Isn't there a town in Texas that elected a goat as mayor? Lajitas if memory serves me correctly

Isn't that usually listed as a positive towards a Texas candidate's "down-home values"?

So is the mayor's office within 5000 feet of a school, church, public housing, park, day care center, library, etc...?

Have a seat, ... way over there.

Doesn't this guy belong in congress with an "R" by his name?

He served his time? Fine, I'll vote for him if he's the best candidate.

But I'm not supporting his resolution for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day".

"590"?

AM News?

Really?

I'm not sure I understand what the problem is...

read that as 'Sexy offender'

was burnted cuz there wasn'ted any 'sexy offender' pix

cuz there outta be

hehe the radio station has "BJ" in the call letters.....

Jerry Lee Lewis is running for mayor?

/dnrtfa

If he's paid his debt to society, he should be able to move on with his life. Although I thought being convicted of a sexual offense was a felony, and it would he weird to vote for a person who can't vote himself.

Brian Sliter is doing it wrong. He's supposed to hide his skeletons until he gets into office.

m0loch: Isn't there a town in Texas that elected a goat as mayor? Lajitas if memory serves me correctly

I believe you're correct. However, the goat wasn't attempting to diddle 15yo girls.

Honestly, what politician hasn't solicited sex from a minor online? I think it is a prerequisite for public office.

cretinbob, you made me laugh for the first time in forever. kthanxbye. :)

If only there were some sort of ethical code that would render the sort of people who are prone to seek power ineligible..

...Too soon?

migueldelascervezas: m0loch: Isn't there a town in Texas that elected a goat as mayor? Lajitas if memory serves me correctly

I believe you're correct. However, the goat wasn't attempting to diddle 15yo girls.

I don't know, i hear they can get pretty "horny"

Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 05:51:55 PM
He served his time? Fine, I'll vote for him if he's the best candidate.

Well, he wasnt actually sentenced to any time, he was simply given 10 years probation according to TFA. 10 years probation and a life-sentence.

heehee... just watched "Hard Candy" last night.

To be fair, the girl is 19-years-old now.

nobozo: So is the mayor's office within 5000 feet of a school, church, public housing, park, day care center, library, etc...?

Have a seat, ... way over there.

Is this seat taken?

Unfortunate picture with the article.

If he was a woman, she'd be considered a hero...

/oh double-standard, I feel thy hypocritical sting...

How did he get off with just probation when he went to a home with the express intent of molesting a child?

Alan_Metcalfe: Is this seat taken?

Hold on... let me use the lysol wipes on it before I sit down.

40oz_A_Knight: How did he get off with just probation when he went to a home with the express intent of molesting a child?

No... he didn't get off, hence why he just got probation.

uprislng: migueldelascervezas: m0loch: Isn't there a town in Texas that elected a goat as mayor? Lajitas if memory serves me correctly

I believe you're correct. However, the goat wasn't attempting to diddle 15yo girls.

I don't know, i hear they can get pretty "horny"

Least it wasn't ramming her.

/That was a baaaaaaahd pun

If trying to hook up with a 15-year-old over the internet is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Hetfield: If trying to hook up with a 15-year-old over the internet is wrong, I don't want to be right.

who hasn't tried to hook up with a 15 year old on the internet?

Hetfield: If trying to hook up with a 15-year-old over the internet is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Exactly. In fact, I'm pretty sure Al Gore invented the internet just for this reason. He said so in that fantasy movie he made. You know, "Valley of the clonasaurus"

i didn't know sheep got that old

m0loch: Isn't there a town in Texas that elected a goat as mayor? Lajitas if memory serves me correctly

Met the mayor of Lajitas a long time ago. Kind of ornery. Liked to eat cans, and chase young touristas...

Gregory F. Stuart: Do we have lists for murderers? Robbers? Buglars? Drunk drivers? No? Then why the fark do we have a list for sex offenders?

Goddamn right.

SEX OFFFENDER@##$!%!@#$@$!$#!@#$@@@@#1123e182y7498172649812846192846

OH GOD BARB GRAB THE KIDS AND RUN@$!@52103598710945897190358

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of towns and I tell you people do that all the time.

Gregory F. Stuart: Do we have lists for murderers? Robbers? Buglars? Drunk drivers? No? Then why the fark do we have a list for sex offenders?

so you can have a handy guest list for your next party

I agree. He should be touting this. His campaign manager should be fired.

Gregory F. Stuart: Do we have lists for murderers? Robbers? Buglars? Drunk drivers? No? Then why the fark do we have a list for sex offenders?

Why would we have a criminal list for...oh, wait, never mind.

NCg8tr: Saw "Hard Candy" last week. Great movie.

Cleveland has a candidate for city council (he won the primary) who is too young to serve if elected.

his mistake is aiming so low

Gridlock: To be fair, the girl is 19-years-old now.

Will she vote for him?

Met the mayor of Lajitas a long time ago. Kind of ornery. Liked to eat cans, and chase young touristas...

...and drink.

No sideshow Bob references?

Did anyone actually read the article?

He was trying to hook up with a 15 year-old bottle of scotch.

How can someone hook up with someone else on the internet? Don't you have to be there personally to hook up?

Oh, he was trying on the internet to hook up with her.

"He threatened to kill me in public."
"Why would he want to kill you in public?"
"I think she means he threatened in public to kill her."

/Obscure?

My Dad hooked up with a 15-year-old...

...she's my Mom.

/ba da boom!

Hey, why cant he hook up with a 15 yr old? Muhammed had a 9 yr old.

Girion47: Hey, why cant he hook up with a 15 yr old? Muhammed had a 9 yr old.

is this the new godwin? because... you know who else liked to derail threads?