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(Uncut) Obvious First review of Scarlett Johansson's new Tom Waits covers album. Nutshell: It's not awful, and she's hot   (uncut.co.uk) divider line 28
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WolfinPHX 2008-03-26 06:37:50 AM  
TTIUWP

 
WolfinPHX 2008-03-26 06:42:33 AM  
I've heard her cover of "Summertime", she can sing. Doesn't sound like much post-production either.

 
Cosmk [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 08:26:25 AM  
This is relevant to my interests.

I gotta admit, though, I'm having a hard time imagining her singing I Don't Wanna Grow Up.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 08:36:00 AM  
WolfinPHX: TTIUWP

www.chinadaily.com.cn

 
BullsHitter [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 08:55:16 AM  
FTFA: There's an abiding memory of her in a pink wig singing karaoke to The Pretenders' "Bass In Pocket"

No, Scarlett, that's not a bass in my pocket. I'm THAT happy to see you.

 
kungfu jesus with a side of lime 2008-03-26 09:10:46 AM  
ThatGuyGreg: WolfinPHX: TTIUWP

this is why i came.... to this thread... I mean...

/her pictures make my boxers fit funny

 
Goonie_Goo_Goo 2008-03-26 09:29:39 AM  
Scarlett sings "Summertime." (new window)

There's something classic about her voice...

 
Siamese Bream [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 09:41:43 AM  
Damn, "Summertime" is much better than I was expecting. This increases her rating on the Eisenstein-Nouvelle scale of hotness considerably. Since she was already near enough a 10, the scale may have to be reassessed.

 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 09:46:14 AM  
Siamese Bream: Since she was already near enough a 10, the scale may have to be reassessed.

It's logarithmic - don't sweat it.

 
tatum 2008-03-26 09:53:26 AM  
Haven't heard her sing, but I can already see one downside here: Sooner or later I'm gonna be listening to some Waits and someone will ask, "Who's that lousy singer wrecking that Scarlett Johansson song?"
Then I have to dig another hole. Hopefully I can remember that good spot where the JJ Cale ignoramus is planted.

 
LostSaidDocument 2008-03-26 09:58:26 AM  
MUST . . . FERTILIZE!*
*robot voice

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:08:59 AM  
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Daemon Spooler [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 10:50:15 AM  
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iron_city_ap 2008-03-26 11:51:27 AM  
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Whoops. Wrong Johanson.

 
ranfour 2008-03-26 11:55:26 AM  
iron_city_ap: Whoops. Wrong Johanson.

Wow, Jake has REALLY let himself go...

 
iron_city_ap 2008-03-26 12:00:54 PM  
One of the funniest clips I've ever seen on her show. Could possibly be NSFW Link (new window)

Took me a second to catch on, but once I did, it just made it twice as funny.

/now back to the hot one

 
Pasty White Angst 2008-03-26 12:40:53 PM  
Awesome. So you DO look, after all.

 
Millzners 2008-03-26 12:44:55 PM  

No Eggs and Sausage?

FAIL

 
Slu 2008-03-26 01:11:11 PM  
1. I think she is the hottest chick on the planet.

2. There are not enough pics in this thread.

3. I was very pleasantly surprise by the link to Summertime above. He voice sounds great and I will definitely be checking out the new record. Although I am partial to both her and this style of music.

4. There are not enough pics in this thread.

 
eeviewontwakeup [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 02:05:34 PM  
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SuperCatBarf [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 02:12:26 PM  
"Bass in Pocket"

 
Axiomatic 2008-03-26 05:18:22 PM  
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Seriously guys.... BASS?!?!?

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 06:20:03 PM  
Do you think Scarlett would be impressed by my extensive collection of live Tom Waits bootlegs? Hmmm... this could be my big chance!

I'm gonna go write her a letter right now...

 
shubai33 [TotalFark] 2008-03-26 06:29:10 PM  
peachpicker: I'm gonna go write her a letter letter #6,748 right now...

FTFY

 
IgnatiusJReilly 2008-03-26 07:00:50 PM  
This Thread useless without pictures?

Seems like an odd request but okay.

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BonesJackson 2008-03-26 08:23:31 PM  
IgnatiusJReilly: Seems like an odd request but okay.

I love this picture of Waits:

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Let's not stop with the Scarlett though.

 
frozencopper 2008-03-27 02:42:00 AM  
well, she can't possibly sing any worse than...Waits himself. God, between him and Bob Dylan I cant believe that everyone in the world cant get a recording contract

 
Uncle_Slacker 2008-03-28 12:14:07 AM  
Clap hands, clap hands, clap hands, clap hands
Clap hands, clap hands, clap hands, clap hands
Clap hands, clap hands, clap hands, clap hands

/nobody's sure where Mr. Knickerbockers at

 
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