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(ABC Action News) Amusing Amazingly, Fall Out Boy can't complete their record breaking 7 continent tour. Band utterly disappointed, world breathing sigh of relief   (abcactionnews.com) divider line 83
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swinginjohn 2008-03-28 10:03:43 AM  
yes, it's true. a band has never sucked on 7 continents before.

 
Trepidity 2008-03-28 10:18:48 AM  
wait there's actually a band named Fall Out Boy? I thought someone was just making reference to Fall Out the game. Man i need to listen to the radio more. I always enjoyed that game!

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:03:48 AM  
Thnks fr th cncltn

 
ragunax 2008-03-28 11:10:06 AM  
Emo pussies that stick each other with their pricks should not be rock stars.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-03-28 11:11:08 AM  
Trepidity: Man i need to listen to the radio more.


don't bother.

 
bottsicus 2008-03-28 11:15:07 AM  
F*ck Fall Out Boy, F*ck them in their stupid asses.

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-03-28 11:15:14 AM  
I hear penguins love emo music.

 
This 2008-03-28 11:15:50 AM  
Trepidity: wait there's actually a band named Fall Out Boy? I thought someone was just making reference to Fall Out the game. Man i need to listen to the radio more. I always enjoyed that game!

It's actually a reference to the Simpsons character, but the band won't admit it because the name was suggested by a random fan and they had no idea that it was a Simpsons reference when they took it.

They have a handful of decent songs, but are generally an annoying, emo, crappy band.

 
wwffan7385 2008-03-28 11:16:09 AM  
Here's the begging question:

How in the hell do you do a profitable concert in Antarctica?

 
Sethor 2008-03-28 11:16:13 AM  
I totally had tickets to their Antarctica show too!

Penguins are so emo.

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 11:17:56 AM  
The pilot's doing it wrong. You're supposed to take them to Antarctica, then fly away giggling.

 
TheSilverOne 2008-03-28 11:17:58 AM  
I swear Pete Wentz has the most punchable face since faces first evolved.

He's got this constant look of Roger Moore smugness.

 
prollynot 2008-03-28 11:24:21 AM  
At first I read that as they couldn't break their record of 7 continents. I was thinking, of course not.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-28 11:33:54 AM  
This: Trepidity: wait there's actually a band named Fall Out Boy? I thought someone was just making reference to Fall Out the game. Man i need to listen to the radio more. I always enjoyed that game!

It's actually a reference to the Simpsons character, but the band won't admit it because the name was suggested by a random fan and they had no idea that it was a Simpsons reference when they took it.

They have a handful of decent songs, but are generally an annoying, emo, crappy band.


Oh no, they're most definitely balls to the wall an annoying, emo, crappy band. That they're on tour while this band:

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is not makes me want to cut myself.

/serious about american football, not about the cutting

 
gtothemacp 2008-03-28 11:34:48 AM  
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Not impressed, wants refund

 
Millzners 2008-03-28 11:43:39 AM  
Can someone tell me why their bassist seems to be the most poplular member of the band? He doesn't sing, he just plays bass right? WTF? Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist... Jacko doesn't count.

 
Arkitekt4040 2008-03-28 11:45:25 AM  
"I wish my grass was emo, at least then it would cut itself."

 
gtothemacp 2008-03-28 11:51:33 AM  
Millzners

Steve Harris? \m/

 
El Dudereno 2008-03-28 11:53:05 AM  
Millzners: Can someone tell me why their bassist seems to be the most poplular member of the band? He doesn't sing, he just plays bass right? WTF? Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist... Jacko doesn't count.

He sucks the least, I guess.

 
Guitar Villain 2008-03-28 11:53:19 AM  
Millzners: Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist...

Bootsy Collins
Verdine White
Flea

 
Interrupted Infinitum 2008-03-28 11:55:02 AM  
Millzners: Can someone tell me why their bassist seems to be the most poplular member of the band? He doesn't sing, he just plays bass right? WTF? Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist... Jacko doesn't count.

If it's the same guy I am thinking of, it's Jaco.

Donald Dunn
Charles Mingus
Cliff Burton
Stanley Clarke
Victor Wooten
Marcus Miller
Steve Bailey
Stu Hamm
Michael Manring
there's more i just don't feel like typing.

