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(Guardian.com) Asinine Today: Hillary claims to have brought peace to Northern Ireland. Tomorrow: Hillary claims to have invented Internet, rotary engine   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 66
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mrCasual 2008-03-28 07:28:24 PM  
Former Democratic Sen. George Mparticipants.

Is that a Slavic name? We might be related.

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 07:51:28 PM  
I KNEW she looked like a Wankel.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 07:59:58 PM  
Marcus Aurelius: I KNEW she looked like a Wankel.

Damn you, I was going to us a "Wankel" line.

But yours was better

double damn

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 08:37:06 PM  
So has she gone mad, or is this all a brilliant plan?

Since 99.99999% of American voters have no idea what is true, do no research, and are as informed as a retarded New Guinea baby, I vote for brilliant.

 
Half Right [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-28 08:44:05 PM  
Don't forget bringing down Communist Russia, finding the Golden Fleece, and building the pyramids-all Hilldog.

/If only there was a good word to describe this behavior...

 
xtex 2008-03-28 08:52:05 PM  
She has lost her freakin' mind.

And to think I was gonna vote for her.

I guess I'm just going to vote for the candidate that seems the least crazy now...

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 08:53:05 PM  
didn't she make this claim like a month ago? i know they're still laughing about it in ireland...

did she do it again or something?

 
Snarfangel [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 08:54:33 PM  
Look, I'd cut the first person on the moon a little slack.

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 08:56:04 PM  
xtex: I guess I'm just going to vote for the candidate that seems the least crazy now...

watch out for obama...

i89.photobucket.com

he'll throw down over that first piece of cake, he'll even fight his daughter for it. seems kinda nuts to me.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:01:30 PM  
xtex: She has lost her freakin' mind.

And to think I was gonna vote for her.

I guess I'm just going to vote for the candidate that seems the least crazy now...


You might as well just shut your eyes and throw a dart.

 
vudukungfu 2008-03-28 09:02:25 PM  
Face it. We're a nation of retards.
Those majority pucker mouthed bible thumping tv watching nascar fapping beer swillers are going to yank the lever of dishonesty and million dollar dreams, like it's a lottery ticket to hell.
Hang on, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:06:25 PM  
The craziness of the candidates does not bother me.

What bothers me is that some of you think you have the obvious decision on who to vote for... and consider others stupid for not realizing it.

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 09:12:48 PM  
Razorwolf: The craziness of the candidates does not bother me.

What bothers me is that some of you think you have the obvious decision on who to vote for... and consider others stupid for not realizing it.


i personally don't think someone is inherently stupid for voting for another candidate, even if i disagree with them.

my girlfriend is a hillary supporter... she has her reasons, and at this point she's not really paying attention to the primaries anymore since she already voted. i don't think she's stupid.

i know a few people that are supporting mccain... they have their reasons. again, i don't agree, but they aren't stupid.

on the contrary, i just can't stand people who clearly don't really know what's actually going on around them. people who think obama is a secret muslim. people who think that hillary is evil incarnate. people who think mccain is the next genghis kahn. those are the idiots.

there are idiots supporting each candidate.

 
UberDave [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:17:18 PM  
burndtdan: on the contrary, i just can't stand people who clearly don't really know what's actually going on around them. people who think obama is a secret muslim. people who think that hillary is evil incarnate. people who think mccain is the next genghis kahn. those are the idiots.



Well, as for Obama...I will be judging him based on the funkyness of his entourage.

 
steelpeg [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:28:43 PM  
burndtdan: people who think that hillary is evil incarnate...

Wait, she isn't? Oh maybe she is just someone who "gets confused" over what happened in Bosnia, Northern Ireland, etc. Or maybe it's that her campaign just releases stupid stuff about Obama being a Muslim, having a "crazy preacher", etc. to the media. I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong...she's okay.

/Let the Democrats destroy their party from within...how funny for the Republicans who have tried for years.
//McCain08 or Obama08...we will see...

