Stop me if you've heard this one before...

The Aristocrats?

Chris Roslan, a spokesman for the Christian Broadcasting Network, said Thursday that Robertson's participation doesn't mean he has taken a "firm position" on global warming.

Well he keeps arguing with Gore over the source of the problem. Gore says it's greenhouse gasses, while Robertson insists it's teh gheys and feminists.

...and Gore says fark her. And Sharpton says, do we have time for that?

Wonder what $$ they offered Michael Moore and I wonder what it cost to get Sharpton to actually show up...

I'll take "Scumbags with zero credibility" for 500, Alex.

but i thought most conservative Christians believe global warming is a lie manufactured by the tree-hugging liberals?

2 Guys that have perfected extortion and the Earth's messiah? Whatever it is I gotta get in on the ground floor because some money is about to be made. My guess is some carbon credit minions are gonna rape a biatch.

GIS for Carbon Credit Rape:

just finished RTFA, head a-sploded.

This is, by far, the worst porn I've ever heard of.

great... so america's "black leader", america's "christian leader", and america's "weather leader" are all making a commercial.

this should suck.

Come on, one of you guys should be able to make an actual joke out of this headline. Well, other than the article anyway.


/I got nuttin

Diogenes: Chris Roslan, a spokesman for the Christian Broadcasting Network, said Thursday that Robertson's participation doesn't mean he has taken a "firm position" on global warming.

Well he keeps arguing with Gore over the source of the problem. Gore says it's greenhouse gasses, while Robertson insists it's teh gheys and feminists.

Well if the gheys are burning in hell that would contribute to global warming, wouldn't it?

Tor_Eckman: Come on, one of you guys should be able to make an actual joke out of this headline. Well, other than the article anyway.

It's tough. I don't know which one should be the stand in for the polack.

Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson are sitting on a couch and in walks Al Gore

Where's an LGB when you need one?

I take a firm position whenever I see ol' Pat on the leg press machine...

Diogenes: Tor_Eckman: Come on, one of you guys should be able to make an actual joke out of this headline. Well, other than the article anyway.

It's tough. I don't know which one should be the stand in for the polack.

As a person of Polish descent, I am getting a kick....etc

Littledogg: Stupid is easier to pick out of a crowd than you apparently think.

/just thought you should know

are any of them naked?

Wait, wait - I know how this one ends:


Al Gore: I'll have a Coke.

A joker, a smoker, and a midnight toker.



/got nuthin

21-7-b: are any of them naked?

2 Guys 1 cup?

FTA:

Debbie Coleman... was all too happy...
"It was a big thing," Coleman said. "It was awesome."


oh how many times have I heard that before...

Diogenes: Chris Roslan, a spokesman for the Christian Broadcasting Network, said Thursday that Robertson's participation doesn't mean he has taken a "firm position" on global warming.

Well he keeps arguing with Gore over the source of the problem. Gore says it's greenhouse gasses, while Robertson insists it's teh gheys and feminists.

The real source of global warming is all of the hot being released by all of these gas-bags.

/i keed
//sorta

Wow, I don't think three bigger assholes have ever been assembled in one room.

MmmBadEggs: Wow, I don't think three bigger assholes have ever been assembled in one room.

Um...Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld?

My God, it's finally happened...

Life has turned into an episode of "The Simpsons"!

Tor_Eckman: MmmBadEggs: Wow, I don't think three bigger assholes have ever been assembled in one room.

Um...Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld?

No, equally bad, both groups. Plus this was more-random...the other three assholes would've had to have been in a room together at some point.

Pat Robertson endorsing anything makes me want to run away from it as qucikly as possibly. I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way about Sharpton. I don't see how this helps Gore's cause. Finding people of different political beliefs is fine but trying picking people with some credibility instead of these two charlatans.

So.. Three Stooges routine?

So Robertson and Sharpton have joined forced with Al in his never-ending hunt for manbearpig?