/I guess I gave some pretty bad examples because some are more obscure than others.

 
runwhiteyrun06 2008-03-28 11:56:13 AM  
I've always thought the band sucked, but for the first time I gave the band enough thought to realize they also possess the stupidest band name ever.

 
dtirkel 2008-03-28 12:03:34 PM  
I went to HS with Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy, so it's unreal that he is now in a band famous enough to be hated on at Fark.com. This kind of contempt is usually reserved for famous, successful people infinitely richer than the average, bitter, middling salaried Farker. It's hard to believe the same guy who played drums in marching band for a year is now the lead singer of hugely popular, internationally followed band. I'm happy for Pat and you losers should be too!!!

 
Inspector Juve 2008-03-28 12:18:00 PM  
dtirkel: I went to HS with Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy, so it's unreal that he is now in a band famous enough to be hated on at Fark.com. This kind of contempt is usually reserved for famous, successful people infinitely richer than the average, bitter, middling salaried Farker. It's hard to believe the same guy who played drums in marching band for a year is now the lead singer of hugely popular, internationally followed band. I'm happy for Pat and you losers should be too!!!

So you're not getting a kick out of these replies?

 
bottsicus 2008-03-28 12:20:07 PM  
dtirkel: went to HS with Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy, I'm happy for Pat and you losers should be too!!!

F*ck Pat, and F*ck you. Don't tell me what to think.

 
dtirkel 2008-03-28 12:20:38 PM  
Inspector Juve: So you're not getting a kick out of these replies?

I am, I am. Feel free to FTFM.

 
Genger 2008-03-28 12:26:09 PM  
dtirkel: Inspector Juve: So you're not getting a kick out of these replies?

I am, I am. Feel free to FTFM. a douche who went to a douche high school with a douche who is now in a douche band with a bunch of other douches.




FTFY.

 
carmody 2008-03-28 12:26:10 PM  
Antarctica ticket sales were very, very poor.

Also: Every time I hear the name of this crappy band, I immediately think of Milhouse Van Houten dressed as the character from Radioactive Man.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-28 12:31:30 PM  
carmody: Antarctica ticket sales were very, very poor.

Also: Every time I hear the name of this crappy band, I immediately think of Milhouse Van Houten dressed as the character from Radioactive Man.


I wonder why that is?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:45:24 PM  
dtirkel: This kind of contempt is usually reserved for famous, successful people infinitely richer than the average, bitter, middling salaried Farker.

Talk about contempt.

 
Kenthehillwilliam 2008-03-28 12:49:51 PM  
El Dudereno: Millzners: Can someone tell me why their bassist seems to be the most poplular member of the band? He doesn't sing, he just plays bass right? WTF? Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist... Jacko doesn't count.

He sucks the least, I guess.


actually he would suck the most...he writes the songs. the rest of the guys in the band are basically hired help

 
Master of the Flying Guillotine 2008-03-28 12:52:34 PM  
emocomputerjock: /serious about american football, not about the cutting

American Football is a great friggin band.

 
elev8meL8r 2008-03-28 01:01:04 PM  
wwffan7385: Here's the begging question:

How in the hell do you do a profitable concert in Antarctica?


There was an interesting article about concerts in Antarctica here that I read last year. Doesn't really address the profit issue - which I assume is impossible and has to be covered by the profits from the rest of the tour. But there are a couple bars down there attended only by researchers stationed there, and I guess they're bored enough to sit through anything.

 
Joed112784 2008-03-28 01:07:21 PM  
Wasn't "emo" called pop-punk like 6 or 7 years ago? Either way, its all power chords and whining anyway.

 
smpbadger 2008-03-28 01:07:55 PM  
Kenthehillwilliam:

actually he would suck the most...he writes the songs. the rest of the guys in the band are basically hired help

To be fair he only writes the lyrics. The musical arrangements, which are the stronger aspect of the band, are done by Partick Stump who is actually talented.

/can't believe I am foolish enough to try and get involved in a Fall Out Boy thread
//hurray for guilty pleasures

 
Some Bass Playing Guy [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:24:19 PM  
This:
They have a handful of decent songs, but are generally an annoying, emo, crappy band.

Agreed. Plus the fact that Pete Wentz has the kind of smirk on his face that begs to be slapped off.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-28 01:27:06 PM  
Joed112784: Wasn't "emo" called pop-punk like 6 or 7 years ago? Either way, its all power chords and whining anyway.

