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(Metro) Unlikely McCartney fans say his latest album contains hidden jibes at Heather Mills, because "Mister Bellamy" is an anagram of "Mills Betray Me." In other news, Sir Paul McCartney is an anagram of "Crispy Anal Rectum"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 46
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dudemanbro [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 03:35:17 AM  
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Miss Misery 2008-03-25 03:38:01 AM  
Mister.. Hmm..well...she does sort of look like a man. Did anyone else wonder why he couldn't get a better woman? At least one with all first-generation parts?
/Maybe it was the leg that turned her evil, ala Idle Hands
//I should go to sleep now
///why isn't this music? I mean, it could go either way but it is about a song

 
Bob Down 2008-03-25 03:42:04 AM  
There's some other kind of rectum?

/Ha, her smell it

 
eyehate [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 03:47:57 AM  
Why did it have to be Lennon?

 
supichoo [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 03:54:25 AM  
I remember cringing when he married her sans prenup.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-25 05:44:45 AM  
A Calcine Rump Try?

/ala Monterrey, my dear Watson

 
Malinki 2008-03-25 05:46:13 AM  
A Scrape Curl Minty?

 
Life_is_a_carnivore 2008-03-25 05:52:13 AM  
Macca ?! That's just stoopid.

/Madge. Lorry. Loo.

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-25 05:53:56 AM  
A Cynical Sperm Rut

A Scarcity Men Purl

A Larcenist Cum Pry

A Clarinet Crys Ump

A Calmer Spicy Runt

A Mescal Curry Pint

A Camel's Pricy Turn

A Larceny Sic Trump

/A Lemon Tree, my dear Watson.

 
Malinki 2008-03-25 05:54:55 AM  
Mislabel Me Try?

 
Malinki 2008-03-25 05:56:01 AM  
Hath Smellier?

 
wowzer97pooh 2008-03-25 06:01:59 AM  
A Hellish Term

A Hither Smell

A Hermit Shell

Harem Hell Tis

Her Meat Hills

/Yellow manta ray, my dear Watson

 
MikeXpop 2008-03-25 06:41:47 AM  
Hidden messages buried within Paul McCartney's music? You don't say...

upload.wikimedia.org

 
0Icky0 2008-03-25 07:50:27 AM  
Did you know that if you play "Yesterday" backwards it farks up your needle?

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-03-25 08:17:24 AM  
Bave Barry unavailable for comment.

 
ProdigalSigh 2008-03-25 08:25:26 AM  
Submitter:McCartney fans say his latest album contains hidden jibes at Heather Mills, because "Mister Bellamy" is an anagram of "Mills Betray Me." In other news, Sir Paul McCartney is an anagram of "Crispy Anal Rectum"

I call shenanigans, Paul McCartney doesn't have fans.

 
Krymson Tyde 2008-03-25 08:35:12 AM  
You all do know Paul is dead, right?

 
Sloth-Man 2008-03-25 08:51:36 AM  
www.gigwise.com
Would like a word

 
dstanley 2008-03-25 08:59:32 AM  
Crewmannumber6: Dave Barry unavailable for comment.

FTFY.

/and what I came in here to say

 
Scurvy Dog 2008-03-25 09:16:00 AM  
And if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a nice tofu recipe

/or something like that

 
ragnarqk 2008-03-25 09:34:06 AM  
Sloth-Man: Would like a word

This.

 
costas 2008-03-25 09:45:01 AM  
Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'.

 
Gordinho 2008-03-25 09:53:56 AM  
"Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'."

or Track 6 "Raspberry Ripple"

 
vernonFL [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 09:54:14 AM  
Died egg long log

 
JJ Money 2008-03-25 10:19:21 AM  
Headline of the year candidate +1

 
northernpike 2008-03-25 10:26:33 AM  
FTA

He said: "Who is Mr Bellamy? Well, I never know who these people are. Who is Chuck and Dave from 'When I'm 64'? Who is Eleanor Rigby? Who is Desmond and Molly from 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da'? I don't know, I just make them up."

With grammar like that, Paul might have been trying to call it Mills Betray Me, but spelled it wrong.

 
crazywisdom_uk 2008-03-25 10:31:00 AM  
I'm sick of both of them. We get enough of this crap with Brit-brit

 
dryknife 2008-03-25 10:43:46 AM  
Ringo Starr and Yasser Arafat secretly traded identities years ago. The real Richard Starkey died in 2004, while Arafat continues to live in quiet, happy anonymity pretending to be Starr.

 
mandrsn1 2008-03-25 11:09:55 AM  
Anal Cum Cry Priest

 
Crewmannumber6 2008-03-25 11:17:10 AM  
northernpike: FTA

He said: "Who is Mr Bellamy? Well, I never know who these people are. Who is Chuck and Dave from 'When I'm 64'? Who is Eleanor Rigby? Who is Desmond and Molly from 'Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da'? I don't know, I just make them up."

With grammar like that, Paul might have been trying to call it Mills Betray Me, but spelled it wrong.


You forgot Vera.

 
TheNewJesus 2008-03-25 11:19:15 AM  
juju eyeball?

 
Ilmarinen 2008-03-25 11:24:44 AM  
costas: Ah yes, that would also explain track 5 on the album, 'Stupid Greedy Gold-Digging Cnut'.

Win.

 
kregh99 2008-03-25 11:54:49 AM  
www.iwatchstuff.com

I'll take anal bum covers for five hundred.

 
Rectum damn near killed em 2008-03-25 11:55:13 AM  
Bob Down: There's some other kind of rectum?

Oh, there's all sorts of rectums.

 
KhamanV 2008-03-25 01:01:37 PM  
Rectum damn near killed em: Bob Down: There's some other kind of rectum?

Oh, there's all sorts of rectums.


Damn near killed 'em, too.

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 03:03:28 PM  
Anyone who'd believe this hasn't heard McCartney's last few albums. He's lost it. I don't think he has enough songwriting talent left to do anything like that.

 
Martstar 2008-03-25 03:12:05 PM  
He was saying "cranberry sauce."

 
em etib 2008-03-25 04:44:57 PM  
Jeremy Irons.

 
Fraggler [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 04:58:17 PM  
28IF

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-03-25 05:25:33 PM  
Anagrams. So very clever.

"Gave sorry ass man love"

(+ some other letters)

 
Glenechocreek 2008-03-25 06:29:19 PM  
The album title, Memory Almost Full, is an anagram for "For my soulmate LLM".

Paul loves this kind of stuff. He knows it helps with album sales, and it makes him seem clever.

 
Hector Remarkable 2008-03-25 07:40:17 PM  
Just posting to support the use of the words "crispy anal rectum" in a headline.

 
HighOnCraic 2008-03-25 08:01:08 PM  
!daed si luaP

 
DPWbrc 2008-03-25 09:01:20 PM  
JJ Money: Headline of the year candidate +1

agreed

 
JeffTL 2008-03-25 09:56:19 PM  
My first thought was Francis Bellamy, father of the Pledge of Allegiance...who preferred the Pledge be recited with a salute that was later replaced due to its coincidental similarity to the Hitler salute.

 
NYZooMan 2008-03-25 11:05:50 PM  
JeffTL: My first thought was Francis Bellamy, father of the Pledge of Allegiance...who preferred the Pledge be recited with a salute that was later replaced due to its coincidental similarity to the Hitler salute.

Coincidental similarity?

No way.
In this day of moral equivalence the similarity PROVES beyond a doubt that the two things are EXACTLY THE SAME~!

 
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