That is one hell of a great headline. +1, would vote again.

Sounds like somebody really pulled the wool over their eyes.

/+1

better than mine
+1

Boys are no doubt on the lam.

/oh what a difference the "b" makes.

That's BAAAAAAAAD

Subby should write headlines for a living. He'd make a mint.

The culprit in question?

/On the right

Tasteless sheep joke thread?
An Australian bloke was walking down the street in new zealand when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep. The Aussie yelled out "Hey mate in Australia we sheer our sheep." and the kiwi turned around and said "fark off mate, I'm sharing none of this!"

not mine just thought it was needed.

The situation's certainly getting wooly.

Ewe're despicable, subby.

/+1

So, are they eligible for the sheep equivalent of the death sentence because the sheep was preggers?

So which one of the gang members thought he was the father?

It's like someone had the headline pop into their head unexpectedly one day.

Unable to resist, they found a knife... and an opportunity.

They escaped, adrenaline singing through their veins, scrubbing away or burying all the evidence... and began the vigil. Searching local news sites for the first reports of the atrocity, headline on the clipboard, waiting... waiting.

Gotta respect that. So, hey, +1.

/Velcro gloves
//lamentable

Dirty deeds done with sheep...

Stabbed the sheep, eh? Was it bleating?

yes, that is an inflatable sheep sex toy, and yes, she is wearing stockings and a garter belt. you wanna make something of it?

Belac: The situation's certainly getting wooly.

"It's not wooly. Nobody gets wooly. He gets weary. And she's not stressed, she's wearing a dress. God I hate it when people get the words wrong."

Danger Avoid Death: He gets weary.

She.

/me too

Walken's cooler brother: yes, that is an inflatable sheep sex toy, and yes, she is wearing stockings and a garter belt. you wanna make something of it?

With it maybe

:P

Walken's cooler brother: yes, that is an inflatable sheep sex toy, and yes, she is wearing stockings and a garter belt. you wanna make something of it?

But what's with the royal coat of arms on her shoulder? Has she been passed by the Royal Board of Sexual Examiners or something?

He loved that goat.

Do you know what New Zealanders do with sheep when they are done farking them?
Export them to Australia where they eat them.


nom nom nom tenderized mutton.

Just the facts, mam.
/couldn't find one with his sweet sheep pants.

Louder And More Dissonant: Danger Avoid Death: He gets weary.

She.

/me too

Thanks. I gets too hungover. It's been a long day.

slipperyrockdawg

Dear god please tell me thats real

You guys stole the best puns, guess I've been fleeced.

baka-san: slipperyrockdawg
Dear god please tell me thats real

Oh it is. I just got it through Netflix the other day. Watching it tonight when my roommates get back from their vacation. Looks hilarious. Trailer can be found here (new window)

slipperyrockdawg: baka-san: Trailer can be found here (new window)
Errr, should have noted, trailer might be NSFW. My bad.

slipperyrockdawg: slipperyrockdawg: baka-san: Trailer can be found here (new window)
Errr, should have noted, trailer might be NSFW. My bad.

Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you whoever farked up person thought of this.

will be hittin netfliz tomorrow.

Booooooo

/thats all

The question is, are black sheep all well hung?

baka-san: Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you whoever farked up person thought of this.

Yeah, I saw the trailer here on Fark I think, but it took a long time to get released in the states. If you like movies along those lines, give Severance a try.

slipperyrockdawg:
Yeah, I saw the trailer here on Fark I think, but it took a long time to get released in the states. If you like movies along those lines, give Severance a try.

Bless you man, if you were not allready TF'er, I'd give you a month.

Secure in saying that because you are, so I don't

violence of the lambs.

bobfo rapples

I LOL-ed

::groan::

Nice one, subby!