Why on earth would someone attempt to defend that maggot hearted skank?

Con_Authority: Why on earth would someone attempt to defend that maggot hearted skank vicious bag of spiders?

FTFY.

"newsbusters?" what an embarrassing web site. i kind of feel sorry for them.

Con_Authority

Why on earth would someone attempt to defend that maggot hearted skank?


I know of at least one TFer that's infatuated with the skank.

/gah

Yes. Liberal media bias. Of course. Yes. Sure.

/What kind of dork reads a website like this anyway?

Hey, no offense to subby meant, by the way
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What's this jackass braying about?

To be fair, it's an injustice to Ann Coulter, the goddess of conservative theology, to have to share fictional board game space with that slimebucket Queen of England.



I can see why the jackass is outraged. He can take solace in FoxNews ignoring this week's casualties in Iraq.

TFA:

If any more proof of SNL's pro-Obama bias were needed, now we have it.

And teh Dummocrats elected McCain!!11

Stupid. They want you to focus on Coulter. It's clearly a slam against black women. No, wait - elderly women. No, wait - our edumacational system!

Monkey's Knuckle: Yes. Liberal media bias. Of course. Yes. Sure.

/What kind of dork reads a website like this anyway?

I have conservative Republican friends who swear that she's a liberal plant to make conservatives look retarded.

Ann Coulter is totally hot!!!

Sgt Otter: I have conservative Republican friends who swear that she's a liberal plant to make conservatives look retarded.

She doesn't make conservatives look retarded.

It's the conservatives who support her who make themselves look retarded.

/party of personal responsibility, my ass

Skleenar: the conservatives who support her who make themselves look retarded.

Hey, she is totally hot AND she has endorsed Hilary Clinton.

The person who comes across looking most blatantly stupid and biased in that article is the Mark Finkelstein, the author, who almost certainly has made a career out of writing the most asinine garbage he can think of to distract people from the fact that he's got one of the most idiotic-sounding last names on the planet.

Pocket Ninja: to distract people from the fact that he's got one of the most idiotic-sounding last names on the planet.

One that, however, fits his physical image quite well.

z_gringo: Ann Coulter is totally hot!!!

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Nope, just lost it all.

z_gringo: Ann Coulter is totally hot!!!

Wow, her hands in that second picture...



First thing I thought of.

Her politics may be atrocious. Her personality may be strident. However, she is beyond attractive. If I actually believed in marriage, I'd imagine the either Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin would be ideal wives. I just have a thing for women that are independent, tough, intelligent, dominant, and batshiat insane.

I think I lost an IQ point or two from reading that. Thanks, Fark!

Conservatives are such goddamn whiny pussies...

Have a tissue, Mr. Finkelstein...have a tissue and a good cry

It's a MAN baby!

The bleat of beetles sorely stung
When told that they're just eating dung

Wow, his logic is awesome. The author has me totally convinced in the liberal conspiracy. LEAVE ANN ALONE!

From the comments:

As I've said many times, the "liberals" manage to destroy everything the touch. "Humor" is a case in point. Since SNL came upon the scene, "funny" or "witty" has deriorated to nothing but snarky, pathetic attempts to hurt someone. Of course, as with all immature ignorant people, "liberals" take great offense when its turned back on them. As we used to say on the city streets, "You can dish it out but you can't take it". Moreover, the dumb jackasses don't have a clue as to do humor. Simply put, "liberals" don't know how to be funny. Everything they do has transparent agenda. Sad.

If only some America loving channel (Fox?) would start a show with conservative humor. I'm sure it would top the ratings and outlast SNL.

Suicidal Writer:

I'd imagine the either Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin would be ideal wives.

If you'd bridle Ann as bridal
Truly you are suicidal
Don't you know she'd eat your head
At the foot of wedding bed?

If any more proof of SNL's pro-Obama bias were needed, now we have it. Imagine dissing Hillary's most eloquent supporter like that!

This asshat sees what he wants to see. SNL seems more pro-Hillary than anything and the show hasn't been funny for years.

ifarkthereforiam: If only some America loving channel (Fox?) would start a show with conservative humor. I'm sure it would top the ratings and outlast SNL.

If only they did...I'm sure it would...