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 09:31:59 PM  
steelpeg: burndtdan: people who think that hillary is evil incarnate...

Wait, she isn't? Oh maybe she is just someone who "gets confused" over what happened in Bosnia, Northern Ireland, etc. Or maybe it's that her campaign just releases stupid stuff about Obama being a Muslim, having a "crazy preacher", etc. to the media. I'm sorry, I guess I was wrong...she's okay.

/Let the Democrats destroy their party from within...how funny for the Republicans who have tried for years.
//McCain08 or Obama08...we will see...


oh, she's running a terrible campaign that is mostly based on exaggeration (to be nice about it). she has no government experience except her senate seat, and she's running as the experience candidate? if her name weren't clinton, she would have been out of the race faster than dennis kucinich.

she isn't out to devour the planet though. well... as far as i know.

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 09:39:24 PM  
UberDave: Well, as for Obama...I will be judging him based on the funkyness of his entourage.

personally, i want him to show up to the convention dressed like this

www.dressthatman.com

 
Malcom Tent 2008-03-28 10:04:43 PM  
www.wallyandassociates.com
approves

 
CravenMorehead 2008-03-28 10:21:19 PM  
So far she has:

Brought peace to Northern Ireland
Dodged sniper fire in Bosnia
Created the FMLA

Why is she not working on a cure for cancer?

 
burndtdan 2008-03-28 10:27:10 PM  
CravenMorehead: So far she has:

Brought peace to Northern Ireland
Dodged sniper fire in Bosnia
Created the FMLA

Why is she not working on a cure for cancer?


she also was responsible for schip

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 10:43:56 PM  
Hillary Clinton invented AIDs to destroy the black candidates

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-03-28 10:44:17 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Smellvin 2008-03-28 10:45:17 PM  
Tomorrow Hillary Clinton is going to reveal that she's, in fact, Al Gore?

 
Billygoat Gruff 2008-03-28 10:47:03 PM  
I know she makes my ex-mother in law look less like a c*nt, and thats a hell of a feat

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 10:47:10 PM  
Hillary Clinton gave birth to jesus. In order to shore up the religious vote over 2000 years later.

Then she betrayed him at the last supper. Because she wants the "I hate jesus" vote too.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 10:49:18 PM  
CravenMorehead: So far she has:

Brought peace to Northern Ireland
Dodged sniper fire in Bosnia
Created the FMLA

Why is she not working on a cure for cancer?


There was also the claim that she helped opened the borders of Macedonia though they were opened the day before she got there. I don't know why that lie gets overlooked.

 
Descartes 2008-03-28 10:51:04 PM  
Smitty: Today: Hillary claims to have brought peace to Northern Ireland. Tomorrow: Hillary claims to have invented Internet, rotary engine

Al Gore will beat her with an ugly stick if she claims the internet.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 10:51:09 PM  
Sabyen91: There was also the claim that she helped opened the borders of Macedonia though they were opened the day before she got there. I don't know why that lie gets overlooked.

Because there's always a new one on the horizon, so old lies get lost in the shuffle.

She's learned much from G.W. Too much.

 
Falcc 2008-03-28 10:51:35 PM  
Some people wonder how she can make insane claims and not expect anyone to find out, but in her defense how could she possibly have known anyone in Ireland would remember what happened once they got back from the pub?

 
MrWhipee 2008-03-28 10:55:38 PM  
I have inside sources that tell me that Hillary was indeed the person who let the dogs out.

 
Murkanen 2008-03-28 10:57:19 PM  
Descartes:

Al Gore will beat her with an ugly stick if she claims the internet.

Too late.

 
Number41 2008-03-28 10:59:15 PM  
burndtdan: he'll throw down over that first piece of cake, he'll even fight his daughter for it. seems kinda nuts to me.

If a candidate won't throw down for something unimportant like cake, how do you know that he'll throw down for something important, like terrorism?

