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(New York Daily News) Obvious Nancy: I'm not afraid of you. Hillary: You will be. You will be   (nydailynews.com) divider line 97
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The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:18:47 AM  
anyone else here haunted with the idea of a Pelosi vs Hillary hot oil death match?!?

 
satchel13 2008-03-28 09:26:10 AM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: anyone else here haunted with the idea of a Pelosi vs Hillary hot oil death match?!?

I'd watch...I would be projectile vomiting the whole time, but I'd watch.

/Picture if you will...Nancy and Hillary in thongs...

 
palladiate [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:29:21 AM  
satchel13: /Picture if you will...Nancy and Hillary in thongs...

OK, but where would she put the tentacles and other infernal, grasping, hell-spawned appendages?

There's a reason she wears a pantsuit.

 
Trivia Jockey [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:36:55 AM  
Great headline. +1

 
mojo_the_helper_monkey [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:46:05 AM  
Nancy seems to have the force choke on her side, though.

 
what_now [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:46:23 AM  
Here's the thing: Democrats don't like Clinton, they are afraid of her.

If she loses her power, they won't have to be afraid of her anymore, so they're pretty happy she's losing. She doesn't make friends, she calls in markers.

 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:57:12 AM  
Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 09:59:50 AM  
I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

You cant take a good picture of ugly. Not saying all Democrat women are ugly. But those two? Major case of the ug.

 
discount sushi 2008-03-28 11:30:48 AM  
what_now: If she loses her power, they won't have to be afraid of her anymore, so they're pretty happy she's losing. She doesn't make friends, she calls in markers.

I get the feeling that the Clinton's are out of favors to call in. I'm glad people aren't fawning over Bill's legacy or Hillary's desire for power.

 
madmann [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:01:27 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

You cant take a good picture of ugly. Not saying all Democrat women are ugly. But those two? Major case of the ug.


Total & complete THIS. Can't polish a turd.

 
T. Dawg 2008-03-28 12:01:48 PM  
FTA: The Clinton campaign, after initially supporting the letter from its moneymen, insisted yesterday the overture was an independent effort.

Er... your Jedi mind tricks ain't workin' there. I pray that there are enough of my fellow Americans out there with enough common sense not to fall for something like that (acknowledging that a vast number of my fellow Americans lack common sense altogether).

Lately when I read stuff from the Clinton camp, I get this yell of "Clinton!" in my head a la the Seinfeld "Newman!" :P

 
T-Servo 2008-03-28 12:13:47 PM  
I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

www.foxnews.com

Be fair.

 
Empanda 2008-03-28 12:30:55 PM  
I still wish she would come out and say "You are right, the super delegates should make up their own minds, so I am going to endorse Obama."

 
jook 2008-03-28 12:50:28 PM  
hmm...speaking of Star Wars, is it just me, or does the article's picture of Pelosi look as if she's slowly waving her hand whilst saying

"These aren't the delegates you're looking for"

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:51:34 PM  
what_now: Here's the thing: Democrats don't like Clinton, they are afraid of her.

If she loses her power, they won't have to be afraid of her anymore, so they're pretty happy she's losing. She doesn't make friends, she calls in markers.


This is exactly correct. Revenge, like the Hildebeast, is a biatch - there will be big money from around the country funding a challenger to her Senate seat in a few years. She really IS a lousy politician.

 
Regular Chumpington 2008-03-28 12:51:52 PM  
palladiate: satchel13: /Picture if you will...Nancy and Hillary in thongs...

OK, but where would she put the tentacles and other infernal, grasping, hell-spawned appendages?


Not tentacles... close, sounds very similar, but not tentacles.

 
marthadumptruck 2008-03-28 12:52:10 PM  
Pillow fight?!

 
ringo2 2008-03-28 12:53:40 PM  
Madam Vice President, I salute you.

 
The Bestest 2008-03-28 12:56:37 PM  
I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

Vice President Sebelius would like a word with you


www.thekansascollaborative.com

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:56:53 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: anyone else here haunted with the idea of a Pelosi vs Hillary hot oil death match?!?

I wasn't. Thanks a lot.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:57:04 PM  
Should be interesting to see what happens if Hillary DOESN'T get the popular vote...

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 12:57:50 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

You cant take a good picture of ugly. Not saying all Democrat women are ugly. But those two? Major case of the ug.


Here's a famous Democratic-oriented woman:

img135.imageshack.us

 
TheGreyPiper 2008-03-28 12:57:50 PM  
I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

There's a reason for that, you know...

 
AngryDragon 2008-03-28 01:01:04 PM  
Wow. Pelosi is really showing some vision and strategic leadership in the last few weeks. If she didn't have so many crackpot political ideas she would make a great President. Why can't the republicans field a woman like this?

 
spiderpaz 2008-03-28 01:01:08 PM  
DamnYankees: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

You cant take a good picture of ugly. Not saying all Democrat women are ugly. But those two? Major case of the ug.

Here's a famous Democratic-oriented woman:


Damn, Scarlet is SOOOO freakin' HAWT!!

