Warning: slideshow!

Cool! Slideshow!

any "top" list seems to get greenlit these days.

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart
MC Hammer - "Too Legit to Quit"
Shaquille O'Neal - "Strait Playin'"
Michael Bolton - "Love is a Wonderful Thing"
Paula Abdul - "Crazy Cool"
Gerardo - "Rico Suave"
Vanilla Ice - "Play That Funky Music"
Tommy Page - "I'll be Your Everything"
Michael Jackson - "You Are Not Alone"
Wilson Phillips - "Hold On"
Los Del Mar - "Macerena"
Anything By Limp Bizkit
Lou Bega - "Mambo No. 5"
OMC - "How Bizarre"
Chumbawamba - "Tubthumping"
Puff Daddy - "It's All About The Benjamins"
Phil Collins - "Everyday"
Ugly Kid Joe - Cat's In The Cradle
Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy"
Guns N' Roses - "November Rain"
Hootie And The Blowfish - "Let Her Cry"
Master P - "Make 'Em Say Uhhh!"
Tag Team - "Whoomp! (There It Is!)"
Big Mountain - "Baby, I Love Your Way"
Mr Big - "To Be With You"
Naughty By Nature - "O.P.P."

That was some fun typing, like a perverse Mavis Beacon side game.

/Wank list
//Made by wankers
///Never trash November Rain

doublesecretprobation: any "top" list seems to get greenlit these days.


I'm putting that on my top 20 list of forum complaints which will be greelighted later this week.

I'd like to note almost all of the images weren't related to the songs, just stock shots of the artists. Leading me to question... why is it a slideshow? In case you forgot who they were?

The Adam's groove is much worse than any other Hammer song.

How does "Mmm Bop" and "Macarena" not make the list?

jimmyego: Naughty By Nature - "O.P.P."

You gotta be f'n kidding me. That's a great song.

DaNightTripper: How does "Mmm Bop" and "Macarena" not make the list?

Uh, you might want to look at that list again.

How Bizarre is a fun song, and I still listen when it comes on the radio.

Also, Will to Power's cover of Baby I Love Your Way (mashed together with Freebird) is far worse than Big Mountain's. Although it was released the late 80s.

Bah... I liked Limp Bizkit. Durst's a douche, but who didn't nod their head along to Nookie?

Mr Big - "To Be With You"

That song wasn't so bad. It was hearing it so often that sucked.

Mmm Bop definitely deserved inclusion.

jimmyego: Los Del Mar - "Macerena"

Wasn't it Los Del Rio that did "Macarena"?

Bad list-makers!

heh, I remembered Wilson Phillips as being much hotter than that.

Well except the fat one.

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jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Most of the list is good, but Tubthumping and How Bizarre? Come on. Those are awesome songs. Silly, but awesome.

SkorzenyNinja: jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Those.

I refuse to believe that there are 11 songs worse than any Limp Bizkit song.

What the hell? How are there no ICP songs on this list?

ThatGuyGreg: SkorzenyNinja: jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Those.

That.

Hey now, "Shut the [Fark] Up" was a pretty good song. Even Fred Durst couldn't make Method Man sound bad.

Lynoitus: Bah... I liked Limp Bizkit. Durst's a douche, but who didn't nod their head along to Nookie?

As much I like to rag on Limp Bizkit, I really do think that Wes Borland is an amazingly talented guitarist. His new band, Black Light Burns, is really good.

Eyes Wide Open by Creed. Worst song of the 90's, if not ever

Dreadstar
ThatGuyGreg: SkorzenyNinja: jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Those.

That.

And the Other Thing

whiskeyinthejar: Most of the list is good, but Tubthumping and How Bizarre? Come on. Those are awesome songs. Silly, but awesome.

this...basically.

who the hell doesn't like tubthumping?

\November Rain sucked because Axl can't sing

I disagree with the list. Many of the songs were good at the time, just fun to ridicule today. Most were simply over-played.

doublesecretprobation:

any "top" list seems to get greenlit these days.

"Top" lists are a widely used media tool to get people involved and active in discussing a broad subject that otherwise would have no real notability, newsworthiness, etc.