 
The Bestest 2008-03-28 10:59:45 PM  
Hillary turned me into a newt.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-03-28 11:01:22 PM  
vudukungfu: Those majority pucker mouthed bible thumping tv watching nascar fapping beer swillers are going to yank the lever of dishonesty and million dollar dreams, like it's a lottery ticket to hell.

Ahh, you shouldn't talk about New Yorkers and Hollywooders like that. Besides, I don't think they watch much Nascar in NYC or Hollywood. And don't forget, NYC had that 9/11 thing.

/9/11

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:01:29 PM  
Number41: burndtdan: he'll throw down over that first piece of cake, he'll even fight his daughter for it. seems kinda nuts to me.

If a candidate won't throw down for something unimportant like cake, how do you know that he'll throw down for something important, like terrorism?


That's turrism to you, bub.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:02:48 PM  
Rodeodoc: Ahh, you shouldn't talk about New Yorkers and Hollywooders like that. Besides, I don't think they watch much Nascar in NYC or Hollywood. And don't forget, NYC had that 9/11 thing.

/9/11


As said on TDS, the State of New York, who voted for Kerry when terrorism and gay marriage were the big issues, would like to thank the rest of the country for saving us from ourselves.

 
quatchi 2008-03-28 11:05:08 PM  
FTFA: She was in charge of christening this wee corner (of the park) as some kind of peace playground. It never made any sense then, and there's nothing there today," said Brian Feeney, a Belfast political analyst, author and teacher.

Everything she did was for the optics.

Everything? Obviously, Brian Feeney missed... THIS!...

img216.imageshack.us


/Mental note to self. Put "cottage cheese" on shopping list before I fergit again.
//Yes, I do sell mindbleach over the intrawebs. Why do you ask?

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-03-28 11:13:37 PM  
vudukungfu : Face it. We're a nation of retards.
Those majority pucker mouthed bible thumping tv watching nascar fapping beer swillers are going to yank the lever of dishonesty and million dollar dreams, like it's a lottery ticket to hell.

Uh, chief? It's not the Republicans she's fooling with her outright lies and shady campaign tactics. Republicans aren't the ones voting for her.


So you can stick with the stereotype that everybody who lives in a flyover state is an inbred, uneducated, NASCAR loving retard (actually, you're not far off), but the truth of the matter is that the bleeding heart liberals in the big cities of blue states are buying her shiat and eating it up with a spoon. Them, and old people. The connection between the two groups is that they both want something for nothing, which is exactly what Hillary's campaign is promising (while using the bogeyman of class warfare and the canard that only the rich get tax cuts), when she's not lining it with tales of wartime heroics and yarns about how she taught Newton everything about calculus.


So don't blame the repubs for Hillary. The dems need to only look in the mirror to see who should be blamed for her continued presence in the election.

 
Aar1012 [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:15:37 PM  
xtex: I guess I'm just going to vote for the candidate that seems the least crazy now...

Any man who wants to be president is either an egomaniac or crazy

/Dwight Eisenhower

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:16:20 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Uh, chief? It's not the Republicans she's fooling with her outright lies and shady campaign tactics. Republicans aren't the ones voting for her.


So you can stick with the stereotype that everybody who lives in a flyover state is an inbred, uneducated, NASCAR loving retard (actually, you're not far off), but the truth of the matter is that the bleeding heart liberals in the big cities of blue states are buying her shiat and eating it up with a spoon. Them, and old people. The connection between the two groups is that they both want something for nothing, which is exactly what Hillary's campaign is promising (while using the bogeyman of class warfare and the canard that only the rich get tax cuts), when she's not lining it with tales of wartime heroics and yarns about how she taught Newton everything about calculus.


So don't blame the repubs for Hillary. The dems need to only look in the mirror to see who should be blamed for her continued presence in the election.


Ummm . . . .

/it is true that a percentage of dems are far more at fault, but . . .

