I'd help her make a video to augment her fortune!

Ahhh!!! Leatherfeet!

Hmm British porn... i'm not sure if I should be intrigued or frightened!

I hear her grandfather once beat a man to death with a 14 inch black rubber dildo just for fapping to pictures of his granddaughter

Would not hit. Sharp knees nose.

eddyatwork: I'd help her boyfriend make a video to augment her fortune!

FTFY.

She is currently studying for a masters degree in social anthropology at Edinburgh University.

That explains the free time.

She looks very girl-next-doorish

I'd insert it like a silver spoon!

Why the long face?


/looks like LeeLee Sobieski & John Kerry's lovechild

I'm sensing varicose veins in the future

Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Weeeell, I see "Mr. No girl will ever be as cool as my mom" has arrived. If you wouldn't hit it you have some issues to sort out.

Hottie? Go outside subby, go outside.

She's about 20 years shy of looking like Courtney Love

Her knees look like tree bark.

Hmmm, I've come across her somewhere before...

ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Bleh, old and busted memes. Why is it trolls never give them up?

Strange feet.

Githerax: She's about 20 years shy of looking like Courtney Love

All the more reason to hit it now.

Next to Next Doorish

danielsan1701: Ahhh!!! Leatherfeet!

Holy crap, you ain't kidding.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Weeeell, I see "Mr. No girl will ever be as cool as my mom" has arrived. If you wouldn't hit it you have some issues to sort out.

I have some issues to sort out... and I'd still hit it.

I think 50% of the guys on fark would only hit one woman.

/it's the same woman
//she wouldn't let 'em hit it anyway

Yes. Have some.

/Tag me in!

FTA: She was joined on her night out by her long-term boyfriend Nick.

Yeah, see how long that lasts. Really though, for an English broad, she's not bad.

I would hit it. Just put her feet behind her head and you will not be able to tell. She looks to be a nimble little minky.
Sheesh...you guys are picky.

she has nice legs.

That's a "hottie"?

Attractive in a plain Jane kind of way? Sure.

Hottie? Nottie.

Maybe it's just a bad picture, but i wouldn't say she's a hottie.

40oz_A_Knight: She is currently studying for a masters degree in social anthropology at Edinburgh University.

That explains the free time.

What? Are you saying Edinburgh University is some degree mill or a party school? What, exactly, are you implying????

I wouldn't say she's a "hottie". She's attractive. Actually, she's attractive in that "I'm not really that good-looking, but I *am* rich, so I have good make-up people" way.

Call me a troll, whatever you want. But comparing British girls to Scandinavian/Easter European/Mediterranean, British girls loose every time.

Additionally, British girls also behave like men.

Christ, why do I live here again?

Subby I owe you a new pair of glasses

Ash: Hmm British porn... i'm not sure if I should be intrigued or frightened!

Let's see, died age 82 a few weeks ago, say he fell into it late in his life, maybe 55 years ago. Pr0n from 1954, what's that be, showing ankles?

/No need to prove me wrong with vintage porn clips.
//No need at all.
///No, really
////Bookmarks thread.

$650 million pounds!!!! She could look like Bill Farking Gates and I'd hit it with everything I own just to get some of that inheritance and please don't tell me you guys have that many morales that you wouldn't do the same thing. Leather feet, knobby knees and all!

£650m is why she is a hottie. I'd hit it till I was rich enough to never have to work again.

She kind of looks like Leelee Sobieski (I think that's how you spell her name).

meh, her eyes are too close together.

/although, she only has to wear one google when she goes swimming.....

Rod-
I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.

It would be hilarious if her boyfriend shot hours of tape where he brutalized her, turned her into a drug addict and always shot his load onto her face.

And all that cash too? You guys are full of shiat.

Would hit.

carlysled: Rod-I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.

As a student of field related to sociology I was having a laugh at my own expense. Again.

*sigh*

I need some self esteem.

carlysled: Rod-
I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.

I think the obvious is that she ain't no Paris Hilton.

theewhiterhino: And all that cash too? You guys are full of shiat.

My wiring is just weird. I don't really care THAT much about money.

I'd hit all the guys who say they wouldn't hit that.

/unless they're gay, because there's nothing wrong with that

The knees are sharp.



WTF am I thinking?

I'd probably hit it if she had a cool personality. Or I was drunk. Or bored.