Now we know how many crabs it takes to steal the Albert Hall.

(He'd love to turn us on.)

The most misunderstood Meatloaf song:

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

See? He's saying he'll never forget the way she feels, no matter what. Isn't that sweet?

I'm pretty sure he can't be arrested for having taken a Class A drug... once he's eaten the mushrooms, there is no longer a Possession charge to answer.

They should have left mushrooms unclassified - they were a lot of fun, and a couple of websites would send good quality shrooms out 'next day'.

Sun God: The most misunderstood Meatloaf song:

Aha! I always thought it was about rimming.

RubberFootMan: I'm pretty sure he can't be arrested for having taken a Class A drug... once he's eaten the mushrooms, there is no longer a Possession charge to answer.

They should have left mushrooms unclassified - they were a lot of fun, and a couple of websites would send good quality shrooms out 'next day'.

That is true. Mushrooms can be bought in all supermarkets, in many tasty varieties.

Gavino: That is true. Mushrooms can be bought in all supermarkets, in many tasty varieties.

You're forgetting, this is a UK article... the brits only eat lard and boiled meat.

RubberFootMan: Gavino: That is true. Mushrooms can be bought in all supermarkets, in many tasty varieties.

You're forgetting, this is a UK article... the brits only eat lard and boiled meat.

They also eat eels.

Sun God: They also eat eels.

Only if they've been boiled for 6 days, and served in their slime.

Peaceboy wins.

RubberFootMan: Sun God: They also eat eels.

Only if they've been boiled for 6 days, and served in their slime.

They also eat "spotted dick" which is revolting. Just a precursor to fruit cake.

Sun God: They also eat "spotted dick" which is revolting. Just a precursor to fruit cake.

It is very nice - though I haven't eaten it for well over 20 years... in fact, I've hardly even heard it mentioned outside of Fark.

RubberFootMan: Gavino: That is true. Mushrooms can be bought in all supermarkets, in many tasty varieties.

You're forgetting, this is a UK article... the brits only eat lard and boiled meat.

You're forgetting, I'm a brit and eat neither of those things.

Gavino: You're forgetting, this is a UK article... the brits only eat lard and boiled meat.

You're forgetting, I'm a brit and eat neither of those things.

Again, may I refer you to the fact that this is Fark, where folk seem to think that the UK is still enduring wartime ration food.

Gavino: You're forgetting, I'm a brit and eat neither of those things.


Shh now, let the people who think that fatty and sweet are the only two real flavours enjoy their misconceptions about British food :)

RubberFootMan: I'm pretty sure he can't be arrested for having taken a Class A drug... once he's eaten the mushrooms, there is no longer a Possession charge to answer.

He can't, but that doesn't stop The Sun making up a police "source" and quoting it.

RubberFootMan: Sun God: They also eat "spotted dick" which is revolting. Just a precursor to fruit cake.

It is very nice - though I haven't eaten it for well over 20 years... in fact, I've hardly even heard it mentioned outside of Fark.

You can buy it in cans. Heinz makes it. It's just...something I don't desire to eat.

Just checking to see if it was anybody good. Nope, Chris Evans.

Sun God: You can buy it in cans. Heinz makes it. It's just...something I don't desire to eat.

I think I will buy a can to try - I'm sure it can't be that bad.

Spotted dick? Dick of what?

/shoots self

Chris Evans is an idiot the way he slimed himself all over Billie Piper made me think PEADO!!!! buying a 16 yr old a ferrari to woo her. what a tit

leperboy69: RubberFootMan: I'm pretty sure he can't be arrested for having taken a Class A drug... once he's eaten the mushrooms, there is no longer a Possession charge to answer.

He can't, but that doesn't stop The Sun making up a police "source" and quoting it.

Or they called up the police department and said "What would you do if we told you someone was using a class A drug" and they had to say "well, I guess we would investigate."

On another note, I had a friend who used mushrooms, had a horrible, horrible trip, and has since developed an anxiety disorder. That kinda scares me a bit.

