Should I assume that because this story was on the internet, everything this guy says is true?

man, who did this guy piss off? =/

just kat: man, who did this guy piss off? =/

He's an independent contractor.

thamike: He's an

New keyboard, plz

/wish I could +1 your post

thamike: He's an independent contractor.

???

He lives in Oregon. Serves him right.

This is really good to know.

Oh Dredford, I miss you much.

eqtworld: That is a hell of a thing. In five minutes you can really fark over someone you don't like.

I think I am going be able to cross a few people off my revenge list using this.

*off to untraceable IP address*

make sure to use 7 proxies

queezyweezel: ???
If you've ever needed work done on your house, you either know what I'm talking about or you've been very lucky.

Someone put the address of the FarkTV production studios on Craigslist.

"They honestly thought that because it appeared on the Internet they could say that they thought it was true in hopes of having a legitimate defence to profit by my loss."

Somehow I think that's more accurate.

Lt Shiny Sides: This is really good to know.

Lt Shiny Sides is my love slave. She slathers me up in olive oil and we play jabba the hut/princess leia slave games every other wednesday night, then she plays the banjo to lull me to sleep and spends the next day walking funny. Because this is on the internet, it must be true.

/not true.

I think I probably would've shot them.

Weaver95: Lt Shiny Sides is my love slave. She slathers me up in olive oil and we play jabba the hut/princess leia slave games every other wednesday night, then she plays the banjo to lull me to sleep and spends the next day walking funny. Because this is on the internet, it must be true.

That's obviously fake. I haven't even seen Star Wars.

It pisses me off that these idiots all tried to show the guy printouts like that would change things. How great would it be if he just opened fire on them for stealing his property.

Burn you bastards, burn!!!!

Man, they fell for the "everybody steal my stuff" Craigslist ad? That prank's so old.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2809871

This is sort of a repeat, this same thing happened to a woman near Portland... Sounds like the sort of thing that just begs copycats.


/What's the craigslister's FARK login?

Lt Shiny Sides: Weaver95: Lt Shiny Sides is my love slave. She slathers me up in olive oil and we play jabba the hut/princess leia slave games every other wednesday night, then she plays the banjo to lull me to sleep and spends the next day walking funny. Because this is on the internet, it must be true.

That's obviously fake. I haven't even seen Star Wars.

nope, sorry - it's on the internet, so it must be true!

real shaman: He lives in Oregon. Serves him right.

Sheesh, what did OR do to you? No state that produces

and

can be all bad. Of course there are others, I'm too lazy to post pics though.

Weaver95: Lt Shiny Sides: Weaver95: Lt Shiny Sides is my love slave. She slathers me up in olive oil and we play jabba the hut/princess leia slave games every other wednesday night, then she plays the banjo to lull me to sleep and spends the next day walking funny. Because this is on the internet, it must be true.
That's obviously fake. I haven't even seen Star Wars.
nope, sorry - it's on the internet, so it must be true!

Yeah, I know that I certainly read this online, so I can vouch for Weaver95's statement. Of course, Weaver95 also gives me 50% of the cut off the DVD sales of his exploits with Lt Shiny Sides

slipperyrockdawg:

Yeah, I know that I certainly read this online, so I can vouch for Weaver95's statement. Of course, Weaver95 also gives me 50% of the cut off the DVD sales of his exploits with Lt Shiny Sides

You two sure do have some vivid imaginations.

Thought it was true? No - they just thought they had a "get out of jail free" card because it was online.

Kinda like the idiots who find a bag full of cash and try the "finders, keepers" argument.

eqtworld: Lt Shiny Sides: I haven't even seen Star Wars.

*gasp*

*points*

Lt Shiny Sides does not like to be pointed at.

Weaver95: Lt Shiny Sides: This is really good to know.

Lt Shiny Sides is my love slave. She slathers me up in olive oil and we play jabba the hut/princess leia slave games every other wednesday night, then she plays the banjo to lull me to sleep and spends the next day walking funny. Because this is on the internet, it must be true.

/not true.

