Lookout, no fun in Frenchtown tonight.

HAHAHA--I did a GIS for "hookers at the point" to caption in honor of Hookerday.



This was one of the thumbnails that popped up. "Perfect," I said to myself. Then I clicked on it.

They're better looking than the regular Floriahos. Were they imported?

Cue the lolcat grammar nazis

FTFA: "Some people feel this is a victimless crime -- It's just two consenting adults," said Police Chief Dennis Jones. "I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

Then why don't you just arrest them when illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved and leave them alone otherwise?

Does this mean that the intertubes are going to be clogged with lolhookers?

The two black ones could probably clean up nicely, but the other two require two paper bags each.

I'd pay money to replace Caturday threads with hookurday threads.

FTA: "Some people feel this is a victimless crime -- It's just two consenting adults," said Police Chief Dennis Jones in a statement. "I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

That's kind of like saying pot leads to other drugs. Well duh, you made it illegal, so where the fark else can you get it from? Of course when you have to go underground you're going to run into "a lot of other illegal things".

More later, this is my first try:

With the hand of Zeus.

teedeepee: FTFA: "Some people feel this is a victimless crime -- It's just two consenting adults," said Police Chief Dennis Jones. "I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

Then why don't you just arrest them when illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved and leave them alone otherwise?

yes, and besides, drugs should also be legal. All vice laws that prohibit instead of just regulate are pure selfdestructive bullcrap.

Prohibition has never done anything but feed organized crime and the prison industrial complex, and destroy people.

That looks like a man.

The reason that these charges are bullshiat, is that they all worked for agencies (or craigslist). They weren't a public nuisance working on street corners. So to hire any of these hoe's, you had to seek them out. If no one but the john and the ho knows the when and where of the transaction, how is society harmed in any way??

/Set dem hos free!!!

Victimless crime = oxymoron

Would it still be illegal if food stamps were used? Those aren't really legal tender.

For some reason drunk drivers concern me more than these folks...

Evander?

am i the only one that read that as 'hookahday'?

Old Mickie Easterwood is lookin' pretty good. Then again it could be that her picture is next to 3 dog faced gremlins.

I'd happily fark #1, regardless of whether "she does methadone". In fact, I'm gonna go look for a cash machine.

way to go coppers

20 grams of marijuana!

i can see why you spent tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars
to sting these escorts

i for one feel a whole lot fuhking safer

"I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

just not THIS time, eh fuhkheaded pig man?

As a former cop I could always count on the hookers to narc on the child abusers.

I hate child abusers

Oh! Mickie you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my . . .

Oh, hey, I like that How much is that again?

FTFA: "Some people feel this is a victimless crime -- It's just two consenting adults," said Police Chief Dennis Jones. "I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

So why do you arrest johns and confiscate their vehicles? Were there drugs in the car? Did they do a robbery in the car? Etc.

Impudent Domain: teedeepee: FTFA: "Some people feel this is a victimless crime -- It's just two consenting adults," said Police Chief Dennis Jones. "I can tell you as a former vice investigator that many times illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved."

Then why don't you just arrest them when illegal drugs, robbery and other crimes are involved and leave them alone otherwise?

yes, and besides, drugs should also be legal. All vice laws that prohibit instead of just regulate are pure selfdestructive bullcrap.

Prohibition has never done anything but feed organized crime and the prison industrial complex, and destroy people.

Exactly. Alcoholism wrecks more people and families than pot, yet booze is overlooked because it's taxable.

Same with tobacco. Tobacco can kill you as well, yet it's overlooked because it's a taxable commodity.

Ahhhhhhh! Poor Latavia and Carlanita! If their mothers had given them better names, they might not be in this situation.

It's like that old Seinfeld bit when parents name their baby "Jeeves". They're pretty much picking out his profession then and there.

Erin would be great at the County Fair Tobacco Spitting contest.

Since most hookers are ugly and most cats are cute, and I'm already married, then...

Caturday > Hookurday

I think the prostitution stings should be a couple days earlier.

Bunnday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Whoresday, Friday, Caturday.

Seems like a good flow.

And hey, how come Tallahassee's whores don't look as worn out as the ones from points south?

Tallahassee's whores DO look as worn out, even more so from other parts of Flori-duh. Just take a walk down West Brevard Street in front of the Seminole Village Inn (any Tally Farkers?)

Some real diamonds in the rough there. Especially "Horsehead Betty"

/Used to live on West Brevard
//Live on East Brevard now, no hookers!

No word in TFA on weather they were arrested before or after they got done in the capitol building.

wow, people actually get arrested in frenchtown? I thought people just got murdered there.

/lives 3 blocks from frenchtown

Hookerday!
In the Fark!
I think it was the fourth of July!

/Meh. Somehow, not the same as Caturday.

I was expecting a lot of Amy Smart references already. I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance right?

I used to date a hooker, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Thank you ever so much, Mr. reporter.

Now if I need a hooker in that town, I know where to find her, what her name is, what she looks like, what sex acts she will do and how much she charges.

Behold, the power of the Internet!

eddyatwork: The two black ones could probably clean up nicely, but the other two require two paper bags each.

If you are going to make comments about other people's appearance you should probably refrain from posting your pic in your profile.

ProxiCO: I was expecting a lot of Amy Smart references already. I can't be the only one who sees the resemblance right?

Damn -- I was just gonna say that.

Psst! I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

YOU CAN FARK STRIPPERS AT STRIP CLUBS IN FLORIDA.

Not legally of course.

They all have their price.

Most of them get dropped off by their pimps.

Some of them are HOT!

/Lives in Florida.

I said it before and I'll say it again...

I lived in Tally for 10+ years and if you pay for lovin' there (especially in Frenchtown), you're either an idiot or the governor.

Tallahassee has the highest hottie population density of any place I've been. And at the 2 universities there, the Fark reader to hottie ratio is outstanding. Go there. Now.

It's not like the rest of Florida, I promise.

cambie: I'd pay money to replace Caturday threads with hookurday threads.

I'd pay in cocaine.