Our next president is going to be decided by nursing home lifers and unwashed shut-ins :-(

/obligatory

Yeah and the best time to sell a Hoveround is during the price is right. OMG marketing is super evil!

Love the commercial (pops)

Mother of God! They're courting the people that write letters to the editor? WE'RE DOOMED!

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My parents watch Wheel almost every weeknight. My dad is scary good at it. I doubt he will be swayed to Obama though. My mom. . . maybe. She will probably switch her registration to vote against Hillary, but then again she would do that if Hillary's opponent was a pile of shiat. The woman despised Hillary for a lot of reasons, unfortunately most of them are made up.

Somewhat related: Pat Sajak's conservative rantings.

This is no surprise, a lot of older people watch wheel of fortune and a lot of older people vote.

The Great EZE: Our next president is going to be decided by nursing home lifers and unwashed shut-ins :-(

Yeah, how dare they have the right! WHAT IS THE GOVERNMENT THINKING LETTING THE UNWASHED MASSES CAST BALLOTS?!?!?!?!

Meh...It makes sense to this Shaggy.

But you know what surprises me? ClintOwn3d and B Hussein each have 10x as much as McSame in the same time slots.

Shaggy_C: But you know what surprises me? ClintOwn3d and B Hussein each have 10x as much as McSame in the same time slots.

Why? They've got far more money to spend.

My Weeners to TFA was "Wheel of Fortune is still on the air?" followed closely by "Pat Sajak and Vanna White are still the hosts?"

Pat, sure, whatever, but Vanna was supposed to be eye-candy. She's gotta be in he late 40s or early 50s by now.

Neeek: Why? They've got far more money to spend.

Thus why I think it's the major news out of this. Seriously, if you're a presidential candidate running against the opposition, you SHOULD have tons of money flowing in. Seriously, McCain is either in trouble with money or his backers are saving their money for later. Whatever the case, the focus is not on him.

No free media McSame. Not yours.

Not a bad strategy. Target the generation whose minds are starting to slip. Friendly reminders of who's running for President. Not bad at all.

Wow, they buy ads on shows that people watch?

R I C R O M _ R O

"Yes, I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat.

I AM A farkING LIAR

Hillary, your turn to spin or guess

The Great EZE: Our next president is going to be decided by nursing home lifers

And this is different from any other election because...?

Shaggy_C: Thus why I think it's the major news out of this. Seriously, if you're a presidential candidate running against the opposition, you SHOULD have tons of money flowing in. Seriously, McCain is either in trouble with money or his backers are saving their money for later. Whatever the case, the focus is not on him.

No free media McSame. Not yours.

McCain has already spent way over the limit and should be in trouble with the FEC. If he were a Dem he would be penalized already. But IOKIYAR

hillarymom44: Evil.

hillarymom44: " I - H A V E - N O - E X P E R I E N C E , - G O D - D A M N - A _ E R I C A "

Are you really invoking 6 degrees of separation on Obama? Really?

How do the Saudis, the Chinese, and Peter Paul feel about that?

Or the McDougals? Or James Blair?

I'll take "no experience" (ten years teaching constitutional law and more years in elected office) over the following experiences any day:

▪ Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates.
▪ Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation.
▪ Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify.
▪ Most number of witnesses to die suddenly.
▪ First president sued for sexual harassment.
▪ First president accused of rape.
▪ First president to be held in contempt of court.
▪ First president to be impeached for personal malfeasance.
▪ First first lady to come under criminal investigation.
▪ Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign-contribution case.
▪ Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions.
▪ Number of Starr-Ray investigation convictions or guilty pleas to date: one governor, one associate attorney general and two Clinton business partners: 14.
▪ Number of Cabinet members who came under criminal investigation: 5.
▪ Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine that were convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47.
▪ Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33.
▪ Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61.
▪ Number of congressional witnesses who pleaded the Fifth Amendment, fled the country to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed: 122.
▪ Guilty pleas and convictions obtained by Donald Smaltz in cases involving charges of bribery and fraud against former Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy and associated individuals and businesses: 15; acquitted or overturned cases (including Espy): 6.
▪ Clinton machine crimes for which convictions were obtained: drug trafficking, 3; racketeering, extortion, bribery, 4; tax evasion, kickbacks, embezzlement, 2; fraud, 12; conspiracy, 5; fraudulent loans, illegal gifts, 1; illegal campaign contributions, 5; money laundering, 6; perjury, et al.
▪ Number of times that Clinton figures who testified in court or before Congress said that they didn't remember, didn't know, or something similar: Bill Kennedy, 116; Harold Ickes, 148; Ricki Seidman, 160; Bruce Lindsey, 161; Bill Burton, 191; Mark Gearan, 221; Mack McLarty, 233; Neil Egglseston, 250; John Podesta, 264; Jennifer O'Connor, 343; Dwight Holton 348; Patsy Thomasson, 420; Jeff Eller, 697; and Hillary Clinton, 250.

Hill_ry Rodh_m Clinton: "Corrupt on D_y One"

The Great EZE: Our next president is going to be decided by... unwashed shut-ins :-(

no, then Ron Paul would have a chance.

hillarymom44:: That comment almost convinced me to spend $5 a month so I could put you on an ignore list.

unclejimbo827: no, then Ron Paul would have a chance.

If your mailing list came with TF, sign me up.

Didn't you know? The future of America is determined by senile old farts who crap themselves and don't know what the deal is with this interweb thing they keep hearing about.

ChopSueyKS: hillarymom44:: That comment almost convinced me to spend $5 a month so I could put you on an ignore list.

*Pssst!* Us lowly serfs now can ignore people too.

hillarymom44

'M' isn't a vowel.

Skeuomorph's example is more accurate.

FTA: "the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men,""

that sums up the election thus far

hillarymom44: Obama says: "I'd like to buy a vowel pat..."


" I - H A V E - N O - E X P E R I E N C E , - G O D - D A M N - A _ E R I C A "

you are a complete douchebag
/that is all

lolmadillo: FTA: "the CBS sitcom "Two and a Half Men,""

that sums up the election thus far

How do we go for an hour without anyone tipping their cap to that remark?

That one was awesome. Have an internet, on me.

hillarymom44: Obama says: "I'd like to buy a vowel pat..."

" I - H A V E - N O - E X P E R I E N C E , - G O D - D A M N - A _ E R I C A "

Clearly you know as much about about Wheel of Fortune as you do about politics. You seem the M has already been turned over in "DAMN".

Shouldn't you be sending emails about Obama being a Muslim or something?

Do you guys have any idea how many millions Obama and Clinton have "donated" to the Super Delegates?

Ed Finnerty: ChopSueyKS: hillarymom44:: That comment almost convinced me to spend $5 a month so I could put you on an ignore list.

*Pssst!* Us lowly serfs now can ignore people too.

Wha....? When did this happen? I could have sworn I saw posts from my ex-blocked buddies a day or two ago...

Number41: Somewhat related: Pat Sajak's conservative rantings.

Does he still have his weekend show on Fox News Channel?