*reads Lt Shiny Sides' profile*

*fapfapfap*

I feel horrible for that guy. He can't be too bad a person if he has a healthy, well-cared-for 32 year old horse.

Lt Shiny Sides: slipperyrockdawg:
Yeah, I know that I certainly read this online, so I can vouch for Weaver95's statement. Of course, Weaver95 also gives me 50% of the cut off the DVD sales of his exploits with Lt Shiny Sides

You two sure do have some vivid imaginations.

Well, I'm a people person...who drinks.

the voices in your head:

*reads Lt Shiny Sides' profile*

*fapfapfap*

...or fapped at.

eqtworld
That is a hell of a thing. In five minutes you can really fark over someone you don't like.

It's a hell of a thing posting a man's address on craigs list. You take away everything he's got, and everything he's ever gonna have.

Lt Shiny Sides: slipperyrockdawg:

Yeah, I know that I certainly read this online, so I can vouch for Weaver95's statement. Of course, Weaver95 also gives me 50% of the cut off the DVD sales of his exploits with Lt Shiny Sides

You two sure do have some vivid imaginations.

When he mentioned DVD sales of your "exploits", perhaps the word "vivid" wasn't the best choice of words.

/in case you didn't know, Vivid Video produces porn.

Danger Avoid Death:

/in case you didn't know, Vivid Video produces porn.

Only an idiot doesn't know that.

/didn't know that.

Lt Shiny Sides: the voices in your head:

*reads Lt Shiny Sides' profile*

*fapfapfap*

...or fapped at.

Well if that's the case, feel free to give me a hand here.

/you walked right into that

Lt Shiny Sides: Danger Avoid Death:

/in case you didn't know, Vivid Video produces porn.

Only an idiot doesn't know that.

/didn't know that.

Guys are required to know this. Girls are only encouraged to know this.

Lt Shiny Sides: the voices in your head:

*reads Lt Shiny Sides' profile*

*fapfapfap*

...or fapped at.

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Ceph 2008-03-23 08:48:49 PM
I think I probably would've shot them.
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This is why it's a good idea to have a firearm. Those vultures need killin.

This is why I don't have nice things. I have too many enemies.

I'm sorry but in a Leia costume a lot of pointing is going to happen

/feels dirty now
//please dont hate me cool internet chick

Danger Avoid Death:

Guys are required to know this. Girls are only encouraged to know this.

hmm. I'd rather know other things...besides who produces it.

Daddakamabb:

That is just lovely.

I recently had my Suzuki GN-125 blow up on me, after 92,100 miles of hard city driving.

I listed it on craigslist: "---free motorcycle, haul it and you can have it---" and some b*tch flamed my inbox, for leaving it dead on the roadside.

Some people got nothing better to do.

If some univited piece of shiat crosses your threshold, the last you can do is cut THEIR farkING EYES OUT.

/god be with you

thamike: If you've ever needed work done on your house, you either know what I'm talking about or you've been very lucky.

ahh, gotcha. I used to be an independent contractor, so I could take offense to that.
I remember the other guys that General Contractors hired though, and it's a pretty accurate stereotype.

/ex cable technician contractor & used to own a company that wired new homes.

Heamer: This is why I don't have nice things. I have too many enemies.

Hey, I thought you just left Totalfark and flipped it off in the process. Is this unwanted sponsorship?

I think this thread has been sidetracked a bit...

"This is completely unacceptable," Fagan said. "Anyone who knowingly keeps any of these items will be prosecuted with the full extent of our resources."

Translation: you'll get away with it.

Whoever posted the ad should suffer horribly, and anyone that knowingly took stuff from the guy should get a good cockpunch. Then maybe some acid to the face.

Glad the guy got some of the license plates, but this is clearly a situation for grabbing the shotgun and yelling "get off my lawn!"

/sorry
//couldn't resist

Lt Shiny Sides: Daddakamabb:

That is just lovely.

I try my best XD

JakeElwood: Hey, I thought you just left Totalfark and flipped it off in the process. Is this unwanted sponsorship?

Despite the request in my profile, I've been sponsored three times since I let TotalFark run out. I'm in the process of getting it canceled. Again.