"Crunk artist?"

keanest nickname evar.



wait.. what?

Subby:Crunk artist T.I. faces one year in prison on federal weapons charges. Federal district attorneys busy askingaxing prospective witnesses "What you know about dat?"

FTFY

TI is not crunk, FWIW.

Visualingo: TI is not crunk, FWIW.

This

I shall pray for Omarion during this TI crisis.

But he's the King of the South. That should arguably put him above federal jurisdiction.

cue the "i don't know what crunk is but it sounds black and wrong" crowd in 3...2...1...

"crunk"

This is an art form now?

Visualingo: TI is not crunk, FWIW.

So... what the fark is crunk, anyway?

/off my lawn

"Live in the Sky" - T.I.
"...fark how many millions I got nubian,
so what if I'm hot
when I got prices on my head
Feds rushing my spot
a million haters want me dead force me to carry a gat
but you a seven time felon what you doing with that
It's a catch22
either you lose or lose..."

I forgot to say he's getting off so easy on this! He's 27, he could do a farking year standing on his head.

Crunk?

Sounds like a Chinese car accident.

One year for a felon receiving multiple automatic weapons and suppressors? And if I were to have a shotgun barrel under 18 inches I would be shot on the spot. Celebrity justice at work...

between ti and lil wayne, theres gonna be way too much talent in jail soon...

Walken's cooler brother: I forgot to say he's getting off so easy on this! He's 27, he could do a farking year standing on his head.

Bent over some big guy's bunk is more likely.

His defense:
"Yeah you know they call me T.I.
but you dont know me
You be hatin an i see why
cause you dont know me

fark TI, he's just another mainstream, pop-tart "hip-hop" phony. It pisses me off that so many of you judge hip-hop based on it's shiattiest material. Back in the 80s/90s the mainstream actually had many talented MCs in the limelight, but back then the industry hadn't destroyed it like it did rock music. The Underground is still great though, so you can't say all modern hip-hop is garbage, because that simply is not the case. I can't completely hate on TI, he had some good songs, but he's pretty much a sell-out with no real lyrical skills.

My favorite thing about "rap music" is assholes like this trying to express their opinion in writing:

"Bigboi0516 (03.27.08 | 7:31 PM)

Im glad your he got a year.. i think da time is fair and hopes he gets his stuff together cuz he's one of my fav rappers and i aint trying to wait 12 years for another album"

This from Bigboi0516. He even posted his face!

Come on now, I just straight jacked your grammar and syntax from the World Wide Web. Sucker. Unfortunately, your favorite rap artist may be incarcerated for at least twelve years. You may have to find another attractive and successful African-American that can drop a record.

I'll be back if my moms will let me.

Idiots

LOL, I love how his skinny ass always portrays himself as such a tough guy in his video. Lets see how tough he really is, when he gets sent to the pen.

And we all know sissies use guns to intimidate because they can't fight worth a damn with their own 2 fists.

2and4: My favorite thing about "rap music" is assholes like this trying to express their opinion in writing:

"Bigboi0516 (03.27.08 | 7:31 PM)

Im glad your he got a year.. i think da time is fair and hopes he gets his stuff together cuz he's one of my fav rappers and i aint trying to wait 12 years for another album"

This from Bigboi0516. He even posted his face!

Come on now, I just straight jacked your grammar and syntax from the World Wide Web. Sucker. Unfortunately, your favorite rap artist may be incarcerated for at least twelve years. You may have to find another attractive and successful African-American that can drop a record.

I'll be back if my moms will let me.

Idiots

THIS

These asshats do nothing but continually perpetuate the "dumbing down" of America. For crying out loud, learn to speak proper English!

jankyboy: These asshats do nothing but continually perpetuate the "dumbing down" of America. For crying out loud, learn to speak proper English!



Disagrees.

If this rag-tag assemblage of rapscallions are so uncouth as to abandon the word "forsooth!" from their diminutive vocabulary, then I am flabbergasted as to how they can perpetrate a vocation in polite society!



/scallions...mmmmm!

As the inventor of crunk, I feel that Conan O'Brien should weigh in on this topic.

syrynxx: Walken's cooler brother: I forgot to say he's getting off so easy on this! He's 27, he could do a farking year standing on his head.

Bent over some big guy's bunk is more likely.
Looks like big shiat is going to be poppin

Wookie Milson: So... what the fark is crunk, anyway?

/off my lawn

Crunk (wiki). Think Lil Jon. YEEEEEEEEYUUUUUUH

pvd021: LOL, I love how his skinny ass always portrays himself as such a tough guy in his video. Lets see how tough he really is, when he gets sent to the pen.

Wouldn't be his first trip.

I maintain that T.I. is innocent, it's that trouble-making T.I.P. that the feds need to be checkin' for!

Yo, y'all nubians need TI-89 fo' da Calculus, and da derivatives and shiat!

watch this ...

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=-AJ67pYt4uk

Wookie Milson: So... what the fark is crunk, anyway?


Ask 10 crunk fans.

You'll get 12 different answers.