I wish I believed in Hell. It would bring me no greater pleasure to know he was being reamed by demons for all eternity for his hateful words and deeds.

If Falwell is in Hell, I hope that the Devil looks like Marsellus Wallace from "Pulp Fiction" and he thinks that Jerry Falwell is Zed..... for all eternity!

"Chapter 1 -- He Really Liked teh Cawk"

strangeguitar: I wish I believed in Hell. It would bring me no greater pleasure to know he was being reamed by demons for all eternity for his hateful words and deeds.

THANKS YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD, HE WAS AN AWFUL MAN!

Perhaps they can use the title "Rotting in hell for all eternity - the Jerry Falwell story"

LordZorch: Perhaps they can use the title "Rotting in hell for all eternity - the Jerry Falwell story"

I don't get the zealotry. He was a bad, bad man. He's dead now. The world is a tiny bit nicer. We don't need to sink to the level of the fundamentalists and wish "eternal damnation" upon the wicked. He was evil. Now, he's dust. Bye.

We're hear.
We'e queeer.
We're in your ear.
eating your brains.
Not getting anything out of them, mind you.

MorrisBird: I don't get the zealotry. .

You musta been born yesterday.
he was the Larry flint of the Richard nixon of the lenny bruce of the teddy kennedy of the spiro T agnews of our current BS of a government.

vudukungfu: You musta been born yesterday.

No. I'm an old lady. But, I'm an atheist. Jerry Falwell was a wart on the existence of humanity. Still, I honestly believe that death brings death. It's comforting, not having to worry about an "afterlife."

My title for the book:

How Many Chins Would Jesus Have?

Falwell used a platform of peace and equality to spread hatred, ignorance and sexism. He's dead, and the world is a better place. It will be an even better place when Robertson joins him, which given by his age ought to be not too far off.

vudukungfu: he was the Larry flint of the Richard nixon of the lenny bruce of the teddy kennedy of the spiro T agnews of our current BS of a government

And, for the record, I quite liked Lenny, and Teddy's still relevant. Jerry, not so much.

MorrisBird: Jerry Falwell was a wart on the existence of humanity.


You say wart like it's scar tissue.
He was much more than a wart, but worm fodder, is good enough for now.
He was the Fred Phelps of our times.
/cheers.

vudukungfu: /cheers.

Yup.

Heh. It's not the ear he'd have gone for...

He's dead?

MorrisBird: I'm an atheist. Jerry Falwell was a wart on the existence of humanity. Still, I honestly believe that death brings death. It's comforting, not having to worry about an "afterlife."

Falwell is one of those people where I kinda wish I was wrong about the no afterlife bit. It brings a sense of vicious comfort to think of that vile sack of shiat sucking Satan's cock for eternity. The man was evil personified.

eqtworld: /I wish I could believe in a supernatural deity, because if one existed that piece of shiat would be getting what he deserves.

You're assuming that the supernatural deity wouldn't agree with him. A pox on the both of them.

Was waiting for a "Fartwell" reference.

Ok then bu-bye now.

I still don't see why Mr. Falwell was so bad. He stood up for his beliefs and was against the moral decline of this country. That's more than the average basement-dwelling Farker can say.

eqtworld: "AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals"

-Jerry Falwell

"The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country"

Jerry Falwell

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being"

Jerry Falwell

"The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews"

Jerry Falwell

"(re: 9/11 attacks) "...throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad...I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen.""

Jerry Falwell



So, wait. Enlighten a poor non-American if you would be so kind.

Why is it that Falwell (when he was alive) and others like him (Seemingly all Republican?) in the spotlight can get a fairly clean pass on who they support in the media even with many outrageous quotes, and yet Obama's preacher gets put under a microscope for what, in some cases, might be seen as less hateful rhetoric?

I think to many of us who don't live in your country there seems to be a horrendous double-standard which we either assume:

1) Many do not see.
2) Many see but don't care to fix.

Both don't look all that good.

