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(High Times) Dumbass Method #1,243 for getting kicked off a jury - get caught smoking pot in court   (hightimes.com) divider line 100
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jumac 2008-03-23 03:21:22 PM  
well thats one way to get out of it

 
Twisted Gods 2008-03-23 03:21:23 PM  
Cubans?

 
joel383 2008-03-23 03:22:11 PM  
damn.

\the more you know

 
duskglow2000 2008-03-23 03:22:17 PM  
Love that third comment. Since when did not smoking pot make you a pussy?

Idiots.

 
D'Annunzio 2008-03-23 03:23:12 PM  
This session is now in court.

 
monstershapiro 2008-03-23 03:23:52 PM  
But what about the Larry David defense?

 
waiting4godot 2008-03-23 03:25:12 PM  
Why isn't it #420?

 
MusicMakeMyHeadPound 2008-03-23 03:26:21 PM  
The prosecution asserts that shiat is off the hook.

 
dofd 2008-03-23 03:26:28 PM  
I have jury duty next week, so this thread is very relevant to my interests.

 
phillydrifter 2008-03-23 03:27:58 PM  
home.swipnet.se

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"



/he'll always be the guy that tried to rape Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman' in my mind
//fat piece of sh*t

 
Needlessly Complicated 2008-03-23 03:28:54 PM  
The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

 
skinink 2008-03-23 03:31:03 PM  
Dave's not here.

 
sombreradoraloca 2008-03-23 03:32:42 PM  
Man, this is Law Thread Sunday.

I want to know what the original voir dire was like with this guy.

 
fragMasterFlash 2008-03-23 03:33:17 PM  
He should hire a lawyer and sue them for intefering with his glaucoma medication.

 
ImFromSnohomish 2008-03-23 03:35:07 PM  
Lolz I'm high for Easter service, that mean I'm going to hell?

 
Lt Shiny Sides [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 03:35:20 PM  
He's so high, he doesn't even know that he's Dave!!

 
Uncle Karl 2008-03-23 03:36:39 PM  
Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

 
mavrick45 2008-03-23 03:39:39 PM  
legalize it

/obligatory

 
thisisntnamtherearerules 2008-03-23 03:39:47 PM  
forum.sensiseeds.com

/I'm smoking a blunt right now so I'm really getting a kizzle...

 
TheCid 2008-03-23 03:40:40 PM  
Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-03-23 03:42:41 PM  
TheCid: Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.


I was just saying that knowing about it and mentioning will get a person out of jury duty. So will being educated. Lawyers on both sides want uninformed jurors.

 
Uncle Karl 2008-03-23 03:46:10 PM  
Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.


So if he had a special brownie or used a vaporizer you would be ok with that?

 
StellaOS 2008-03-23 03:47:57 PM  
From juror to defendant in a minute flat.

 
Suicidal Writer 2008-03-23 03:49:51 PM  
Why didn't he just eat it?

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 03:56:50 PM  
He was "cautioned by police". He, he, he....cool

Made me lol for some reason

 
D'Annunzio 2008-03-23 03:58:54 PM  
If he would have brought enough for everyone, I see no problem.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:02:25 PM  
Get offa my jureez and into muh jail cellz.

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-03-23 04:02:46 PM  
"Good, I hope he rots in jail."

I'm sure you'll be happy then if a murderer or rapist gets to stay on the street due to him taking up space in jail.
Maybe they'll even visit you or a family member.
The guy was a goof up for sure, but hardly a hardened criminal.
/a sense of perspective, people
//get one

 
instantkarma78 2008-03-23 04:05:48 PM  
As a stoned diabetic, I enjoyed this article and found it way more interesting than I would have if I was just a diabetic.

/Happy Easter!
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?

 
Steezy 2008-03-23 04:10:21 PM  
Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.


How could anyone fall for that?

 
Michael_Mythix 2008-03-23 04:10:47 PM  
D'Annunzio Quote 2008-03-23 03:23:12 PM
This session is now in court.


Win!

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-23 04:10:59 PM  
Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.


Lighten up, Francis.

 
nobozo 2008-03-23 04:11:56 PM  
Works every time.

/ that, and showing up with a swastika carved into your forehead

 
Lt Shiny Sides [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:12:36 PM  
instantkarma78:
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?


Daily.

 
Buttle not Tuttle 2008-03-23 04:15:29 PM  
FTA: "We can confirm that a juror was discharged from duty at Chester Crown Court after being caught smoking cannabis in the toilets."

Must be a little guy. Or maybe just very limber.

 
Cat F Cat F 2008-03-23 04:15:43 PM  
High Times has a tag?

I'm not a fan of drugs but that storys pretty funny.

 
Rann Xerox 2008-03-23 04:16:01 PM  
www.auntyanimal.me.uk

"I was doin' jury duty, but then I got high...."

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:17:42 PM  
I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

 
BlueJay206 2008-03-23 04:19:29 PM  
KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND!!

...

/sorry, can't continue this without laughing my ass off

 
Lt Shiny Sides [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:20:40 PM  
Ever suck dick for pot?

Didn't think so.

 
I Eat Laser For Breakfast 2008-03-23 04:33:47 PM  
wait....what?

 
Inflatable Rhetoric 2008-03-23 04:36:32 PM  
BigSnatch: I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

I'm on a jury right now, so...

OK, I'm not. I didn't get selected after saying, "I don't think it's the government's business what adults ingest.", for a trial about a guy having a lot of cough syrup.

 
ianjames 2008-03-23 04:37:27 PM  
See, if he would have just listened to Confucius and just stood on the toilet, instead he smoked IN the toilet. Thats just sick.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-23 04:37:30 PM  
TheCid: Uncle Karl: Or just mention the words "jury nullification".

Anyone who's smart enough to use that concept appropriately would have to be smart enough to save it for the deliberation.


Wrong. If you wait until the deliberation, you've violated the law and can look forward to your own little trial. Using it during the selection process will usually get you excluded by the prosecution.

 
jmr61 2008-03-23 04:38:44 PM  
Malbar: Good, I hope he rots in jail. If he wants to poison himself that's his business, but doing it inside an enclosed space in public where other people have to breathe that shiat into their lungs is inexcusable.

Don't even get me started on the stench.


Pretty decent troll attempt.

/douchebag

 
RaisedOnATARI 2008-03-23 04:43:12 PM  
DOOD, when smoking pot in a courthouse,

ALWAYS use a disposable, smokeless pipe and a cone of silence.

(ie - exhale through a Bounce filled toilet paper roll)

/at least thats what I've heard.

 
phatface 2008-03-23 04:44:43 PM  
instantkarma78: As a stoned diabetic, I enjoyed this article and found it way more interesting than I would have if I was just a diabetic.

/Happy Easter!
//Have you smoked your bowl for Jesus yet?


Backatcha!

I'm working on that right now.

;-)

 
12inpianist 2008-03-23 04:45:58 PM  
thisisntnamtherearerules: /I'm smoking a blunt right now so I'm really getting a kizzle...

Not the best picture there. Just forget the 'blunt' he's holding and he looks like he got hit by the wrong end of a bukkake session.

 
kmt11 2008-03-23 04:47:30 PM  
BigSnatch: I'm smoking pot right now, so I'm really getting kicked off a jury...

Hey, that's what I came in here to say.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:48:11 PM  
You have to be careful though. If the judge thinks you're deliberately trying to get kicked out of the jury pool he might cite you for contempt.

Plus serving on a jury can be fun. Give it a try.

 
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