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(Daily Mail) Interesting Why gorgeous women are happiest with average-looking guys   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 982
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Vyvyan Basterd [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 09:32:58 PM  
Now if only I could convince the gorgeous women around me that this was true...


/below-average looks, sadly.

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 09:33:55 PM  
Because once us schlumps actually get a beautiful woman in the bed, we work a lot harder to please them than the pretty boys do.

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-23 09:42:06 PM  
I seem to be a recipient subject of those posed by your question.
So I'm getting a kick of this.
I have no answer. I'm too busy wallowing in my own happiness.

 
space_cadet_28 2008-03-23 09:47:46 PM  
Because looks aren't women's first concern.

 
angryjd 2008-03-23 10:01:13 PM  
I could make all of these women happy. Over and over again.

 
elysive 2008-03-23 10:18:28 PM  
Super attractive men are assholes.

 
smyr2001 2008-03-23 10:29:19 PM  
space_cadet_28: Because looks aren't women's first concern.

Are you female? If so, will you marry me? Sounds like you're my only shot.

 
baka-san [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 10:32:29 PM  
And all the examples in the article are of rich dudes. Not us normal butt ugly guys

 
cazman 2008-03-23 10:41:16 PM  
OK, where's the home schooled hag with the white teeth?

 
dumbandilikeit [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 10:44:57 PM  
Gulper Eel: Because once us schlumps actually get a beautiful woman in the bed, we work a lot harder to please them than the pretty boys do.

This was how my long term relationship started. But then it did evolve into the normal can we make it work. We have thus far. 7+ years.

 
Yanks_RSJ 2008-03-23 10:49:45 PM  
space_cadet_28: Because looks aren't women's first concern.

Women be shoppin!

 
Cyxneo 2008-03-23 10:50:06 PM  
I'd post a comment in this thread, but I gotta go to the gym in 26 minutes

 
mycathatesyou 2008-03-23 10:51:29 PM  
The question is, why do average guys think they deserve super attractive women?

I know several middle aged men who could never find the right woman to marry because the ones they wanted are always out of their league.

 
h to the 'ojo 2008-03-23 10:51:44 PM  
A super-attractive man is happier with many different good looking women, than he is with one gorgeous one

 
ZzeusS 2008-03-23 10:52:08 PM  
Jesus Mike Douglas looks like hell!

I've found that in the middle age bracket, you can find some fine women that get tired of the chumps that think they are still in high school.

The little girls that like the high school type guys get what they deserve. Doesn't matter if they are both 32. You both want to be players, have fun breaking up every three months.

 
Shaggy_C 2008-03-23 10:53:30 PM  
Guys are happier with hot wives? Who would have thought?!

Plainness is an absolute deal-breaker. If you have to 'settle' for someone to marry, you're in for a lifetime of disappointment.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 10:53:50 PM  
Gulper Eel: Because once us schlumps actually get a beautiful woman in the bed, we work a lot harder to please them than the pretty boys do.

This.

Conceited men are really rotten lays....

 
rabidarmadillo24 2008-03-23 10:53:58 PM  
Looks like I have a new angle for scoring some hot tail. Nice! Thus far my only move is alcohol, and lots of it.

 
Jubeebee 2008-03-23 10:53:58 PM  
Helloooooo ladies!

/average on a good day

 
Rodeodoc 2008-03-23 10:54:43 PM  
Gulper Eel: Because once us schlumps actually get a beautiful woman in the bed, we work a lot harder to please them than the pretty boys do.

This. And because the pretty boys spend more time looking in the mirror at themselves than they do looking after their woman.

Proud to be average.

elysive: Super attractive men are assholes.

I am not.

space_cadet_28: Because looks aren't women's first concern.

They always check the wallet first.

 
Jedekai 2008-03-23 10:55:13 PM  
One of my friends is a girl who used to be a model, and she gets along with me better than her girl-friend-type-things.

I totally believe that we try harder, work harder and above and beyond all else know what we have, IMO.

(That and the pretty guys normally make passes and, generally, are being womanizing jerks thinking they'll get away with it - until they see the rougher looking guy with the Slayer shirt on walking towards them. Then they act like they didn't know what they were doing. Nine times out of ten I don't even say anything, they just walk away or start apologizing. Intimidation and defiance beat an assault charge any day of the week.)

 
Do_Not_Want 2008-03-23 10:55:26 PM  
Oh come on guys, I'm sure you're not all that bad looking!

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 10:55:29 PM  
i dont need to read the article to know the answer.

im 26.

havent had a gf.

once i do, if i do, i know i will work alot damn harder than any average person my age who has had 13 girlfriends.

i will appreciate everything more. i may not know what to do, and ill mess up more, naturally, as i have less experience. but i will be so much more appreciative, and wont take anything for granted.

she will feel loved, because she will be.

also, i will put up with alot more shiat than most experienced guys would.

 
555-FILK 2008-03-23 10:56:01 PM  
elysive: Super attractive men are assholes.



And usually suck in the sack.

 
Descartes 2008-03-23 10:56:04 PM  
Smitty: Why gorgeous women are happiest with average-looking guys

I always assumed it was my huge investment portfolio.

 
DontMakeMeComeBackThere 2008-03-23 10:56:04 PM  
elysive: Super attractive men are assholes.

Done.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-03-23 10:56:05 PM  
It must be because our behemoth penis make up for our less than stellar looks.

atleast that's what my penis tells me...

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 10:56:15 PM  
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street.

 
Smiths 2008-03-23 10:56:23 PM  
cue MSL to a thread made for her....

 
skinink 2008-03-23 10:56:34 PM  

Um, what's wrong with Danny Deckchair going out with Sienna Miller? And wasn't it Jude Law (Mr Looks) and Sienna who were cheating on each other in the first place?