Did someone bother to tell this dumbass that SNL has been skewering political figures for over thirty years? Granted they were much better at it back in the day.

ifarkthereforiam: If only some America loving channel (Fox?) would start a show with conservative humor. I'm sure it would top the ratings and outlast SNL.

I don't know about that. The only time that conservatives claim they are making jokes is when they get called out on something they wrote being extremely offensive and factually inaccurate.

Or I guess conservative humor could be something like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, the only tour where every comedian is required to have a catch-phrase so the audience knows when to laugh.

Or maybe Dennis Miller could get a prime time comedy show (again?!), but his humor tends to be like sweat and dead man's balls.

It's a comedy show.

And the term "comedy" is used liberally... wait...

ZOMFG THEYRE TEH LIBTURDS!!1!1!11!!1ONETWEORACIST

Oh, and conservatives aren't funny. It's part of their nature.

I'm a conservative (fiscal), I think Ann Coulter is quite possibly the least enlightened, least educated twat on the earth. Just by her being here, we are all slightly dumber for it.

Social conservatives are usually either racists or theocratic, and some are racist theocrats. The sexism comes from the religiosity.

I agree with conservatives on everything except the conflicting notions that government should be small and limited, but should be intimately involved in what goes on in your bedroom.

To me, they make no sense. They claim to be in favor of social equality, and the equal rights amendment, but somehow manage to think that a separate but equal approach is appropriate for gay marriage. AND THOSE ARE THE LIBERAL MINDED ONES.

For me, what could be more libertarian than keeping more of your own money? So I get the lower taxes bit, don't get the oppression of the gays.

ChaoticLimbs: I think Ann Coulter is quite possibly the least enlightened, least educated twat on the earth. Just by her being here, we are all slightly dumber for it.

We can both agree that she is totally hot, right?

I'm disappointed with the lack of Coulter pron in this thread.

z_gringo: Ann Coulter is totally hot!!!

She looks like she should be loitering outside a convenience store with Silent Bob.

Control_this: What's this jackass braying about?

LOL!

z_gringo: Ann Coulter is totally hot!!!

Skeletor!

z_gringo: We can both agree that she is totally hot, right?

By human standards, no.

My fiance had the tv on NBC last night and the intro skit made me laugh.

a mock CNN debate and the talking head was calling out Hillary about losing primaries and she was spinning them hilariously with gems like "oh no I expected to lose Wisconsin, why its always been a dream of mine to lose Wisconsin" and when asked about her dwindling support she says "Oh I think your forgeting about white women over 60, our numbers are really high there, just under 50 percent".

The "random audience" question was from Obamagirl who broke into her song and Hillary was chided for daring to interupt her.

Obama responded to a question rather nonsensically and the female anchor nearly orgasmed and the male anchors talked about how he "nailed it".

too bad SNL has to worry about its live audience. It would be funnier if they green screened anything with Obama and had an empty suit playing his part.

Good thing that such a great organization pointed out the liberal bias of a hastily photoshopped book which appeared on screen for less than 2 seconds, whith a coulter picture that was only discernable by people with large TVs and a DVR.

Oh, and newsbusters, what are you doing watching anything but weekend update on SNL?

Uh.. pro-Obama politics, you say?

Saturday Night Live... based in New York... which is seen as the outfit which gave Hillary Clinton her recent campaign life...

/More like NewsBustersd

Anybody else remember ``What Was I Thinking' with Walter Mondale?

andrewagill: Anybody else remember ``What Was I Thinking' with Walter Mondale?

(with plugged nose)
/I know...
//I know...
///I... don't know...

Chaoticlimbs,
It's a lost cause to describe people like you as conservatives. The racist theocrats have poisoned the term for at least a decade.

Remember when SNL used to kiss Bush's ass? Then they stopped. They play in front of an audience. They get immediate feedback. Granted, if they filmed in Langley, Virginia, the show would be different.

Langley is actually part of Fairfax county, which is Virginia's liberal stronghold :p

The racist theocrats have poisoned the term for at least a decade.

Um... there are conservatives that aren't racist theocrats? Point me to 'em.

I love how people keep saying "oh, that isn't true conservatism, they aren't true conservatives."

You know what it reminds me of?

Link (pops)