So, someone, please spin it for me. Please?

eqtworld: Elvis Christ: I still don't see why Mr. Falwell was so bad. He stood up for his beliefs and was against the moral decline of this country. That's more than the average basement-dwelling Farker can say.

2/10 That is lazy trolling.

The exact demographic I'm talking about. Mistaking truth for trolling.

Elvis Christ: I still don't see why Mr. Falwell was so bad. He stood up for his beliefs and was against the moral decline of this country. That's more than the average basement-dwelling Farker can say.

3/10

Elvis Christ: eqtworld: Elvis Christ: I still don't see why Mr. Falwell was so bad. He stood up for his beliefs and was against the moral decline of this country. That's more than the average basement-dwelling Farker can say.

2/10 That is lazy trolling.

The exact demographic I'm talking about. Mistaking truth for trolling.

2.5/10

Elvis Christ: The exact demographic I'm talking about. Mistaking truth for trolling.

Using the Falwell quote provided above:
"(re: 9/11 attacks) "......I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America...I point the thing in their face and say you helped this happen."

How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

eqtworld: Vanis:

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

-Pat Robertson

Link (new window)

Don't I wish he were correct.

Elvis Christ: Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

A evangelical named Elvis Christ.

Give it a rest

eqtworld: Because he was white and popular. Hell, look at Pat Roberson, millions of people still listen to him every single week;

Thank you for the quote. As a follow-up to my second question then do you think the many are blind or complicit?

I'm not sure which I want to hear attributed to the "Leader of the Free World".

/woe

Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

Elvis Christ: Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

4/10

getting there

Marla Singer's Laundry: Elvis Christ: Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

A evangelical named Elvis Christ.

Give it a rest

Jesus is the King of Kings. Who better to spread the Word than the King?

4NSpy: He's dead?

It depends on what you believe. Personally, I hope the God he believed in does exist so the asshole can burn in hell for the remainder of eternity.

Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

this thread has already been godwined so I might as well say it... would you say the same about hitler? stalin? this isn't just a matter of a differing opinion, this is a matter of the guy being a complete and utter douchenozzle when he was alive.

Vanis: How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

Wasn't me but I'm not so sure about the ACLU.

Elvis Christ: Marla Singer's Laundry: Elvis Christ: Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

A evangelical named Elvis Christ.

Give it a rest

Jesus is the King of Kings. Who better to spread the Word than the King?

;D hahahaa!

that was funny!

goodnight Elvis!

Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

damn libruls!
LEAVE HITLER ALONE!
/i can has meme?

Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

I'm a liberal. Please don't tell me what I believe. Thank you.

Incidentally I find it odd that you would in one breath bemoan people for acting a certain way and then in another insult an entire group of individuals.

Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone?

holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

this thread has already been godwined so I might as well say it... would you say the same about hitler? stalin? this isn't just a matter of a differing opinion, this is a matter of the guy being a complete and utter douchenozzle when he was alive.

Hitler and Stalin were atheists, who killed millions of their own people as well as Jews and gypsies. Atheists killed far more people than Christians could ever dream of. Jerry Falwell, on the other hand, has never killed anyone. Nice deflection.

Marla Singer's Laundry: Elvis Christ: Marla Singer's Laundry: Elvis Christ: Yeah yeah, I'm a troll. Anyone who isn't a liberal is a troll on fark.com. Nice tolerance.

A evangelical named Elvis Christ.

Give it a rest

Jesus is the King of Kings. Who better to spread the Word than the King?

;D hahahaa!

that was funny!

goodnight Elvis!

Whatever, libtard

Elvis Christ: holiday_inn_in_cambodia: Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

this thread has already been godwined so I might as well say it... would you say the same about hitler? stalin? this isn't just a matter of a differing opinion, this is a matter of the guy being a complete and utter douchenozzle when he was alive.

