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(Starpulse) Spiffy ♫ If you wanna see my cooter / I'm givin' you the chance / Just pick up the new copy of Hustler / And see me with no pants ♫   (starpulse.com) divider line 50
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kblair4 [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:16:49 AM  
didn't Playboy or some other mag already publish these? or are they new ones?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:21:27 AM  
Umm, if these are the same pictures that were around when the Spice Girls were first around, everybody's seen them.

 
dickkead [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:49:39 AM  
Someone's gotta give subs props. +1

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:55:39 AM  
I had to click the link to figure out the tune, but I LOL'd. +1.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 01:19:13 PM  
Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

 
emocomputerjock 2008-03-26 01:19:44 PM  
I don't want to think about how badly those meatflaps have held up over the years.

 
Baelz 2008-03-26 01:19:51 PM  
I'll just save everyone the time and money wasted on getting Hustler, and post the picture here.

<img src="http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg">

 
Baelz 2008-03-26 01:20:26 PM  
www.nicegraphics.com

 
chaos731 2008-03-26 01:21:02 PM  
So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want.

I wanna (hup) I wanna (hup) I wanna (hup) I wanna (hup) I wanna really really really see them DIAF.

 
Crude 2008-03-26 01:23:24 PM  
Great!

Now, I'll have that awful song running through my head all day.

Damn you, subby. Damn you!

 
therecksays 2008-03-26 01:25:05 PM  
The 90's called with newd photos of Jerri Halliwell. Found 2008 didn't care.

 
northernpike 2008-03-26 01:28:11 PM  
+1 subby, even if my original reaction was "Neneh Cherry is naked in Hustler?"

/We always hang in a Buffalo Stance
//We do the dive every time we dance

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 01:32:11 PM  
If only there were some way to see these 20 year old nude pictures of Geri Halliwell for free. Hmmm....

 
Hateful 2008-03-26 01:34:21 PM  
+1 Subby... I LOL'D!!!
I'll be singing that tune all day!!

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-03-26 01:36:19 PM  
The fact that porn mags still exists offends me. Publish that shiat online. Death to mags.

 
Economypear 2008-03-26 01:38:04 PM  
Suicidal Writer: The fact that porn mags still exists offends me. Publish that shiat online. Death to mags.

you can't take a computer into a bathroom stall.

 
mg73 2008-03-26 01:39:21 PM  
Baelz: I'll just save everyone the time and money wasted on getting Hustler, and post the picture here.

<img src="http://www.nicegraphics.com/chow/Mannys/RoastBeef.jpg">


Isn't that pic upside-down?

 
mg73 2008-03-26 01:41:07 PM  
Economypear: Suicidal Writer: The fact that porn mags still exists offends me. Publish that shiat online. Death to mags.

you can't take a computer into a bathroom stall.


my blackberry works great in the stall

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-03-26 01:51:58 PM  
Sarcastica75: Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

How YOU doin'?

 
srhp29 2008-03-26 01:53:04 PM  
For everyone giving subby props...perhaps I would too if the replacement lyrics were able to be sung in place of the lyrics they are replacing while still keeping the rhythm...

actual song lyrics...

If you wanna be my lover/you gotta get with my friends/
Make it last forever/friendship never ends


Syllables per part (actual song-subby)...

8-8 (first part was fine)
7-6 (needed one more syllable)
6-10 (absolutely zero effort)
5-6 (needed on less syllable)

I don't mind (but actually enjoy) the song headlines when they get the rhythm, but this thing missed the mark by a long shot...Giving props here is just uncalled for though.

And yes, I had to look up the actual lyrics...Now that the song is stuck in my head, I had to vent.

 
Pxtl 2008-03-26 01:55:10 PM  
Sarcastica75: Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

Pics or it didn't happen.

 
srhp29 2008-03-26 01:55:16 PM  
I must add that the last segment actually can be pulled off with replacement lyrics...

going back to sleep now...

 
ImaChargin'MahLayzor! 2008-03-26 01:55:33 PM  
srhp29: For everyone giving subby props...perhaps I would too if the replacement lyrics were able to be sung in place of the lyrics they are replacing while still keeping the rhythm...

actual song lyrics...

If you wanna be my lover/you gotta get with my friends/
Make it last forever/friendship never ends

Syllables per part (actual song-subby)...

8-8 (first part was fine)
7-6 (needed one more syllable)
6-10 (absolutely zero effort)
5-6 (needed on less syllable)

I don't mind (but actually enjoy) the song headlines when they get the rhythm, but this thing missed the mark by a long shot...Giving props here is just uncalled for though.

And yes, I had to look up the actual lyrics...Now that the song is stuck in my head, I had to vent.


You'll get over it.

 
srhp29 2008-03-26 01:55:53 PM  
Sarcastica75

Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

Oscar De La Hoya? Is that you?

 
Macular Degenerate 2008-03-26 01:58:33 PM  
GIS for "nude Geri Halliwell" = tons of pics. This is news how?

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 02:02:54 PM  
Hehe, I needed the laughs.

/no pics.
//yet.
///dun dun duuuuun.

 
PsyLord 2008-03-26 02:08:38 PM  
Macular Degenerate: GIS for "nude Geri Halliwell" = tons of pics. This is news how?

