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(Starpulse) Unlikely Rapper Remy Ma wants all of her fan to write to her judge and ask for a lenient sentence   (starpulse.com) divider line 25
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You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 11:47:11 AM  
Win +1

 
Blackbird [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 12:08:50 PM  
Street Cred -1.

 
gopher321 [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 12:29:45 PM  
Yeah, we'll get right on that lady.

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-29 12:50:11 PM  
I'll write to the judge and suggest she get her ass a job.

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-03-29 01:06:01 PM  
vudukungfu: I'll write to the judge and suggest she get her ass a job.

Tell the judge that hearing her crappy music makes you all stabby.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 01:18:57 PM  
Sorry babe, but I'm too busy praying for Omarion, and what with building the shrine and all.

Besides, I can't find my crayons, so I have nothing to write with.

 
BigDumbGuy 2008-03-29 01:23:17 PM  
Was fan being singular intentional?

 
Chuck Wagon 2008-03-29 02:43:13 PM  
BigDumbGuy: Was fan being singular intentional?

Jokes are never funny when you have to explain them.

 
Antidamascus 2008-03-29 02:52:58 PM  
For shooting someone?

 
mdbuff12 2008-03-29 03:30:45 PM  
Pray for Remy Ma

/Fark Omarion

 
shadowself 2008-03-29 03:34:18 PM  
I am thinking about writing to the judge about how her lyrics have changed my life. I need help from you Farkers, though. I have a few lines that I have to narrow down to just one that sums up the quality of her lyrics. Help me out here:

"If it's a boy I hope that God bless him with his daddy's dick"

or:

"Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm Everyday I'm

Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm Everyday I'm
Everyday I'm farking Him"

or:

"This is just how my face is
I piss, in public places
Slightly racist, right now I'm robbing a thief and I'm farkin a rapist
I married an immigrant to get him his papers"

or:

"I just copped a lil crib in the secret location
Laced it
Put a strip pole in the basement
Never keep the guns the same place where the safe is
Neva keep the funds the same place where the base is"

Just another trigger-happy piece of shiat rapper. Lock her up.

 
dbirchall [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 04:59:17 PM  
And what ya gonna give me in return, Remy? Some of this? (NSFW) I hear "C.V." don't mean curriculum vitae in the big house...

 
smeag0l 2008-03-29 05:46:12 PM  
Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

 
shadowself 2008-03-29 06:27:13 PM  
smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

Not gonna make a difference, she probably can't read anyway.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-03-29 06:30:12 PM  
smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?
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Why yes, I speak jive.

Huh shibbe awe fugged up yo.
Foe rea?
Word.

/you have to throw both hands out in a primative attempt attempt at sign language when yo say the word "awe", though.

 
offacue 2008-03-29 07:25:21 PM  
Yo Yo Ma

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-03-29 07:32:13 PM  
I hope she likes box.

 
incendium 2008-03-29 07:39:57 PM  
I reasonably certain her fan is illiterate. It would be the only explanation.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-03-29 09:29:47 PM  
I thought that this was the place where we were all supposed to pretend that these were actual talented musicians. And maybe feel guilty because we aren't cool enough to understand "hip hop culture" and the tendancies of its participants to embrace crime. Am I in the wrong thread?

 
danduran 2008-03-30 01:43:36 AM  
JohnnyDreamboat: I thought that this was the place where we were all supposed to pretend that these were actual talented musicians. And maybe feel guilty because we aren't cool enough to understand "hip hop culture" and the tendancies of its participants to embrace crime. Am I in the wrong thread?

You're on Fark.

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-03-30 01:49:06 AM  
It's dark when we spark, when we do it on the fark.

 
Blues_Fan 2008-03-30 07:51:32 AM  
damn, and my schedule is full of nothing.

See you in 25

 
Mtop18 2008-03-30 10:32:23 AM  
She should collaborate with Springsteen.

 
mrEdude 2008-03-30 05:55:01 PM  
Good headline.

Later, kunt.

 
praxis44241 2008-04-01 01:05:12 PM  
smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

"Digg this here. Ya know 6-5 gonna lay mo' big rap up on tha bizznich."

/Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit....

 
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