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Bob Down 2008-03-23 12:09:06 PM  
Tell me more about this sea cucumber... is it cute?

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:12:40 PM  
Cute.

 
daychilde [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:13:20 PM  
.......................I would like to note that my comment was posted in regards to the comic, and that I did not see the primary comment above mine, else I would have rephrased that...... :P

/self-pwnage :P

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:15:30 PM  
This reminds me of a document that once used to exist on Fark but that I now fear specifically mentioning because of the uncertain fate that might thereafter befall me.

 
SphericalTime [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:26:15 PM  
I like the "Surprisingly, no" answer. Hehehehe

 
WTFDYW [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:40:44 PM  
I'll have to print this and keep it in my pocket, taped to my monitor, dashboard, refrigerator...................

 
voodoochild 2008-03-23 01:06:09 PM  
front page, huh? alrighty.

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:07:28 PM  
Pocket Ninja: This reminds me of a document that once used to exist on Fark but that I now fear specifically mentioning because of the uncertain fate that might thereafter befall me.

Hmmm...what could it be, what could it be...? ;)

 
Rodeodoc 2008-03-23 01:07:48 PM  
I think the sea cucumber has sharp knees, and I definately would not hit it.

/unless I was drunk as a New Jersey judge

 
cryinoutloud [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:09:37 PM  
I would like to become a Fark headline, because I will never be famous, and because I have really low standards for "fame." A mention on Fark would be the highlight of my life so far.

Of course, after I read the thread, I'd probably kill myself, so that would be the highlight of my life entirely.

 
luckykobold 2008-03-23 01:10:01 PM  
I had a three-way with Hillary and Obama's pastor. Am I doing it right?

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:10:13 PM  
FARK now has Sunday Funnies?!? Yay!

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:11:35 PM  
luckykobold: I had a three-way with Hillary and Obama's pastor. Am I doing it right?

Sounds like you're leaning more to the left.

 
JosephMother 2008-03-23 01:16:04 PM  
How did this get greenlit?

 
JSieverts [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:17:05 PM  
JosephMother because it had the word Fark in the headline

 
GroovyKodiaK 2008-03-23 01:17:06 PM  
driver, ZING.

 
Kat [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:17:47 PM  
did they say that monica was cute?

 
justinmc 2008-03-23 01:17:51 PM  
mmagdalene: Pocket Ninja: This reminds me of a document that once used to exist on Fark but that I now fear specifically mentioning because of the uncertain fate that might thereafter befall me.

Hmmm...what could it be, what could it be...? ;)


I believe that particular document is now hosted on UltraFa ATH+++

 
acm82 2008-03-23 01:19:13 PM  
i hope PA isnt one of those states

sea cucumber, hahaha

 
meshman 2008-03-23 01:21:37 PM  
Sex scandal headlines are unique to Fark?

 
JSieverts [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:21:43 PM  
acm82 look up Santorum, Ricky "Goatfarker" J

 
mmagdalene [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:23:38 PM  
justinmc: I believe that particular document is now hosted on UltraFa ATH+++

Just tell me - is it Vince Foster related or not?!?

 
vlakorados 2008-03-23 01:25:33 PM  
I've been a Fark headline so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/no, really
//check my profile
///*insert attention whore pic*

 
GLove88mph [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:28:04 PM  
"Is your career over?" "LOL"

genius.

 
Starblind 2008-03-23 01:35:45 PM  
You know who else had an obsession with sea cucumbers?

www.starblind.com

 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor 2008-03-23 01:38:53 PM  
I'm a cute intern using the bathroom and am having sex with a sea cucumber, so I'm REALLY getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Dr. Mojo PhD [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:41:59 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: I'm a cute intern using the bathroom and am having sex with a sea cucumber, so I'm REALLY getting a kick out of these replies.

Are you a teenaged boy, though?

If so, how much to watch?

 
AirForceVet [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 01:49:30 PM  
I'll take sea cucumber for $500, Alex.

 
ignite ice 2008-03-23 01:58:22 PM  
I kept reading that... waiting to laugh... and it never happened. Almost as bad as FarkTV.