It's not news... it's Fark.com

/obligatory

 
bottsicus 2008-03-26 02:10:49 PM  
Economypear : you can't take a computer into a bathroom stall.

Says you.

 
vdantev 2008-03-26 02:16:31 PM  
Would have been exciting 10 years ago before the tire got stretched around the wheel, if you know what I mean?

 
ebarus 2008-03-26 02:17:50 PM  
Ahem...

"You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your cooter?"

That is all.

 
mushroom belt 2008-03-26 02:35:34 PM  
I prefer the karaoke version in "Chicken Little" performed by that massive pig and Abby the ugly duck.

/Every opinion has value?

 
Zombie Hitler 2008-03-26 02:55:20 PM  
srhp29: For everyone giving subby props...perhaps I would too if the replacement lyrics were able to be sung in place of the lyrics they are replacing while still keeping the rhythm...

actual song lyrics...

If you wanna be my lover/you gotta get with my friends/
Make it last forever/friendship never ends

Syllables per part (actual song-subby)...

8-8 (first part was fine)
7-6 (needed one more syllable)
6-10 (absolutely zero effort)
5-6 (needed on less syllable)

I don't mind (but actually enjoy) the song headlines when they get the rhythm, but this thing missed the mark by a long shot...Giving props here is just uncalled for though.

And yes, I had to look up the actual lyrics...Now that the song is stuck in my head, I had to vent.


I've never been that bored.

 
solcofn [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 03:01:23 PM  
i2.photobucket.com

 
Tom_Slick [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 03:02:58 PM  
vdantev: Would have been exciting 10 years ago before the tire got stretched around the wheel, if you know what I mean?

Except that these pictures are from 15 years ago.

 
vdantev 2008-03-26 03:30:07 PM  
Tom_Slick: vdantev: Would have been exciting 10 years ago before the tire got stretched around the wheel, if you know what I mean?

Except that these pictures are from 15 years ago.


damn...... the tire got stretched earlier than I thought.

 
Iron Maiden 2008-03-26 03:34:40 PM  
+1 subby! I lol..ed

 
Nforest 2008-03-26 03:37:36 PM  
srhp29
For everyone giving subby props...perhaps I would too if the replacement lyrics were able to be sung in place of the lyrics they are replacing while still keeping the rhythm...

actual song lyrics...

If you wanna be my lover/you gotta get with my friends/
Make it last forever/friendship never ends

Syllables per part (actual song-subby)...

8-8 (first part was fine)
7-6 (needed one more syllable)
6-10 (absolutely zero effort)
5-6 (needed on less syllable)

I don't mind (but actually enjoy) the song headlines when they get the rhythm, but this thing missed the mark by a long shot...Giving props here is just uncalled for though.

And yes, I had to look up the actual lyrics...Now that the song is stuck in my head, I had to vent.



Uh just to let you know "I'm giving you the chance" has the same amount of syllables as "You gotta get with my friends" Friends is a one syllable word. http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php
Gotta also is only 1 syllable
And givin' or giving...is 2.
They both have 6.
So he only missed the one phrase in a big way, probably not the end of the world.
Maybe though.

 
ChrisPC 2008-03-26 03:39:54 PM  
Old news; she was a Page 3 Girl after all. I first saw these photos back when I was 18. They were pretty nice, from what I remember.

 
mooseyfate 2008-03-26 04:00:48 PM  
Sarcastica75: Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

Well, I gotta hand it to you. You simultaneous committed the perfect threadjack, the perfect attention whore, and probably Farked your own profile. That being said, EIP.

/not really, but it can be
//just give the word
///Also, was I the only one hoping it was going to be Baby Spice?

 
WarningMayContainPeanuts 2008-03-26 04:01:10 PM  
DO WANT. However, I could never bring myself to buy a Hustler.

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 04:17:39 PM  
WarningMayContainPeanuts: DO WANT. However, I could never bring myself to buy a Hustler.

GIS.
Seriously, these pictures are ludicrously easy to find.

 
charlief1975 2008-03-26 04:56:13 PM  
I'm on GIS and it's killing me that I can't find them.

 
Derwood 2008-03-26 05:52:11 PM  
since when is Hustler doing anything but Asian Anal Fisting pictorials?

 
izzman [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 06:13:51 PM  
old news, this pics have been floating around on the net for YEARS

link (pops, NSFW)

 
pfelon 2008-03-26 06:16:40 PM  
Haven't mentioned the layout she did for Snowroll Magazine (new window)

 
Kodiak Attack 2008-03-26 07:05:18 PM  
srhp29: Sarcastica75

Sigh... I remember the first time I posed in just fishnet stockings...

Oscar De La Hoya? Is that you?


ahahaha WIN.

 
pentachris 2008-03-26 07:39:53 PM  
I have no idea what song the headline is supposed to parody, even after clicking the link and knowing who it's talking about.

What I can't get out of my head now is

If you want to destroy my sweater
(whoa - a - whoa - whoa)...

 
elvindeath 2008-03-26 08:18:09 PM  
I was kind of hoping it was going to be Kate Beckinsale.

 
drredhook 2008-03-26 08:48:13 PM  
Nforest:
Gotta also is only 1 syllable


Gotta is one syllable? What retard school did you go to?

 
Frank Ricard 2008-03-27 11:37:29 AM  
can't wait to see me some of that roast beef...

img213.imageshack.us

 
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