 
Billygoat Gruff 2008-03-28 01:02:02 PM  
The Bestest: I_C_Weener: Why can't Democrat women ever take a decent picture? Hillary always looks demonic. Pelosi too.

Vice President Sebelius would like a word with you


Yuck bro! I wouldnt want to go cruising chicks with you, you wanna jump on all the grenandes. I think you need to align your site picture

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-28 01:02:05 PM  
uglydemocrats.com

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:02:22 PM  
Why doesn't Pelosi just stand up and kick Hillary in the balls?

 
The Bestest 2008-03-28 01:02:30 PM  
DamnYankees:
Here's a famous Democratic-oriented woman:



well, if we're counting Democratic-oriented women, cue the wave of Elizabeth Kucinich pics (too lazy to hotlink my own).

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-28 01:03:13 PM  
Billygoat Gruff: Yuck bro! I wouldnt want to go cruising chicks with you, you wanna jump on all the grenandes.

He's just protecting you from getting blown up! He's taking one for the team!

 
un4gvn666 2008-03-28 01:04:01 PM  
Shaggy_C, I can only respond by saying: all the pretty ones are dumb.

/lol
//just kidding
///but not really

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:04:07 PM  
Shaggy_C

Did they run out of cute girls or something?

Barbara Bush is hot, if you have a Joker fetish.
As for Coulter...they might want to use her at Burning Man next year...

 
Jubeebee 2008-03-28 01:04:21 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Should be interesting to see what happens if Hillary DOESN'T get the popular vote...

Remember the final scene in Carrie?

 
The Bestest 2008-03-28 01:04:24 PM  
Shaggy_C, love ya like a bro, but Ann Coulter automatically invalidates that chart.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:04:51 PM  
Sorry...meant Laura Bush.

/washes mind out with bleach

 
Goodfella 2008-03-28 01:05:31 PM  
Hillary has resorted to blackmailing her own party.

My, how the once respected have fallen.

If Hillary keeps this up, and she won't even be able to get elected to a school board seat, let alone regain her senate seat in 2012.

 
The Bestest 2008-03-28 01:06:16 PM  
hey, I'm just sayin if you HAD to go after a 60 year old high profile Democrat, you could do MUCH worse than Sebelius.

 
MCStymie 2008-03-28 01:08:59 PM  
satchel13: The Stealth Hippopotamus: anyone else here haunted with the idea of a Pelosi vs Hillary hot oil death match?!?

I'd watch...I would be projectile vomiting the whole time, but I'd watch.

/Picture if you will...Nancy and Hillary in thongs...


If it means having to watch Pelosi disrobed, I can accept that...I so want to see Hillary writhing about nude and in oil...

/...and then, the oral secks.

 
Timanous [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:09:09 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Sorry...meant Laura Bush.

/washes mind out with bleach


You could have been tlaking about the First Daughter...

 
pootsie 2008-03-28 01:09:41 PM  
IXI Jim IXI: Why doesn't Pelosi just stand up and kick Hillary in the balls?

meow.catsplz.com

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:10:07 PM  
Yeesh. Whoever put the collage together fails hard. There are way better examples of "hot". Laura Bush? Penis goes nowhere.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-28 01:10:56 PM  
The Bestest: Shaggy_C, love ya like a bro, but Ann Coulter automatically invalidates that chart.

i213.photobucket.com
It's a man, baby!

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:11:07 PM  
Timanous: You could have been tlaking about the First Daughter...

Damn...

Will you run my campaign?

/IXI Jim IXI in '08
//boobies in every pot!

 
The First 2008-03-28 01:11:46 PM  
Hilary should just drop-out, its pointless. Clearly the voters chose Obama. It would be an insult if Hilary got the nod cause of the superdelates nonsense.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-28 01:11:52 PM  
HotWingConspiracy: Penis goes nowhere.

That image of Helen Thomas made mine shrivel up and die.

 
OhioDann 2008-03-28 01:12:43 PM  
Ask Vince Foster how it feels to cross the Clintons.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:15:26 PM  
Laura's just a closet Muslim:
im.rediff.com
Coulter's a man:
clarkblog.typepad.com
Malkin's an Alien:
www.100monkeystyping.com

And you left out my girl:

msnbcmedia1.msn.com
HAWT!

 
SpectroBoy 2008-03-28 01:18:29 PM  

And now, to haunt your nightmares......

www.texusa.com
Invisible knob gobbling

 
DamnYankees [TotalFark] 2008-03-28 01:18:50 PM  
The Bestest: DamnYankees:
Here's a famous Democratic-oriented woman:


well, if we're counting Democratic-oriented women, cue the wave of Elizabeth Kucinich pics (too lazy to hotlink my own).


How about leading feminist Naomi Wolf?

img135.imageshack.us

 
gilla 2008-03-28 01:19:19 PM  
Dude I got this great idea! how about we take the best looking pictures of republican women, and the craziest photos of democrat women and compare. Oh' damn shaggy beat me to it.

/Ann Coulter has an adams apple, she is a she without the s.
//I guess to be fair Hillary CAN'T take a good picture.
///Forgot all these old bear skins, bring in the young pelts of each party.

 
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