 
Doc Batarang 2008-03-23 02:01:25 PM  
Rodeodoc:/unless I was drunk as a New Jersey judge


*HIGH FIVE* WOO!

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-03-23 02:03:06 PM  
Not the near future. I'm hoping the story about me will retire the DUMBASS tag, so it's going to take some planning.

 
duncangonuts 2008-03-23 02:07:07 PM  
I don't know why, but linking just to the image of a comic, that was on a blog post, that took it from another blog post, that took it from the original author's website... just kind of bothers me.

http://www.mattbors.com/archives/361.html

 
solobarik 2008-03-23 02:09:55 PM  
Bob Down: Tell me more about this sea cucumber... is it cute?

daychilde: Cute.

First belly laugh I've had in a long time. That was awesome.
/+1

 
Ghastly [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 02:11:01 PM  
I'm sorry but I really believe that sea cucumber tricked him into it. Have you seen sea cucumbers these days? They're all sluts.

 
zensel 2008-03-23 02:27:45 PM  
Ghastly: I'm sorry but I really believe that sea cucumber tricked him into it. Have you seen sea cucumbers these days? They're all sluts.

I agree. It obviously wanted it what with the way it was eviscerating itself all sexfully.

 
Road Rash 2008-03-23 02:36:28 PM  
Apparently the teenage boy part is not enough to get you fired or jailed!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1980959/posts

 
kbarham 2008-03-23 02:36:49 PM  
Ghastly: I'm sorry but I really believe that sea cucumber tricked him into it. Have you seen sea cucumbers these days? They're all sluts.

Got d@mned echinoderm set me up!

 
Atypical Person Reading Fark [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 02:51:26 PM  
eqtworld: Would I get credit for the greenlight?

No. Not unless you submitted it. And yours would have to be chosen out of the dozen or so that mentioned you. If you're in the suicide-committing crowd (after reading your headline), please at least let the rest of us know how you thought of your clever headline, if you did.

 
robster2001 2008-03-23 03:25:25 PM  
JosephMother: How did this get greenlit?

It's a slow news day... it was probably a choice between this, and a story about terrible things being done to Easter Bunnies. :)

 
poteet 2008-03-23 03:29:48 PM  
Meh. Crinoids are more my thing.

 
potstiekam 2008-03-23 03:31:28 PM  
things were said,mistakes were made

 
missinglinks14 2008-03-23 03:55:11 PM  
the shell shocked wife ,forced to "stand by her man" .

i love politics

 
Day_Old_Dutchie 2008-03-23 04:09:22 PM  
missinglinks14: the shell shocked wife ,forced to "stand by her man" .

i love politics


Well, given that she probably used 997 items from the The Big Book of Lame Excuses Not To Have Sex (e.g. Headache, forgot mother's birthday, in-laws visiting, too tired) prior to the revelation of the "affair", don't you think, deep down inside she may have some guilt for the turn of affairs?

Women should really think this through some times...

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-03-23 04:30:13 PM  
Rodeodoc: I think the sea cucumber has sharp knees, and I definately would not hit it.

/unless I was drunk as a New Jersey judge


Well, you can get pickled, but don't let it happen to the sea cucumber. Sea pickles are horrible.

 
Cyno01 [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:34:25 PM  
C'mon, i came here for the hot sea cucumber pics. Seriously dissapointed in you farkers.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-23 04:39:29 PM  
Like a

www.wwf.org.hk

down a hallway

 
Invisible Spaghetti Cthulhu 2008-03-23 04:53:44 PM  
I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

/sea cucumbers really ARE asking for it, aren't they?

 
stevetwentyfour 2008-03-23 05:10:31 PM  
img183.imageshack.us

 
Mateyush 2008-03-23 05:16:19 PM  
The only way I could lose this election is if I were caught in bed with a dead girl or a live sea cucumber.

 
Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 05:36:36 PM  
Mateyush: The only way I could lose this election is if I were caught in bed with a dead girl or a live sea cucumber.

What if I kill the cucumber, but afterwards?

 
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