Oh please make this. Please oh please.

It's like millions of bloggers, Farkers, stand-up comedians and the whole staff of i-Mockery suddenly cried out in joy...

it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

She'll play the Bogart role?

play it, sam. you got into the groove for her, you can be a lucky star for me. play it.

Kill her.

Make it into what?
A huge, steamy pile of crap?

If she makes MILF porn, I'll see it. Otherwise, DIAF

Maybe she can fix the ending.

She'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon and for the rest of her life.

JoeBobMel: it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.



Maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to discover that people aren't behind this project. I get feeling that this is not the start of a beautiful friendship. But we'll always have Shanghai Surprise.

A musical?

I'll watch this movie every day. If she can stand it, I can.

Kyosuke: Maybe she can fix the ending.

What was wrong with the ending? Not every movie should end with happy smiles, pasta salad and a ticker tape parade.

If that movie hits the screens and she's in it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

AwCrap: She'll regret it.

Sorry, missed your post somehow.

Madonna thinks she can compete with this? Self flattery is an ugly thing.

Hopefully they can show the REAL ending that was thrown out!

/and the killing-spree ending of It's a Wonderful Life

She should remake some Judy Garland movie, since the gays are the only people that actually spend money on Madonna.

Everyone else left her in the 1980's.

barneyfifesbullet: She should remake some Judy Garland movie, since the gays are the only people that actually spend money on Madonna.

They would scratch her eyes out

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

My first reaction.

Kublai Khan: Oh please make this. Please oh please.

It's like millions of bloggers, Farkers, stand-up comedians and the whole staff of i-Mockery suddenly cried out in joy...

My second.

Canadian Canuck: /and the killing-spree ending of It's a Wonderful Life

That was from the Christmas 1986 episode of SNL with William Shatner... likely the best single episode I can recall. (Transcript of sketch)

Casablanca 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Ilsa: I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met...
Rick: Was at The Marble Palace.
Ilsa: How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Americans marched into Baghdad.
Rick: Not an easy day to forget.
Ilsa: No.
Rick: I remember every detail. The Americans wore tan, you wore a pointy silver bra.

T-Servo: Canadian Canuck: /and the killing-spree ending of It's a Wonderful Life

That was from the Christmas 1986 episode of SNL with William Shatner... likely the best single episode I can recall. (Transcript of sketch)

It was actually The Simpsons I was referring to, but okay!

Would somebody post a fail pic post haste.

I can't wait to see her leathery, botox inflated mug towering on the big screen. Will make the Cloverfield monster look like Barney the Dinorsaur.

randomizetimer: Would somebody post a fail pic post haste.

Hung Like A Tic-Tac: fail pic

That's totally unnecessary.

R.A.Danny: Hung Like A Tic-Tac: fail pic

That's totally unnecessary.

sorry. mod's? a little help?

Bah! -the African Queen was better.

Because People in power are Stupid: Bah! -the African Queen was better.

But finding it on DVD is hell.

I can't see how anyone even as delusional as she could think that's a good idea.

Anyway, Pam Anderson already did it.

tin_man: Kill her.

Yes. Now. Immediately. I'll supply the ammo.

If you go for that remake, I'll shoot.

They already did this:


//Hold on! I'm passing a ham through my left ventricle!
//Isn't it great how everything can be related to MST3K?

No touchie!

Why exactly is this in the Music tab?

t3knomanser: //Isn't it great how everything can be related to MST3K?

'my nuts?!?

"Here's looking at you, old whore."

i agree...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...IF THERE IS A GOD SHE WILL MAKE THIS MOVIE...

t3knomanser: They already did this:


//Hold on! I'm passing a ham through my left ventricle!
//Isn't it great how everything can be related to MST3K?

"Mom... my nuts?"

/Good night, Addams man.

Too late Madonna, it's already been done. Go back to ruining music.

TFA: If you watch this remake, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

Hell to the yes.

MorningBreath: JoeBobMel: it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

Leslie Nielson FTW!

Mugato: I can't see how anyone even as delusional as she could think that's a good idea.

Anyway, Pam Anderson already did it.

Hah. I can't convince any of my moron friends that Barbwire's plot is stolen from Casablanca.

Oooh, ooh ooh...after that she should re-do Citizen Kane.
'Cuz Orson Welles really farked it up the first time.

/then she could re-do Roshomon, La Dolce Vita, and 2001: A Space Odyssey
//all those crap films could really use Mafarkingdonna's artistic touch

I'm still waiting to see the colorized version with a new ending on the Clamp Cable Network.

/how obscure was that?

Canadian Canuck: T-Servo: Canadian Canuck: /and the killing-spree ending of It's a Wonderful Life

That was from the Christmas 1986 episode of SNL with William Shatner... likely the best single episode I can recall. (Transcript of sketch)

It was actually The Simpsons I was referring to, but okay!

I think you are talking about the remake of "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" episode. It was the episode that starred Mel Gibson.