well thats one way to get out of it

Cubans?

damn.

\the more you know

Love that third comment. Since when did not smoking pot make you a pussy?

Idiots.

This session is now in court.

But what about the Larry David defense?

Why isn't it #420?

The prosecution asserts that shiat is off the hook.

I have jury duty next week, so this thread is very relevant to my interests.

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"


/he'll always be the guy that tried to rape Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman' in my mind
//fat piece of sh*t

The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Dave's not here.

Man, this is Law Thread Sunday.

I want to know what the original voir dire was like with this guy.

He should hire a lawyer and sue them for intefering with his glaucoma medication.

Lolz I'm high for Easter service, that mean I'm going to hell?

He's so high, he doesn't even know that he's Dave!!

Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

legalize it

/obligatory

/I'm smoking a blunt right now so I'm really getting a kizzle...

Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.

TheCid: Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.

I was just saying that knowing about it and mentioning will get a person out of jury duty. So will being educated. Lawyers on both sides want uninformed jurors.

Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.

So if he had a special brownie or used a vaporizer you would be ok with that?

From juror to defendant in a minute flat.

Why didn't he just eat it?

He was "cautioned by police". He, he, he....cool

Made me lol for some reason

If he would have brought enough for everyone, I see no problem.

Get offa my jureez and into muh jail cellz.

"Good, I hope he rots in jail."

I'm sure you'll be happy then if a murderer or rapist gets to stay on the street due to him taking up space in jail.
Maybe they'll even visit you or a family member.
The guy was a goof up for sure, but hardly a hardened criminal.
/a sense of perspective, people
//get one

As a stoned diabetic, I enjoyed this article and found it way more interesting than I would have if I was just a diabetic.

/Happy Easter!
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?

Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.

How could anyone fall for that?

D'Annunzio Quote 2008-03-23 03:23:12 PM
This session is now in court.

Win!

Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.

Lighten up, Francis.

Works every time.

/ that, and showing up with a swastika carved into your forehead

instantkarma78:
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?

Daily.

FTA: "We can confirm that a juror was discharged from duty at Chester Crown Court after being caught smoking cannabis in the toilets."

Must be a little guy. Or maybe just very limber.

High Times has a tag?

I'm not a fan of drugs but that storys pretty funny.

I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!!

...

/sorry, can't continue this without laughing my ass off

Ever suck dick for pot?

Didn't think so.

wait....what?

BigSnatch: I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

I'm on a jury right now, so...

OK, I'm not. I didn't get selected after saying, "I don't think it's the government's business what adults ingest.", for a trial about a guy having a lot of cough syrup.

See, if he would have just listened to Confucius and just stood on the toilet, instead he smoked IN the toilet. Thats just sick.

TheCid: Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.

Wrong. If you wait until the deliberation, you've violated the law and can look forward to your own little trial. Using it during the selection process will usually get you excluded by the prosecution.

Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.

Pretty decent troll attempt.

/douchebag

DOOD, when smoking pot in a courthouse,

ALWAYS use a disposable, smokeless pipe and a cone of silence.

(ie - exhale through a Bounce filled toilet paper roll)

/at least thats what I've heard.

instantkarma78: As a stoned diabetic, I enjoyed this article and found it way more interesting than I would have if I was just a diabetic.

/Happy Easter!
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?

Backatcha!

I'm working on that right now.

;-)

thisisntnamtherearerules: /I'm smoking a blunt right now so I'm really getting a kizzle...

Not the best picture there. Just forget the 'blunt' he's holding and he looks like he got hit by the wrong end of a bukkake session.

BigSnatch: I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

Hey, that's what I came in here to say.

You have to be careful though. If the judge thinks you're deliberately trying to get kicked out of the jury pool he might cite you for contempt.

Plus serving on a jury can be fun. Give it a try.