Hitler and Stalin were atheists, who killed millions of their own people as well as Jews and gypsies. Atheists killed far more people than Christians could ever dream of. Jerry Falwell, on the other hand, has never killed anyone. Nice deflection.

you might as well say right handed people are evil because theyve killed more than left handed people. that has about as much relevance as atheism does to communist russia or nazi germany. nice non sequitur. full of tons of happy fail goodness. i'm lazy so i'm not going to post the pic that compares the number of people killed in the bible in the name of god vs. in the name of satan. oh and more people have died in jesus' name than in any other person in history. even hitler. jon stewart said that in his book... and he was right you know.

Vanis: Elvis Christ: Vanis:
How can we believe that you speak the truth when you defend the accuracy of someone who claims that Pagans and the ACLU were responsible for 9/11?

I don't defend anything he says. He was just a man like you and me, and now that he's been laid to rest I'd hope that libs would at least respect that. I guess not.

I'm a liberal. Please don't tell me what I believe. Thank you.

Incidentally I find it odd that you would in one breath bemoan people for acting a certain way and then in another insult an entire group of individuals.

Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone?

You're telling me that people 60 years ago were better off than the people now? Sure, we may live longer, but people no longer have morals. Now we're all about me, me, me! If we're not satisfied, we screw everyone else.

I'm just glad my grandfather's generation fought WWII, not the current generation.

Vanis:So, wait. Enlighten a poor non-American if you would be so kind.

Why is it that Falwell (when he was alive) and others like him (Seemingly all Republican?) in the spotlight can get a fairly clean pass on who they support in the media even with many outrageous quotes, and yet Obama's preacher gets put under a microscope for what, in some cases, might be seen as less hateful rhetoric?

Jeremiah Wright complained about the unfair power structure in this country. He complained that white people control everything.
Jerry Falwell complains about gays and feminists.

Wright's comments question the basic assumptions of the equality we perceive ourselves to have. Its a political argument.

Falwell just complains that gays are evil and women are should stay in the kitchen. And, since the bible says so, he argues that criticizing him for having this view is criticizing Christianity. And, since about half of the idiots here believe the bible is literally true, no news outlet wants to be perceived as "anti-Christian"

that and Falwell was rich, powerful, and well connected.

Elvis Christ:
Whatever, libtard

2/10

and you were doing so well!

Elvis Christ, the reference to the King is spectacular. I got a good laugh out of it.

+1

Elvis Christ:

Hitler and Stalin were atheists, who killed millions of their own people as well as Jews and gypsies. Atheists killed far more people than Christians could ever dream of. Jerry Falwell, on the other hand, has never killed anyone. Nice deflection.

Methinks you are forgetting quite a few wars in Europe.
Additionally Stalin and Hitler, while Evil, did not kill in name of "Atheism" but rather for ideologies and secular, political, and security goals. Many religious wars were specifically in the name of religion.

I find your comparison either misinformed or disingenuous.

holiday_inn_in_cambodia:

you might as well say right handed people are evil because theyve killed more than left handed people. that has about as much relevance as atheism does to communist russia or nazi germany. nice non sequitur. full of tons of happy fail goodness. i'm lazy so i'm not going to post the pic that compares the number of people killed in the bible in the name of god vs. in the name of satan. oh and more people have died in jesus' name than in any other person in history. even hitler. jon stewart said that in his book... and he was right you know.

Jon Stewart is a comedian, who cares what he thinks. Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, have killed HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of people in the name of atheism. Yet farkers are concerned about a preacher who said mean things. Get some priorities.

Vanis: Elvis Christ:

Hitler and Stalin were atheists, who killed millions of their own people as well as Jews and gypsies. Atheists killed far more people than Christians could ever dream of. Jerry Falwell, on the other hand, has never killed anyone. Nice deflection.

Methinks you are forgetting quite a few wars in Europe.
Additionally Stalin and Hitler, while Evil, did not kill in name of "Atheism" but rather for ideologies and secular, political, and security goals. Many religious wars were specifically in the name of religion.

I find your comparison either misinformed or disingenuous.

I'm an atheist who has murdered tens of millions of people, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies