Mister.. Hmm..well...she does sort of look like a man. Did anyone else wonder why he couldn't get a better woman? At least one with all first-generation parts?
/Maybe it was the leg that turned her evil, ala Idle Hands
//I should go to sleep now
///why isn't this music? I mean, it could go either way but it is about a song

There's some other kind of rectum?

/Ha, her smell it

Why did it have to be Lennon?

I remember cringing when he married her sans prenup.

A Calcine Rump Try?

/ala Monterrey, my dear Watson

A Scrape Curl Minty?

Macca ?! That's just stoopid.

/Madge. Lorry. Loo.

A Cynical Sperm Rut

A Scarcity Men Purl

A Larcenist Cum Pry

A Clarinet Crys Ump

A Calmer Spicy Runt

A Mescal Curry Pint

A Camel's Pricy Turn

A Larceny Sic Trump

/A Lemon Tree, my dear Watson.

Mislabel Me Try?

Hath Smellier?

A Hellish Term

A Hither Smell

A Hermit Shell

Harem Hell Tis

Her Meat Hills

/Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson

Hidden messages buried within Paul McCartney's music? You don't say...

Did you know that if you play "Yesterday" backwards it farks up your needle?

Bave Barry unavailable for comment.

Submitter:McCartney fans say his latest album contains hidden jibes at Heather Mills, because "Mister Bellamy" is an anagram of "Mills Betray Me." In other news, Sir Paul McCartney is an anagram of "Crispy Anal Rectum"

I call shenanigans, Paul McCartney doesn't have fans.

You all do know Paul is dead, right?

Would like a word

Crewmannumber6: Dave Barry unavailable for comment.

FTFY.

/and what I came in here to say

And if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a nice tofu recipe

/or something like that

Sloth-Man: Would like a word

This.

Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'.

"Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'."

or Track 6 "Raspberry Ripple"

Died egg long log

Headline of the year candidate +1

FTA

He said: "Who is Mr Bellamy? Well, I never know who these people are. Who is Chuck and Dave from 'When I'm 64'? Who is Eleanor Rigby? Who is Desmond and Molly from 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da'? I don't know, I just make them up."

With grammar like that, Paul might have been trying to call it Mills Betray Me, but spelled it wrong.

I'm sick of both of them. We get enough of this crap with Brit-brit

Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat secretly traded identities years ago. The real Richard Starkey died in 2004, while Arafat continues to live in quiet, happy anonymity pretending to be Starr.

Anal Cum Cry Priest

northernpike: FTA

He said: "Who is Mr Bellamy? Well, I never know who these people are. Who is Chuck and Dave from 'When I'm 64'? Who is Eleanor Rigby? Who is Desmond and Molly from 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da'? I don't know, I just make them up."

With grammar like that, Paul might have been trying to call it Mills Betray Me, but spelled it wrong.

You forgot Vera.

juju eyeball?

costas: Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'.

Win.

Bob Down: There's some other kind of rectum?

Oh, there's all sorts of rectums.

Rectum damn near killed em: Bob Down: There's some other kind of rectum?

Oh, there's all sorts of rectums.

Damn near killed 'em, too.

Anyone who'd believe this hasn't heard McCartney's last few albums. He's lost it. I don't think he has enough songwriting talent left to do anything like that.

He was saying "cranberry sauce."

Jeremy Irons.

28IF

Anagrams. So very clever.

"Gave sorry ass man love"

(+ some other letters)

The album title, Memory Almost Full, is an anagram for "For my soulmate LLM".

Paul loves this kind of stuff. He knows it helps with album sales, and it makes him seem clever.

Just posting to support the use of the words "crispy anal rectum" in a headline.

!daed si luaP

JJ Money: Headline of the year candidate +1

agreed

My first thought was Francis Bellamy, father of the Pledge of Allegiance...who preferred the Pledge be recited with a salute that was later replaced due to its coincidental similarity to the Hitler salute.

JeffTL: My first thought was Francis Bellamy, father of the Pledge of Allegiance...who preferred the Pledge be recited with a salute that was later replaced due to its coincidental similarity to the Hitler salute.

Coincidental similarity?

No way.
In this day of moral equivalence the similarity PROVES beyond a doubt that the two things are EXACTLY THE SAME~!