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(AP) Asinine Lesser members of The Beach Boys settle multi-million-dollar suit over which one of them is least fit to carry Brian Wilson's jock   (recordonline.com) divider line 25
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Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 12:12:17 AM  
Those jerks forever ruined the Beach Boys name with that horror "Kokomo." They deserve nothing.

 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 12:47:43 AM  
Mike Love is very little more than a self righteous little biatch.

A few years ago, he was complaining that they did over 200 shows in one year. So Mikey, how, much, money, did you make?
Nobody was holding a gun to your head.

Better make that money now, because in ten years, you'll be lucky if you can GIVE Beach Boys tickets away.

I always found it funny, that none of them actually surfed, and one actually drowned.

 
blick [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 02:07:25 AM  
TommyymmoT: Mike Love is very little more than a self righteous little biatch.

A few years ago, he was complaining that they did over 200 shows in one year. So Mikey, how, much, money, did you make?
Nobody was holding a gun to your head.

Better make that money now, because in ten years, you'll be lucky if you can GIVE Beach Boys tickets away.

I always found it funny, that none of them actually surfed, and one actually drowned.


the one that drowned, dennis wilson, actually surfed and was probably the most musically talented composer asides from brian in the band.

brian tours now with his own band, and does pet sounds and smile live. it's a fantastic show.

 
hbk72777 2008-03-24 03:18:43 AM  
TommyymmoT: I always found it funny, that none of them actually surfed, and one actually drowned.

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Yeah. but then again, none of these men had bad hearts

 
DrBenway [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 03:26:45 AM  
Is it just me, or is Mike Love the world's most powerful vacuum cleaner of suck ever known?

 
OldManDownDRoad 2008-03-24 08:28:07 AM  
Confabulat: Those jerks forever ruined the Beach Boys name with that horror "Kokomo." They deserve nothing.

Strong men have been known to weep when they read the Billboard charts and realize that "Kokomo" was the most commercially successful Beach Boy song.


DrBenway: Is it just me, or is Mike Love the world's most powerful vacuum cleaner of suck ever known?

The guy should get down on his knees and thank whatever gods may be for what has to be the longest free ride in history.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 08:45:35 AM  
DrBenway: Is it just me, or is Mike Love the world's most powerful vacuum cleaner of suck ever known?

I came to say something like this. You said it better. Thanks

 
urethra_franklin 2008-03-24 09:06:40 AM  
Now, I am not here to defend Mike Love, the douchebag doesn't deserve the free ride. In all fairness however, the steaming heap of crap that is Kokomo was actually written by Papa John Phillips.

 
LarrytheBlueOkie 2008-03-24 09:44:13 AM  
fark Mike Love...with a surfboard.

 
irockalot 2008-03-24 10:15:31 AM  
I just came here to say that i like Mike Love a lot and think he was an intricate part of the band.... Just kidding, he's a giant douche.

 
carmody 2008-03-24 11:45:19 AM  
Mike Love. Just an asshole.

 
heavymetal [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 11:57:45 AM  
The Beach Boys today are like the Village People. The audience really doesn't care who the members are and if they are original members at all. The audience just cares that the people who take the stage sing the songs they remember in tune and dress the part.

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-03-24 12:45:11 PM  
To best illustrate the difference between Mike Love and Brian Wilson, consider their responses to the Hurricane Katrina tragedy:

Brian Wilson offered to personally call anyone who made a contribution over a certain number (I believe it was $100) and match the donation. If you donated to the relief effort using Wilson's website, within a few hours your phone would be ringing and you'd be talking to the man who wrote Pet Sounds.

Mike Love, on the other hand, sued Brian Wilson for using the Beach Boys name to promote relief efforts.

So, bottom line here, and Brian Wilson is too polite to say it: motherf*ck a Mike Love.

 
Maechyll 2008-03-24 12:46:49 PM  
+1 headline.

Yeah, Mike Love is an arrogant douche.

/Who would have thought that Brain would outlive Dennis and Carl?
//Not me.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-03-24 12:52:54 PM  
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Slu 2008-03-24 02:45:32 PM  
I tried my damnedest to get into Pet Sounds and the recent Smile, but I just couldn't do it. Perhaps that is whoosh sound I hear it is going over my head?

 
Already Disturbed 2008-03-24 02:45:45 PM  
So now both can not fark with the formula?

 
Maechyll 2008-03-24 03:08:51 PM  
Already Disturbed: So now both can not fark with the formula?

Nah, not necessarily. Different tastes.

 
Maechyll 2008-03-24 03:09:26 PM  
Maechyll: Nah, not necessarily. Different tastes.

That was for Slu.

 
dugitman [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 04:27:11 PM  
Slu: I tried my damnedest to get into Pet Sounds and the recent Smile, but I just couldn't do it. Perhaps that is whoosh sound I hear it is going over my head?

Don't sweat it. A lot of great music has been made since he composed that album. I have the Pet Sounds Box Set and i do love the album. I like Smile too but the draw to that album was building up for years as the Unreleased Opus! of Wilson. It just HAD to be totally awesome. Pet Sounds was innovative in its time and influential for many pop artists. That's not to say you have to like it. Just nod and smile when you hear a couple hipsters slobbering all over Brian and the albums. Then tell them you prefer the more guitar oriented "#1 Album" and "Radio City" by Big Star.

 
dugitman [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 04:32:59 PM  
They now make a great-valued combo CD of those 2 albums, btw.

 
dugitman [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 04:42:06 PM  
And it is titled "#1 Record"

/I suck at hipster elitism

 
LL Bean J 2008-03-24 05:38:06 PM  
It ain't the Beach Boys without Carl. He is missed.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-03-24 07:16:40 PM  
The vocals on "God Only Knows" always give me goosebumps. The Beach Boys were always Brian, Carl, and Dennis. Mike and Al----could have been any two marginally talented guys.

 
the_knutsens 2008-03-25 11:49:12 PM  
"You'll never hear surf music again." - Jimi Hendrix

/would pay for that to be true.

 
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