Nah, pop-punk was like Slick Shoes, emo was like Saves the Day.

 
Jonathan Strange 2008-03-28 01:35:31 PM  
Sybarite: Thnks fr th cncltn

Winner.

 
elev8meL8r 2008-03-28 01:41:45 PM  
Joed112784: Wasn't "emo" called pop-punk like 6 or 7 years ago? Either way, its all power chords and whining anyway.

Emo is short for "emocore," which is itself short for emotional hardcore/emotive hardcore. Its roots are in 1980s American hardcore music. Over the ensuing 10-15 years it came to align more closely with melodic punk and pop. So yeah, pop-punk would have included (or does include) some things now called "emo."

Like "grunge," it's now mostly a fashion statement and only tangentially related to music. I liked a lot of things that were called "emo" in college, but I don't like much that's called that now.

 
MrWhipee 2008-03-28 01:52:22 PM  
gtothemacp: Steve Harris? \m/

That's the first name that popped in my head..

 
dtirkel 2008-03-28 02:08:16 PM  
Genger: dtirkel: Inspector Juve: So you're not getting a kick out of these replies?

I am, I am. Feel free to FTFM. a douche who went to a douche high school with a douche who is now in a douche band with a bunch of other douches.



FTFY.


Thanks for proving my point. You must feel amazingly anti-conformist by referring to me and everything else using the word douche. I'd say the people who spend their time hating on people infinitely more talented than them because they probably have pathetic lives of their own are the real douches. Go ahead and listen to your indie rock bands until they become mainstream. At that point, they'll become douches as well by default, right?

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-03-28 02:13:53 PM  
dtirkel: Go ahead and listen to your indie rock bands until they become mainstream. At that point, they'll become douches as well by default, right?



you are implying that Fall Out Boy were good at one point?


as an aside, I'm disappointed at how many people do not get the Simpsons reference in their name. It's not even an obscure reference....

 
radiofreewill [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 02:20:29 PM  
This: They have a handful of decent songs, but are generally an annoying, emo, crappy band.

What kind of hands are we talking about here? Because I imagine they have to be pretty small.

 
clod9 2008-03-28 02:24:14 PM  
most of the band's fanbase is too young to get the reference *sniff* what a waste

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 02:42:36 PM  
dtirkel: Go ahead and listen to your indie rock bands until they become mainstream. At that point, they'll become douches as well by default, right?

Damn, I didn't know little emo punks were so angry. Go to Hot Topic, buy yourself something nice. You'll feel better.

 
danduran 2008-03-28 03:01:46 PM  
Millzners: Can someone tell me why their bassist seems to be the most poplular member of the band? He doesn't sing, he just plays bass right? WTF? Name another non-vocalist bassist who's more recognizeable than the lead singer or guitarist... Jacko doesn't count.

He writes the lyrics.

 
dtirkel 2008-03-28 03:04:50 PM  
I'm not emo in any sense of the word. I barely even listen to Fall Out Boy. I also definitely dress much preppier and classier than you. No Hot Topic or Rock America or whatever the heck stereotypes you're picturing in my wardrobe. I can vouch for the fact from talking to Stump in HS that he's not a "douche". He's actually a really nice guy. Seeing Stump perform in bands in HS (mostly on drums, where he's excellent) but also vocally from time to time, I also know know that he's a very talented dude. Since I actually know the guy and am not just spouting off diahrhhea of the mouth like most of you never-wases and never-will bes, I decided I'd vouch for the guy.

You say I need to buy something nice to make me feel better. I feel great, man. But from my experience the people who b*tch about everything and everyone usually without having a clue of what or whom they're talking about, are the ones that truly unhappy. I think it's you Mugato and the other bandwagoning haters that could use a little counseling.

 
RckPngn [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 03:05:24 PM  
As a penguin I'm getting a kick out of these! RckPngn = Rock Penguin, but the good kind of rock. None of this BS emo music.

 
Manute Bol 2008-03-28 03:05:40 PM  
I've never heard anything by these talentless fags, but I think it's safe to say that they really, really suck

 
dtirkel 2008-03-28 03:11:46 PM  
Manute Bol: I've never heard anything by these talentless fags, but I think it's safe to say that they really, really suck

Exhibit D:

Typical Farker

 
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