From TFA:
R+B star AKON has recorded a "secret" country and western record and released it under an alias in a bid to be the first successful black artist in the genre.

Charley Pride would like to have a word with you.

Cowboy Troy would like a word also.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Charley Pride would like to have a word with you.

That_One_Girl: Cowboy Troy would like a word also.

You two better watch it. He'll have his posse do a drive by and bust a cap in yo ass.

This guy is such Garbage, its really sad how stupid my younger siblings generation are. The level of stupidity and crap these guys produce is astounding.

CHarlie Pride would like a word, with Akon AND Cowboy Troy.

Also, this guy:



He may not be famous yet, but he's pretty damn talented

Ladies & gentlemen, THIS is R&B:




The garbage they call "R&B" nowadays, is an abortion.

He claims he already has a hit record.....


wonder what that might be.

the only "hit" record this guy has is an assault charge!

/ZING!!...yeah I went there

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: Charley Pride would like to have a word with you.

That's what I came here to say...

Akon blows like the north wind, and so does country music. Maybe the immense craptacularity of the two will cancel each other out and create something amazing. Somehow I doubt it, though.

"Akon, I'm wearing my Cosby sweater because we need to have a talk."

Charlie Pride had 36 number one songs on the country charts. But we are forgetting about Ray Charles...


Cowboy Troy is NOT Country. Most music on 'Country radio' is not country.

Akon is one of the worst singers I have ever heard. The guys voice is ridiculous. I wonder if his "Country" album is going to have that retarded Cher modulation all over his vocals.

Ray Charles would like a word as well

he plays chicken with trains
cause he's hardcore like that

Akon can't even sing, he's all auto tune. Just listen to country radio and when you hear that telltale autotune timbre you're probably listenting to his 'secret' music project.

I'm every single farking song on urban radio, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

Chris Gaines is more hardcore than Akon.

jrshull: You two better watch it. He'll have his posse do a drive by and bust a cap in yo ass.

clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop BANG! clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop clip-clop

pvd021: This guy is such Garbage, its really sad how stupid my younger siblings generation are. The level of stupidity and crap these guys produce is astounding.

To be fair, the first album he made was leagues better than his second.

Siamese Bream: Akon blows like the north wind, and so does country music. Maybe the immense craptacularity of the two will cancel each other out and create something amazing . Somehow I doubt it, though.


FTFY.

GibbyTheMole: Ladies & gentlemen, THIS is R&B:
The garbage they call "R&B" nowadays, is an abortion.

THIS

Dear invisible sky wizard, can we please have a zombie Marvin for just one day to eat the brains of modern-day R&B whiners.

Yeah I just went to the website.

It's hip hop with a slide guitar.

Also need to namecheck O.B. McClinton, "The Black Irishman of Country Music"

GibbyTheMole: Ladies & gentlemen, THIS is R&B:
The garbage they call "R&B" nowadays, is an abortion.

Motherfarking word

Derek (of the Dominos) is calling too....

Well, gangstaz and rednecks *do* have one thing in common - the love of guns.

Who the f*ck is Akon?

ViciousXero: Who the f*ck is Akon?

THIS

SuburbanCowboy: Charlie Pride had 36 number one songs on the country charts. But we are forgetting about Ray Charles...

superspeck: Ray Charles would like a word as well

This and this.
That record farking owns.

And Charlie Pride singing Kiss an Angel Good Morning in case you haven't heard it before. (pops to new window)