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(This Is Local London) Cool 22 year old hottie inherits much of her grandfathers £650m porn business   (thisislondon.co.uk) divider line 144
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eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 01:37:37 PM  
I'd help her make a video to augment her fortune!

 
danielsan1701 2008-03-29 02:52:23 PM  
Ahhh!!! Leatherfeet!

 
Ash 2008-03-29 02:52:50 PM  
Hmm British porn... i'm not sure if I should be intrigued or frightened!

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 02:53:05 PM  
I hear her grandfather once beat a man to death with a 14 inch black rubber dildo just for fapping to pictures of his granddaughter

 
snowjack 2008-03-29 02:53:06 PM  
Would not hit. Sharp knees nose.

 
Aurric 2008-03-29 02:53:33 PM  
eddyatwork: I'd help her boyfriend make a video to augment her fortune!

FTFY.

 
40oz_A_Knight 2008-03-29 02:53:46 PM  
She is currently studying for a masters degree in social anthropology at Edinburgh University.

That explains the free time.

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-03-29 02:54:32 PM  
She looks very girl-next-doorish

 
otto the bull 2008-03-29 02:54:34 PM  
I'd insert it like a silver spoon!

 
cubsfan07 2008-03-29 02:54:59 PM  
Why the long face?


/looks like LeeLee Sobieski & John Kerry's lovechild

 
tim2028 2008-03-29 02:55:43 PM  
I'm sensing varicose veins in the future

 
ParadigmLeftShift 2008-03-29 02:55:45 PM  
Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 02:57:23 PM  
ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Weeeell, I see "Mr. No girl will ever be as cool as my mom" has arrived. If you wouldn't hit it you have some issues to sort out.

 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 02:58:08 PM  
Hottie? Go outside subby, go outside.

 
Githerax 2008-03-29 02:58:11 PM  
She's about 20 years shy of looking like Courtney Love

 
fazedrules 2008-03-29 02:58:17 PM  
Her knees look like tree bark.

 
Mordis 2008-03-29 02:59:29 PM  
Hmmm, I've come across her somewhere before...

 
CycloneArmageddon 2008-03-29 02:59:37 PM  
ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Bleh, old and busted memes. Why is it trolls never give them up?

 
Kar98 2008-03-29 03:00:13 PM  
Strange feet.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 03:00:27 PM  
Githerax: She's about 20 years shy of looking like Courtney Love

All the more reason to hit it now.

 
bolzy 2008-03-29 03:00:33 PM  
Next to Next Doorish

i30.tinypic.com

 
Freak Flag Fly [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 03:01:10 PM  
danielsan1701: Ahhh!!! Leatherfeet!

Holy crap, you ain't kidding.

 
whitefalcon79 2008-03-29 03:03:34 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: ParadigmLeftShift: Bleh, english girls. Why is it they all look in-bred?

Weeeell, I see "Mr. No girl will ever be as cool as my mom" has arrived. If you wouldn't hit it you have some issues to sort out.


I have some issues to sort out... and I'd still hit it.

 
Gerrok 2008-03-29 03:04:24 PM  
I think 50% of the guys on fark would only hit one woman.

/it's the same woman
//she wouldn't let 'em hit it anyway

 
MasteroftheIronClaw 2008-03-29 03:04:31 PM  
Yes. Have some.

/Tag me in!

 
Revolting Slob 2008-03-29 03:05:05 PM  
FTA: She was joined on her night out by her long-term boyfriend Nick.

Yeah, see how long that lasts. Really though, for an English broad, she's not bad.

 
jimindallas [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 03:05:16 PM  
I would hit it. Just put her feet behind her head and you will not be able to tell. She looks to be a nimble little minky.
Sheesh...you guys are picky.

 
devolver 2008-03-29 03:06:13 PM  
she has nice legs.

 
jakomo002 2008-03-29 03:06:33 PM  
That's a "hottie"?

Attractive in a plain Jane kind of way? Sure.

Hottie? Nottie.

 
outback_rebel 2008-03-29 03:07:16 PM  
Maybe it's just a bad picture, but i wouldn't say she's a hottie.

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-03-29 03:07:17 PM  
40oz_A_Knight: She is currently studying for a masters degree in social anthropology at Edinburgh University.

That explains the free time.


What? Are you saying Edinburgh University is some degree mill or a party school? What, exactly, are you implying????

 
realmolo 2008-03-29 03:08:41 PM  
I wouldn't say she's a "hottie". She's attractive. Actually, she's attractive in that "I'm not really that good-looking, but I *am* rich, so I have good make-up people" way.

 
ParadigmLeftShift 2008-03-29 03:08:47 PM  
Call me a troll, whatever you want. But comparing British girls to Scandinavian/Easter European/Mediterranean, British girls loose every time.

Additionally, British girls also behave like men.

Christ, why do I live here again?

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-03-29 03:09:40 PM  
Subby I owe you a new pair of glasses

 
eatin' fetus 2008-03-29 03:10:47 PM  
img179.imageshack.us

 
Arkcon 2008-03-29 03:11:17 PM  
Ash: Hmm British porn... i'm not sure if I should be intrigued or frightened!

Let's see, died age 82 a few weeks ago, say he fell into it late in his life, maybe 55 years ago. Pr0n from 1954, what's that be, showing ankles?

/No need to prove me wrong with vintage porn clips.
//No need at all.
///No, really
////Bookmarks thread.

 
Tee_Many_Martoonies 2008-03-29 03:13:06 PM  
$650 million pounds!!!! She could look like Bill Farking Gates and I'd hit it with everything I own just to get some of that inheritance and please don't tell me you guys have that many morales that you wouldn't do the same thing. Leather feet, knobby knees and all!

 
GearishFear 2008-03-29 03:14:24 PM  
£650m is why she is a hottie. I'd hit it till I was rich enough to never have to work again.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 03:15:27 PM  
She kind of looks like Leelee Sobieski (I think that's how you spell her name).

 
j79 2008-03-29 03:15:50 PM  
meh, her eyes are too close together.

/although, she only has to wear one google when she goes swimming.....

 
carlysled 2008-03-29 03:16:31 PM  
Rod-
I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.

 
SockMonkeyHolocaust 2008-03-29 03:18:11 PM  
It would be hilarious if her boyfriend shot hours of tape where he brutalized her, turned her into a drug addict and always shot his load onto her face.

 
theewhiterhino 2008-03-29 03:18:47 PM  
i234.photobucket.com

And all that cash too? You guys are full of shiat.

 
762 2008-03-29 03:18:51 PM  
Would hit.

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-03-29 03:19:49 PM  
carlysled: Rod-I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.

As a student of field related to sociology I was having a laugh at my own expense. Again.

*sigh*

I need some self esteem.

 
WrongTrousers 2008-03-29 03:20:03 PM  
carlysled: Rod-
I think the implication is that social anthropology ain't no paleo-anthropology.


I think the obvious is that she ain't no Paris Hilton.

 
outback_rebel 2008-03-29 03:21:43 PM  
theewhiterhino: And all that cash too? You guys are full of shiat.

My wiring is just weird. I don't really care THAT much about money.

 
Ex-Republican 2008-03-29 03:22:46 PM  
I'd hit all the guys who say they wouldn't hit that.

/unless they're gay, because there's nothing wrong with that

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 03:28:22 PM  
img.dailymail.co.uk

The knees are sharp.

whyer.home.insightbb.com

WTF am I thinking?

i14.tinypic.com

 
bullock. 2008-03-29 03:30:14 PM  
I'd probably hit it if she had a cool personality. Or I was drunk. Or bored.

 
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