I'm shocked that no one wants to play sports with the Hilster. Shocked.

stargazer101: I'm shocked that no one wants to play sports with the Hilster. Shocked.

She'll kick your ass at field hockey and competitive lying, which is a full contact sport for her.

Indiana HS students get the opportunity to play a 3-on-3 game with Barack Obama if get register 20 of their friends to vote.

This must be the subby who's responsible for that "Seahawks spitter" headline yesterday.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: This must be the subby who's responsible for that "Seahawks spitter" headline yesterday.

Naw, this one is actually comprehensible on first glance. The Seahawks one didn't make sense after 50 tries and three beers.

stargazer101: I'm shocked that no one wants to play sports with the Hilster. Shocked.

That's because her sport is full-contact figure skating.

We go play Hope

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If Obama turns out to be a ball-hog then I'm totally not voting for him. He needs to spread the ball around and look for the open man.

Indiana HS students get the opportunity to play a 3-on-3 game with Barack Obama if get register 20 of their friends to vote.

I was going to headline +1 but read it confused.

Jewronimo: When will John McCain offer a round of golf to students? LOL

I really could see him, against the requests of family and doctors, challenging the kids to a rugby match. 1-on-6.

Subby: if get register 20 of their friends to vote

There is for a preview option a reason.

Tonight on Fox News: "Barry the Basketball-playing negro"

Can I has wrestling match with Jesse Ventura?

/I actually don't know if I could find 20 people willing to vote for a professional wrestler.
//Or a an Austrian bodybuilder.
///American politics is the lulz

Fun that Calbert Cheaney is with Obama on this.

I'll get to read in the paper soon that Obama supports bullwhipping ^.

Springy23: Can I has wrestling match with Jesse Ventura?

Dude, I'd have Jesse Ventura as my elected official in a second, if I could.

From The Wiki (new window):

Ventura's main campaign promise was a tax refund to Minnesota residents. The state was running a budget surplus at the time, and Ventura believed that the money should be given back to the public. In political debates, he often admitted that he had not formed an opinion on certain policy questions. Sharing many views with libertarians, Ventura frequently described himself as "fiscally conservative and socially liberal." He selected teacher Mae Schunk as his running mate. His participation in the 1998 Minnesota Governor debates boosted his popularity as a candidate.

Later as governor, he came to support a unicameral (one-house) legislature, light rail public transport, property tax reform, gay rights, and abortion rights. While funding public school education generously, he opposed the teachers' union, and did not have a high regard for the public funding of higher-education institutions. Additionally, Ventura supported the use of medicinal marijuana, advocated a higher role for third parties in national politics, and favored the concept of instant-runoff voting.

TheXRayStyle: Dude, I'd have Jesse Ventura as my elected official again in a second, if I could.

/FTFY

John Kerry was going to try this four years ago, but not enough kids were interested in polo.

TheXRayStyle: Springy23: Can I has wrestling match with Jesse Ventura?

Dude, I'd have Jesse Ventura as my elected official in a second, if I could.

From The Wiki (new window):

Ventura's main campaign promise was a tax refund to Minnesota residents. The state was running a budget surplus at the time, and Ventura believed that the money should be given back to the public. In political debates, he often admitted that he had not formed an opinion on certain policy questions. Sharing many views with libertarians, Ventura frequently described himself as "fiscally conservative and socially liberal." He selected teacher Mae Schunk as his running mate. His participation in the 1998 Minnesota Governor debates boosted his popularity as a candidate.

Later as governor, he came to support a unicameral (one-house) legislature, light rail public transport, property tax reform, gay rights, and abortion rights. While funding public school education generously, he opposed the teachers' union, and did not have a high regard for the public funding of higher-education institutions. Additionally, Ventura supported the use of medicinal marijuana, advocated a higher role for third parties in national politics, and favored the concept of instant-runoff voting.

yeah, he sounds like a winner.

burndtdan: yeah, he sounds like a winner.

My sarcasometer isn't working right now. Could you clarify if that was facetious or not (and if so, what you disagree with)?

burndtdan: yeah, he sounds like a winner.

ight rail public transport, property tax reform, gay rights, and abortion rights.

Additionally, Ventura supported the use of medicinal marijuana, advocated a higher role for third parties in national politics, and favored the concept of instant-runoff voting.

yeah...f*ck that shiat

Shaggy_C: Tonight on Fox News: "Barry the Basketball-playing magic negro"

FIFY

Edsel: If Obama turns out to be a ball-hog then I'm totally not voting for him. He needs to spread the ball around and look for the open man.

Totally. Also, the dunks better be tasteful... no goddamn superman capes. And watch the trash talk. And HAVE FUN

/cue slamdunkcontest.jg or something.

This is a pretty good example of how Obama uses local media, and shuns, comparatively, the national news to get his name out.

His ground game is superior.

/Hoosiers are kinda eat up with basketball
//fyi

TheXRayStyle: burndtdan: yeah, he sounds like a winner.

My sarcasometer isn't working right now. Could you clarify if that was facetious or not (and if so, what you disagree with)?

i wasn't being sarcastic.

that sounds like a decent guy to have in office. i agree with pretty much all of it... i would describe myself as fiscally conservative, socially liberal, so...

Does not compute.

The winner needs to watch for B. Hussein staffer Reggie Love's famous teabag crossover (NSFW) if they want to have any chance of winning.

Shoot some hoops? Nah.

calm like a bomb: The winner needs to watch for B. Hussein staffer Reggie Love's famous teabag crossover (NSFW) if they want to have any chance of winning.

Sell Muslim hating someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

Laters

I think everybody should run their headline through a Chinese filter and back before posting.

Gulper Eel: John KerryDubya was going to try this four years ago, but not enough kids were interested in polocracker.

calm like a bomb: The winner needs to watch for B. Hussein staffer Reggie Love's famous teabag crossover (NSFW) if they want to have any chance of winning.

Yeah, you are experienced in being teabagged. I am not impressed.

Edsel: If Obama turns out to be a ball-hog then I'm totally not voting for him. He needs to spread the ball around and look for the open man.

GIVE BARACK THE ROCK!