The Ghost of Freedom: who the hell doesn't like tubthumping?

\November Rain sucked because Axl can't sing

Me. It was pure, unadulterated suck. And 'How Bizarre'? The mere thought of that piece of excrement makes my intestines threaten revolt. November Rain was a pretty good song by a great band. "I'm Too Sexy" was farking hilarious, too - it's just that nobody got the joke.

Limp Bizkit is pretty terrible, but some of their songs are listenable. I still have "Rearranged" in my chillin playlist.

Whoomp! There it is, and Tubthumping? Sounds like the LA times just really have a hate-on for a few particular bands and a few particular one-hit-wonders.

Worst of the 2000's (till now):

-Coldplay
-Wheezer (after their first album)
-Avril Lavigne
-Did I mention Coldplay?
-Creed (but they retired!)

Hey, they did it all for the nookie.

I hated hated HATED Limp Bizkit.

But...

I kinda dug that My Way or the Highway song. Weird.

fred durst shreds is awesome

Link (new window)
not a roll of rick

Mr. Big failroad pic made me lawl.

CrackCityRocker: Dreadstar
ThatGuyGreg: SkorzenyNinja: jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Those.

That.

And the Other Thing

Right over there

/Let Her Cry was pretty good too

guy_smiley: Hey, they did it all for the nookie.

The what?

/Have way too much of the music on that list
//Chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water is one of the two CDs I bought in the last 14 years.

I can't believe I'm the first one to do this....

Los del Rio originally did the Macarena.
Los del Mar covered it.

I can't believe I just researched that. *facepalm*

ChubbyTiger: The Ghost of Freedom:
\November Rain sucked because Axl can't sing

November Rain was a pretty good song by a great band.

band? yes. singer? no

/I think I should stop
/\I listen to A Silver Mt. Zion so what do I know about bad singing?
\/\Efrim's voice ain't exactly that of an angel
/\/\Weird slashes? Why not, I'm bored.

unright
Wasn't it Los Del Rio that did "Macarena"?

Bad list-makers!

Actually, Los del Rio did the first version, the video with the two guys and the bunch of dancing girls. Then Los del Mar came in and did a knock-off (you can't even really call it a cover). If you thought the first one was bad (which it really wasn't THAT bad -- it was still catchy), then you'd probably destroy your stereo if you heard the second version.

Oh, and I concur with everyone who decried the inclusion of "November Rain."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UQ_ZhC-1CU

fred durst shreds link becuase i cant do links

emocomputerjock: What the hell? How are there no ICP songs on this list?

i don't think ICP are respected enough to make a Worst-Of list.

humans love to be revisionists. all these albums were huge hits... but now, we are thinking we are poking fun at these artists? We're the ones who put money in their pocket.

Mugato: Guns N' Roses - "November Rain"

YOU GO TO HELL. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

bigheadface: CrackCityRocker: Dreadstar
ThatGuyGreg: SkorzenyNinja: jimmyego:
///Never trash November Rain

I came here to say this.

Those.

That.

And the Other Thing

Right over there


All that n' a bag of chips.

Breakfast At Tiffany's
by Deep Blue Something


You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

What? "I'm too sexy" was awesome. Take it out and replace it with "More than words". That song makes me want to ride the highway.

/Remember kids. Ride the highway. Don't cross the street.

Oh, I love lists of things that were commercially popular in their time (in many cases on the list) but now today they were bad back then?

I also love slide shows. Is there a Farker that searces these things out just to submit more slide shows?

T.rex: humans love to be revisionists. all these albums were huge hits... but now, we are thinking we are poking fun at these artists? We're the ones who put money in their pocket.


No, a lot of us hated those songs when they first came out. In fact, there are no songs that I once liked that I won't at least admit are fun songs, even if I don't listen to them anymore.

Notice there's not a lot of gangsta rap on there. I guess they didn't want to get shot.

...and Tubthumping is a good song. It's based on an old Irish drinking song.

AND fark YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR INCLUDING NOVEMEBER RAIN, YOU COCKS.


I'm ok.