross).

What about after the she pops the pup out?

You just keep proving that while genius has its limits, stupidity does not.

This thread is already full of huge WIN!

/cleans off keyboard

Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Why is this news? Oh no! Gestational diabetes! What if she gets a COLD next?!

Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Who is Wilfred Brimley kidding? The only exercise he's gotten in months was a food-boner watching groceries being unloaded.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

LukeA: Marla Singer's Laundry: Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

:D I had that coming.

hahahaha good delivery

can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

LukeA: Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

Please forgive me but I am going to steal that line.

/hot coffee through nose
//new keyboard, etc.

Nvisible: LukeA: Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

Please forgive me but I am going to steal that line.

/hot coffee through nose
//new keyboard, etc.

Everyone is going to steal that line. This is Fark.

Marla Singer's Laundry 2008-03-30 09:36:06 AM
Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Womb Raider?

Aurric: Why is this news? Oh no! Gestational diabetes! What if she gets a COLD next?!

I came here to say something that pales in comparison to the awesomeness of this comment.

itsfullofstars: can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

Because you are ugly and will never be as talented or interesting as this particular celebrity.

/I care because she gots a purdy mouth

Look, I know the woman is feeling pretty ill, but FTFA She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak.

I'm pretty sure she doesn't know shiat about feeling heavy.

/Marla Singer's Laundry: I just have to say that slippage was pretty funny.
//I'm not into chicks too much either, but if I had to choose, it'd be Rosario Dawson all the way. ;-)

hosalabad: Aurric: Why is this news? Oh no! Gestational diabetes! What if she gets a COLD next?!

I came here to say something that pales in comparison to the awesomeness of this comment.

Seconded

/Obligatory

LukeA: Marla Singer's Laundry: Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

ElegantGoose: Look, I know the woman is feeling pretty ill, but FTFA She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak.

I'm pretty sure she doesn't know shiat about feeling heavy.

/Marla Singer's Laundry: I just have to say that slippage was pretty funny.
//I'm not into chicks too much either, but if I had to choose, it'd be Rosario Dawson all the way. ;-)

Did you see Death Proof/Grindhouse?

Hawtness

http://www.diabeetis.com/

I'd prick it.

/was hoping for a lolrus thread

Have to wonder if these big rich star(s) are collecting these children as actual sons and daughters, or just as 'pets'.

/and we feed that dark lookin` one over there spaghetti all the time....
//no.. the one that grunts...
///no, the othe.. YEAH, that one!

Excen: itsfullofstars: can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

Because you are ugly and will never be as talented or interesting as this particular celebrity.

/I care because she gots a purdy mouth

I've always wonder what the other lips look like...hmmmmm.

itsfullofstars: can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

Came here to say that.

My wife was just diagnosed with gestational diabetes... odd that no one bothered to write a column about her. I hate Hollywood gossip. As for what it is, basically the placenta degrades the insulin's efficiency in the mother's body, while the kid's pancreas is doing just fine at producing insulin. That means all the extra sugar in the mom's blood will be used by the kid ,instead of being urinated out like most diabetics. That produces a kid that's in the range of 12 to 15 pounds. Not a pleasant experience for the old clown car.

Numba 72: itsfullofstars: can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

Came here to say that.


I dunno. Because you like chicks? And you're not the sharp-knees guy?

Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Your Freudian slip is showing. :)

LukeA: Marla Singer's Laundry: Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Care to slip into something a little more Freudian?

Damn you to hell! ;)

My mother got it. She died at 44. This was back in the late 70's. We have come a long way in understanding this disease now days.

Wilford Brimley jumps into action

USELESS W/O PICS!

Marla Singer's Laundry: Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Make that "not"

hmmm....

Marla Singer's Laundry: Look, I'm into chicks much.

But I'd tear that S#i7 up.

Can anyone explain to me why even the most reserved and conservative females would still jump into bed with Angelina Jolie? Seriously, I knew uptight religious girls who didn't believe in sex before marriage but said they'd still do Angelina Jolie given the chance.

Because if she'll screw an ugly Vietnamese chick on a long term basis, she'd probably screw them too?

/just sayin
//doorknob

glaurunge: Can anyone explain to me why even the most reserved and conservative females would still jump into bed with Angelina Jolie? Seriously, I knew uptight religious girls who didn't believe in sex before marriage but said they'd still do Angelina Jolie given the chance.

Well, I'm not religious or conservative, but come on: it's Angelina Jolie. We all would, and you know it.

mom_dropped_me: Excen: itsfullofstars: can someone explain to me why we should give a flying fark?

Because you are ugly and will never be as talented or interesting as this particular celebrity.

/I care because she gots a purdy mouth

I've always wonder what the other lips look like...hmmmmm.

Piss flaps?

It can end up being fairly serious if not managed properly. I'm sure she isn't too wild about her medical details being out there either. She's awfully thin for this-weird. This doesn't strike me as a pregnancy that's going to be without problems.

/ yea, I know, double negative

Does anyone have the Wilford Brimley mocking SNL skit video?

I've looked many times!

Oh noes...not gestational diabe....snore...snore...whoa...I dozed off for a moment...

What we need is a ribbon for gestational diabetes. That will solve everything.