Win +1

Street Cred -1.

Yeah, we'll get right on that lady.

I'll write to the judge and suggest she get her ass a job.

vudukungfu: I'll write to the judge and suggest she get her ass a job.

Tell the judge that hearing her crappy music makes you all stabby.

Sorry babe, but I'm too busy praying for Omarion, and what with building the shrine and all.

Besides, I can't find my crayons, so I have nothing to write with.

Was fan being singular intentional?

BigDumbGuy: Was fan being singular intentional?

Jokes are never funny when you have to explain them.

For shooting someone?

Pray for Remy Ma

/Fark Omarion

I am thinking about writing to the judge about how her lyrics have changed my life. I need help from you Farkers, though. I have a few lines that I have to narrow down to just one that sums up the quality of her lyrics. Help me out here:

"If it's a boy I hope that God bless him with his daddy's dick"

or:

"Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm Everyday I'm

Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm farking Him
Everyday I'm Everyday I'm
Everyday I'm farking Him"

or:

"This is just how my face is
I piss, in public places
Slightly racist, right now I'm robbing a thief and I'm farkin a rapist
I married an immigrant to get him his papers"

or:

"I just copped a lil crib in the secret location
Laced it
Put a strip pole in the basement
Never keep the guns the same place where the safe is
Neva keep the funds the same place where the base is"

Just another trigger-happy piece of shiat rapper. Lock her up.

And what ya gonna give me in return, Remy? Some of this? (NSFW) I hear "C.V." don't mean curriculum vitae in the big house...

Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

Not gonna make a difference, she probably can't read anyway.

smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?
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Why yes, I speak jive.

Huh shibbe awe fugged up yo.
Foe rea?
Word.

/you have to throw both hands out in a primative attempt attempt at sign language when yo say the word "awe", though.

Yo Yo Ma

I hope she likes box.

I reasonably certain her fan is illiterate. It would be the only explanation.

I thought that this was the place where we were all supposed to pretend that these were actual talented musicians. And maybe feel guilty because we aren't cool enough to understand "hip hop culture" and the tendancies of its participants to embrace crime. Am I in the wrong thread?

JohnnyDreamboat: I thought that this was the place where we were all supposed to pretend that these were actual talented musicians. And maybe feel guilty because we aren't cool enough to understand "hip hop culture" and the tendancies of its participants to embrace crime. Am I in the wrong thread?

You're on Fark.

It's dark when we spark, when we do it on the fark.

damn, and my schedule is full of nothing.

See you in 25

She should collaborate with Springsteen.

Good headline.

Later, kunt.

smeag0l: Anyone speak jive? How do you say 'throw the book at her'?

"Digg this here. Ya know 6-5 gonna lay mo' big rap up on tha bizznich."

/Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit....