The cheetahs were prolly hopped up on the powder:

Join the Orange Underground.

She was in the enclosure with the animals? Idiot. She's lucky all she got were a few puncture wounds. If it had been a larger cat, she would have been killed.

Drag me outta my habitat and see how far you go with out bleeding profusely.

Damn, nature! You scary!

/pops
//not a Rickroll

It's an animal sanctuary, she's the owner and takes care of the animals, I live in the town where this is, it's pretty sad.

FLORIDA. It has its own tag for a reason. Use it.

But did her whites survive a trip through the laundromat dryer?

Am I wrong in thinking this deserves an 'Ironic' tag? Or at least a 'Florida' tag.

Strike another blow for the really big kitties!

boo!

So we have to take her word for it. How can we be sure she's not lion?

/Yes I know it isn't a cheetah
//Close enough :)

Not surprised she lived, what else can bleed for 7 days straight and not die.

/try the veal
//slashies
///j/k

smeag0l: Not surprised she lived, what else can bleed for 7 days straight and not die.

I'm sorry, but that's a bit misogynistic, not to say crude.

Shazzoir
smeag0l: Not surprised she lived, what else can bleed for 7 days straight and not die.

I'm sorry, but that's a bit misogynistic, not to say crude.
misogynistic? Have you been to the Obama threads?

Ha ha, no, sorry, I'm not too interested in US politics, to be honest.

smeag0l: Shazzoir
smeag0l: Not surprised she lived, what else can bleed for 7 days straight and not die.

I'm sorry, but that's a bit misogynistic, not to say crude.
misogynistic? Have you been to the Obama threads?

If you're implying that bashing Hillary is misogynistic, you're deluded. We dislike Hillary because she's a sneaky, cheating, lying, backstabbing biatch who's tearing the Democratic party apart in her pathetic attempts to steal the nomination. We'd be misogynistic if we said she did those things because she's a woman, but I (and as far as I know, most Obama supporters) don't believe that. It's just Rovian politics, making men and women equally scummy.

LordJiro: smeag0l: Shazzoir
smeag0l: Not surprised she lived, what else can bleed for 7 days straight and not die.

I'm sorry, but that's a bit misogynistic, not to say crude.
misogynistic? Have you been to the Obama threads?

If you're implying that bashing Hillary is misogynistic, you're deluded. We dislike Hillary because she's a sneaky, cheating, lying, backstabbing biatch who's tearing the Democratic party apart in her pathetic attempts to steal the nomination. We'd be misogynistic if we said she did those things because she's a woman, but I (and as far as I know, most Obama supporters) don't believe that. It's just Rovian politics, making men and women equally scummy.

You're mostly right, you just accidentally put Hillary instead of Obama.

It's very unusual for a cheetah to attack a human being - they are the smallest of the "big cats" and tend to be quite non-aggressive with larger animals. It is telling that he only attacked her after she was lying on the ground. Had she gotten up right away, she probably wouldn't have been attacked. They (cheetahs) are also not the smartest animals, either....

/quite dumb for cats, actually
//the inbreeding prolly has something to do with it
///not a lot of genetic diversity in cheetahs

7 days is definitely too many to bleed and not die. Its possible that 5 days would be manageable.

It sounds like she got a little careless, but she got lucky this time.


/3 days ftw
//in your face, menses

GalleyWench: /3 days ftw
//in your face, menses

/got that beat! Hysterectomy was the best thing I ever did.... no more menses!!! WAHOOO!!!

RealFarknMcCoy2: GalleyWench: /3 days ftw
//in your face, menses

/got that beat! Hysterectomy was the best thing I ever did.... no more menses!!! WAHOOO!!!

Woohoo! I'm looking forward to the day it ends, and at 46 I don't think it's too far off.

In hand to hand combat, any one of us coudld take a cheetah.

RealFarknMcCoy2: GalleyWench: /3 days ftw
//in your face, menses

/got that beat! Hysterectomy was the best thing I ever did.... no more menses!!! WAHOOO!!!



THIS! Yes, it is great not to have to give Kimberly-Clark any more of my hard earned money. Still got the ovaries tho, so I still can has PMS! LOL

Wildlife officers are investigating the attack, but so far it appears there no violations and no laws were broken, Ferraro said.

The cheetahs might have broken the law?

vudukungfu 2008-03-30 01:58:46 AM
Drag me outta my habitat and see how far you go with out bleeding profusely.


come on it would proably do you good to get out of your mom's basement!

RealFarknMcCoy2: GalleyWench: /3 days ftw
//in your face, menses

/got that beat! Hysterectomy was the best thing I ever did.... no more menses!!! WAHOOO!!!

/And I got that beat! The Nova Sure procedure was the best thing I ever did! And they don't take anything out!

Cheetah People from Doctor Who, anyone?

Hot chick from Thundercats unavailable for comment

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I took this two weeks ago at the SD Wild Animal Park.

Have you ever heard of a dog biting a human? Cats bite humans too. Cheetahs are the most dog-like of the cats. In some ways they are more even tempered than housecats. The only reason it is in the news is because exotic cat bites are so rare. Here I am geeking with some cheetahs in South Africa.