 
AthensBoy 2008-03-28 11:28:41 PM  
Gore invented the internet. Details matter.

 
d'art 2008-03-28 11:30:51 PM  
Smellvin: Tomorrow Hillary Clinton is going to reveal that she's, in fact, Al Gore?

AthensBoy: Gore invented the internet. Details matter.

Fun fact: Al Gore has never claimed to have invented the internet.

Also, Al Gore has never been on a search for Manbearpig, and I have my doubts about the phrase "super-serial."

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-03-28 11:31:06 PM  
Let's stop the obvious "Hillary you suck" talk for a moment.

Why have we failed to make her loss recognizable?

Stupid Question?

McCain't ain't going to roll over easy either.

If Hillary farks this up, I'll blame Obama supporters, and I say that as a foaming rainbow Obama supporter myself.

We have to tie this down people. This is bigger than this election.

 
Moses To Sandy Koufax 2008-03-28 11:32:40 PM  
I said: Ummm . . . .

/it is true that a percentage of dems are far more at fault, but . .

Yes, because the 7% of the voters in the Texas democratic primary/caucus crossing party lines (in a state where Obama still got more delegates, anyway) are the reason she's still in this race. Without them, she surely would have realized how hopeless her situation is and conceded to Obama.


C'mon. It's easy to attack all the red-staters as Jesus-loving idiots (and fun, too), but the truth is that there are idiots everywhere. There are student groups on the campus of UC Berkeley pulling for Hillary, and signs and placards all over San Francisco urging the vote as well. Those aren't sabotages by clever Kentucky republicans, those are idiot Democrats who believe every single single word that comes out of that woman's mouth.

 
Falcc 2008-03-28 11:33:11 PM  
d'art: Smellvin: Tomorrow Hillary Clinton is going to reveal that she's, in fact, Al Gore?

AthensBoy: Gore invented the internet. Details matter.

Fun fact: Al Gore has never claimed to have invented the internet.

Also, Al Gore has never been on a search for Manbearpig, and I have my doubts about the phrase "super-serial."


Maybe he just misspoke.

 
grxymkjbn 2008-03-28 11:35:11 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Republicans aren't the ones voting for her.

Sure they are. Rush told 'em to.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:40:55 PM  
Moses To Sandy Koufax: Yes, because the 7% of the voters in the Texas democratic primary/caucus crossing party lines (in a state where Obama still got more delegates, anyway) are the reason she's still in this race. Without them, she surely would have realized how hopeless her situation is and conceded to Obama.


C'mon. It's easy to attack all the red-staters as Jesus-loving idiots (and fun, too), but the truth is that there are idiots everywhere. There are student groups on the campus of UC Berkeley pulling for Hillary, and signs and placards all over San Francisco urging the vote as well. Those aren't sabotages by clever Kentucky republicans, those are idiot Democrats who believe every single single word that comes out of that woman's mouth.


I agree that the sweeping generalization was nonsense. I only picked out the parts of your response that I bolded, and I tried to make it clear that I was nitpicking your post.

 
Lando Lincoln [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:51:45 PM  
xtex: I guess I'm just going to vote for the candidate that seems the least crazy now...

Does senile count as crazy?

 
andrewagill 2008-03-28 11:56:13 PM  
burndtdan, every time someone posts that image, all I can think of is...

i158.photobucket.com

/q&d

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-28 11:58:57 PM  
d'art: I have my doubts about the phrase "super-serial."

While using illustrative drawings and slurring speech, Al Gore uses the word "serial" (or "cereal") in place of "serious" in the episode, saying "I'm serial!" rather than "I'm serious!". This is in reference to his gaffe on The Oprah Winfrey Show when he was asked about his favorite cereal, and his answer was "Oprah." He apparently mistook the word "cereal" for "serial," as in a work published or produced in installments, as are novels, films, or television series; and decided to reference Oprah and her television and studio audience.

Wiki wouldn't lie!

 
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