Taste good?

It isn't bacon.

Been there, done that.

Crosshair: Been there, done that.

About six times... Vodak Myths seem to be their fallback "we have no ideas left" filler.

A great use is to keep clothes clean. A couple of professional theatre companies I've been to use this trick extensively.

angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong.

Fluff Girl: angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong.

I still to bourbon, thanks.

angrymacface: Fluff Girl: angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong.

I still to bourbon, thanks.

Or *stick* even.

angrymacface:

I still to bourbon, thanks.

Or *stick* even.
Chopin is really spendy and we don't drink it often, but it is teh awesome.

/Absolut seabreezes FTW

It's a mathematical wonder: it can turn a 2 into a 7 or a 5 into a 10.

Fluff Girl: angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong. (Chopin pic)

I settle for nothing less than this (pops):



_{/ hotlinked for better taste}

Couldn't you do most of that with rubbing alcohol, at a significantly lower cost?

serpent_sky: Couldn't you do most of that with rubbing alcohol, at a significantly lower cost?

This.

//I really can't talk though
//My preferred bourbon is Heaven Hill.

angrymacface:

//My preferred bourbon is Heaven Hill.

I've tried that, and it wasn't the worst, especially for the money the person spent on it.

What is the worst is some off- off- brand I tried at a party. The taste was a rancid blend of kerosene and that white stuff that forms on battery terminals. I looked at the label and discovered that it was "blended," 20% bourbon and 80% neutral spirits. I stopped drinking it well before I went blind, so no harm no foul.

ANGRYMACFACE is correct. it cannot taste good, (unless it its the flavored variety) Because real Vodka is tasteless, odorless, and colorless.

That is why it is such a good mixer. And that is why it is stupid to pay for the very expensive variety.

teedeepee: (Bottle of Ketel)

I love Ketel One. It mixes well and doesn't give hangovers. Very smooth.

Vodak?

FTA: 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Alpha, meet Omega.

Is this the new "Coke" list, in which people endlessly post things that can be done with Coke, and in this case Vodka, but in reality, none of it is true (and in this case, viable, given the alternatives and the costs)?

They say you can soak your socks in it, put hem on your feet, then lace up a new pair of spikes or skates or just regular shoes to soften them up and break them in.

I just always used rubbing alcohol - seems like a waste of good liquor to do anything but drink it

I've tried deep frying donuts in it, but it didn't end up so good.

hufnmouth: Vodak?

New?

(It's a drunken-typo meme)

Unless you like the taste of pencil lead and clown penis.

serpent_sky: Couldn't you do most of that with rubbing alcohol, at a significantly lower cost?

Vodak is ethanol, rubbing alcohol is isopropyl (sp?). Many of the tips would work, but probably not as well.

Maybe a chemist type will stop in and enlighten us with knowledge of the superior magic that is ethanol.

likwidflame: Unless you like the taste of pencil lead and clown penis.

OK, I understand pencil lead, but how do you know what clown penis tastes like?

I don't know about the other ones, but #5 seems appropriate.

It doubles as brake fluid as well.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains...

Uh-oh. I've apparently been doing it backwards.

poison

/rye ftw

Can't do this...

eqtworld: Urban Dictionary: vodak- 152 up, 65 down

Further proof that even the most idiotic brainfart can become a meme.

Typical FARK reader: "Vodak! LOL! It's funny and I don't know why! OMGWTFLOLBBQ"

tags- stupid meme retarded moronic vodka

I came here to say something like this, but urban dictionary has said it better. If we ever manage to make a list of tired cliches that are banned from headlines, vodak goes on the list, along with "wait, what?"

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

I might be wrong but I thought Mythbusters disproved this one.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

Fark that. Drink all sixteen ounces quickly so the stings no longer hurt.

It is probably cheaper to buy some denatured ethanol at the hardware store.

You can also kill weeds with vodka; just mix 1 oz of vodka, 2 cups of water and a couple of drops of liquid soap into a spray bottle, and just spray it onto those pesky garden weeds, just make sure its sunny as it won't work in the shade.

Kill a Nighthag at 60ft.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

Or skip the vodka and you won't puke in the first place

2wolves: It isn't bacon.

Almost. (new window)

junior's shadow: It is probably cheaper to buy some denatured ethanol at the hardware store.

When I worked at a science museum, a co-worker and I used to sneak into the biology lab and do test-tubes full of pharmaceutical-grade absolute ethanol mixed with the sugar they used to feed yeast cells. Good times.

eff ewe: Can't do this...

I love you.

Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Uh-oh. I've apparently been doing it backwards.

Trying to clean a vodka spill with vomit?

one thing it is really good for,

take a cotton swab and dip it in vodka or any other alcohol.

dab it on a cat's ass,

Watch the fun

/yes it's a little cruel, but its so fun to watch kitty climb the walls.

Fluff Girl: angrymacface: Taste good?

You're doing it wrong.


This.

Copin > Grey Goose

Brown Jenkems: Why waste your time with vodka when you could be drinking gin?

saphire blue with some ginger ale.

That's MY idea of a gin and tonic.

Can it turn a fugly girl into a hottie?

/Yes it can.

teedeepee
I settle for nothing less than this (pops):

My favorite Vodka by far as well. I had it the first time at Bay Hill, I ordered a drink (with vodka) and the bartender said "Are you sure you wouldn't like Kettle One instead? It's what Mr. Palmer prefers." So theres one more reason to like Arnold Palmer.

because I'm evil, I feel it is my duty to tell you this thread has been mislabeld. Lifehacker (as the link says) ≠ (is not equal to) Lifehackery (new window) (as the link goes to.

mandrsn1: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Uh-oh. I've apparently been doing it backwards.

Trying to clean a vodka spill with vomit?

I spit hummus all over.....thanks