Mushroom trips last for days?... I don't think so. Person writing article needs to do some research !

Wanted for questioning

Trips on the drugs can last for days and users run the risk of mental illness.

Good Lord... why can't I find mushrooms like that?!!

Crabs? Albert Hall?



We're on it.

my crabs, let me show you them


/wait a minute...

wtf is with this article? where the hell did they find mushies that make you trip for two days? most I ever got out of em was a day.. and psychological disorders? odds are if you develop a "disorder" from something that ends in a few hours... you probably are alreeady farked up and have just found yerself a scapegoat.. mehmeh .. I took mushrooms.. feel sorry for me pleeeease .. I have a disorder nooow.. I neeed my disorder to get my pills.. ahhh morons.. making it difficult for smart people for eternity

Hoboclown: Wanted for questioning

Aaah, the things that rathergood.com brought us. Sometimes, that kid's face still creeps me out.

/they didn't get me either

Chris Evans is a talentless, creepy, self-indulgent, solipsistic cock sucker, but frankly, I couldn't care less that he's taken loads of 'shrooms.

A giant enemy crab?

/Attack it's weak point for massive damage.
//obscure?
///Riiiiidge Racer!

Seems like you'd just about have to be tripping if, in 2006, you decided to go to a Meatloaf concert.

In other news, a 2006-vintage Meatloaf can get booked into the Albert Hall.

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Gavino: You're forgetting, I'm a brit and eat neither of those things.


Shh now, let the people who think that fatty and sweet are the only two real flavours enjoy their misconceptions about British food :)

They also like curry takeaways...

/or does Chicken Korma count as fatty AND sweet?


ridcullylives: That kinda scares me a bit.

So don't take 'em.

/has no fear of hallucinogens

Hunter7795: A giant enemy crab?

/Attack it's weak point for massive damage.
//obscure?
///Riiiiidge Racer!

God dammit, you beat me to it.

Crabs? In Albert Hall?

It's more likely than you think.

This makes a good fark writing assignment.
I took so many mushrooms that I .....BLANK.

Go farkers go.

I'll start, I took so many musrooms that I stabbed my mom in her foot with a mascara brush and shiat my pants.

FUHKING ANTI DRUG PROPOGANDA BULLSHEEEIIIT


mushrooms are the eucharist
the flesh of gawd

fuhk those who would come between you and the planet

doctorwormwood

wtf is with this article? where the hell did they find mushies that make you trip for two days? most I ever got out of em was a day.. and psychological disorders? odds are if you develop a "disorder" from something that ends in a few hours... you probably are alreeady farked up and have just found yerself a scapegoat.. mehmeh .. I took mushrooms.. feel sorry for me pleeeease .. I have a disorder nooow.. I neeed my disorder to get my pills.. ahhh morons.. making it difficult for smart people for eternity

I couldn't agree more. First off, someone saying they saw all that ish on mushrooms is the direct equivalent to a middle schooler having a sip of beer and "acting" drunk. You see things differently, but it's not like that. You may have seen patterns in the Albert Hall that made it LOOK like a crab in the same way you see a face in a cloud or something because those are the kinds of visuals you get off of it. Not acid trips, you get those by taking acid.

Secondly, worst case scenario for taking mushrooms is you go to the hospital and they sedate you so you pass out. It's more to protect yourself from yourself. You would have to eat like a half ounce before I would be worried, although I know people who did that and all of them graduated college, let's put it that way. We used to keep bottles with us in case we had a bad trip so we could just drink a bunch quick, throw up and black out. Problem solved.

Finally, these drugs are great and you will have some of the most intense discussions with people while on them. They are only illegal because people found out they were fun. I have yet to see anything that says they are any more dangerous than alcohol, except people don't take them every day.

/this reminds me....

darn , I was hoping it was Moyles

The mainstream fear of hallucinogens is among the greatest failures of the human race in the last century.