Rhys Ifans is a pretty good catch for her, because he's a great actor and seems like a good person.


 
crazyeddie 2008-03-23 10:57:46 PM  
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife

So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

 
cabritosaurio 2008-03-23 10:58:13 PM  
Jedekai: One of my friends is a girl who used to be a model, and she gets along with me better than her girl-friend-type-things.

I totally believe that we try harder, work harder and above and beyond all else know what we have, IMO.

(That and the pretty guys normally make passes and, generally, are being womanizing jerks thinking they'll get away with it - until they see the rougher looking guy with the Slayer shirt on walking towards them. Then they act like they didn't know what they were doing. Nine times out of ten I don't even say anything, they just walk away or start apologizing. Intimidation and defiance beat an assault charge any day of the week.)


It better be old Slayer...


I keed...I keed

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-03-23 10:58:51 PM  
Ghastly: Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street.

They say that looks don't count for much and so there goes your proof.

 
Neesie 2008-03-23 10:59:01 PM  
Shaggy_C: Guys are happier with hot wives? Who would have thought?!

Plainness is an absolute deal-breaker. If you have to 'settle' for someone to marry, you're in for a lifetime of disappointment.


So women are supposed to settle for "plain"? :)

Personally (as a female), looks were never that important. Even in high school, I preferred guys who weren't the hottest. They tended to be jerks. I know many happy couples in which either the man or woman is "plainer" than the other. It has nothing to do with settling - it's looking at more than the outer package. (like a man with a great sense of humor is super-hot).

 
thalidomide new and improved 2008-03-23 10:59:15 PM  
97% of the really good looking guys are really just interested in buggering other really good looking guys.

most hetero good looking guys aren't AWESOME looking, they're just pretty good looking.

I'm pretty good looking. I'm not awesome looking, but I'm pretty good looking. I work out, and I try to take care of myself.

my wife's a stone cold fox. but she's borderline frigid, so that's god's ultimate irony.

 
calufrax 2008-03-23 10:59:26 PM  
What I'd do if I had a million dollars?

Two chicks at the same time...

 
xdedd 2008-03-23 10:59:31 PM  
Because they suck in bed and average-looking guys don't know the difference?

 
another_lurker 2008-03-23 10:59:38 PM  
This man needs to learn how to tie a tie so that he doesn't look like a slob.

img.dailymail.co.uk

baka-san: And all the examples in the article are of rich dudes. Not us normal butt ugly guys

I agree.

 
docilej 2008-03-23 10:59:43 PM  
NeuroticRocker: Whatever you do, don't marry your "first" girlfriend!! When I was your age I was in the same boat as you. Then I met my "first" girlfriend...married her, and have been suffering ever since. No wife/no problems.

 
karendotcom 2008-03-23 10:59:54 PM  
Shaggy_C: Guys are happier with hot wives? Who would have thought?!

Plainness is an absolute deal-breaker. If you have to 'settle' for someone to marry, you're in for a lifetime of disappointment.


So, how's the "real woman" working out?

 
artthehypnotist 2008-03-23 11:00:06 PM  
I am an average looking guy, and I am getting a kick out of these comments...

/call me!

 
ace in your face 2008-03-23 11:00:32 PM  
elysive: Super attractive men are assholes.

THIS. a million times over.

 
TheJoe03 [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 11:01:18 PM  
Hell yeah, this article gives this average lookin shmoe some hope in life!

 
Lt Shiny Sides [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 11:01:23 PM  
that's cute

 
fatassbastard [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 11:01:24 PM  
For every hot chick there's a guy who's tired of farking her.

/oblig.

 
Jose628 2008-03-23 11:01:26 PM  
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Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-03-23 11:01:27 PM  
Rodeodoc
space_cadet_28: Because looks aren't women's first concern.

They always check the wallet penis first.


FTFY

 
TastyEloi 2008-03-23 11:01:40 PM  
mycathatesyou: The question is, why do average guys think they deserve super attractive women?

I know several middle aged men who could never find the right woman to marry because the ones they wanted are always out of their league.


The few exceptions you mentioned hardly make the rule. Most average guys don't think they deserve a super attractive woman. Most average guys would simply like to date or marry an attractive woman, and few guys are going to avoid marriage just because they can't marry a model.

A more interesting question is why so many average women think they deserve a man who's tall, and wealthy, and well-educated, and...

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 11:02:22 PM  
heres my stance on looks:

looks are tied directly to their personality.

there can be a gorgeous girl with a heart of gold (rare). i may thing "god damn. she is smokin" and when i walk up to her and go "hey" and she sneers and goes "get away from me you loser" i suddenly think shes as ugly as dried vomit on a white carpet.

however, there can be a girl anywhere from ugly to so-so looking. and if shes a sweetheart, i will become attracted to her. its been so long since ive been kissed or held hands let alone gotten pussay, that sex isnt even something i concern myself with. id rather have affection, but right now, i dont expect or look for anything. so just her being nice is a turn-on because the girls ive been around have been pretty shiatty.

ugly heart=ugly face.

furthermore, there is a HUGE difference between being hot and being beautiful.

britney spears and paris hilton are hot. but they arent beautiful.

hot has a sexual implication. i dont want to fark or even see the above people naked. but im just saying hot generally equates to ugly, IMO.

i know alot of girls who are gorgeous, but arent beautiful.

i dont want to date hot people.

beautiful girls are the ones who make my heart skip a beat. hot ones are the ones who makes my eyes twitch.

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 11:02:43 PM  
elysive: Super attractive men are assholes.

555-FILK
And usually suck in the sack.

I've had my sack sucked in but it was REALLY cold water in that pool.

 
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