I'm sure that chaps like him made some breeches in etiquette, but they just should just cut him some slacks.

/THANK YOU!
//I'm here all week

they just should just cut him some slacks.

And I should just get some sleep, yeesh.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: And I should just get some sleep, yeesh.

Those were the wrong trousers, Gromit ;)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: but they just should just cut him some slacks.

Maybe Dockers his pay.

/got nothing..

I've got a party in my pants and one of the guests has spilled sour cream all over the upholstery

I'll give you a better idea

Its pretty sad when the mainstream media gets to the fark headline before fark does, and all the subby does is ape the healine.

I blame Dick Cheney myself.

/Global warming is a lie!
//Too subtle?

I did X a couple of times when I was young. Nice, kinda like a waterfall of all your happy chemicals. But watching people around me start to really get dependent on it, and I could see why, and plus the insane rate which you build endurance made me simply not ever do any other drugs (well, besides occasional weed) including X ever again.

Do it twice and call it a day. It's worth a try but definitely worth the risk.

kling_klang_bed: It's worth a try but definitely worth the risk.

I'm really hoping there was supposed to be a "not" in there.

There's a party in my pants
girl let's take a chance
feelin kinda rowdy
doon't you wanna say howdy
to the party in my pants

howdoibegin: Its pretty sad when the mainstream media gets to the fark headline before fark does, and all the subby does is ape the healine.

TO be honest, how would *you* improve that headline? I thinks its ace as it is, well found subby!

Sounds like it's time to break out some Barnes & Barnes!

There's a party in my pants
And I want you all to come
Voobanahana vop bop
There's a party in my pants
And I want you all to come
Voobanahana vop bop
Bring some beer and being some cheese oh yeah
Bite and tease and squeeze me please oh yeah
We will soon be on our knees oh yeah

Brick, are you trying to tell me there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?

Theres nothing like a little warm x fresh from your dealers pants. Better than socks from the dryer.

Does X really cost 42 dollars and change (Aus)in the land of the kangaroo?
Does it cost anywhere near that in the US, if so, then teenagers at raves have WAAAAAAY too much money.

seriously... is there a premium because it was in his pants?

I'm sure that chaps like him made some breeches in etiquette, but they just should just cut him some slacks.

Does anyone know his parents? Maybe it's just in the jeans.

HOPWhiteyFord: Does X really cost 42 dollars and change (Aus)in the land of the kangaroo?
Does it cost anywhere near that in the US, if so, then teenagers at raves have WAAAAAAY too much money.

The people who calculate the value of drug busts are notoriously bad at math.

HOPWhiteyFord: Does X really cost 42 dollars and change (Aus)in the land of the kangaroo?

Yep, and weed costs $8000 a pound in the US drug busts.
/our cops over-estimate drug raids same as your cops do
//one single high-quality X might go for 40 bucks, but these were probably worth 10 bucks a pop

I'll stick to green crack.

YouTube - Dave Chappelle Comedy Sketch (NSFW dialogue) (new window)

It's a pants party?

That is not as much fun as a party in your tummy.

Link (new window)

(Says like Quagmire)

ALLLLRIGHT!!!!!!

This headline reminded me of ...

The Todd.


/Loves Scrubs

I ate a big red candle!

At least the media didn't say the tabs were worth $350,000,000. Pisses me off...

The real headline was most humorous - Police bust party in man's pants.

the voices in your head: HOPWhiteyFord: Does X really cost 42 dollars and change (Aus)in the land of the kangaroo?
Does it cost anywhere near that in the US, if so, then teenagers at raves have WAAAAAAY too much money.

The people who calculate the value of drug busts are notoriously bad at math.

Women?

MickeyD, I laughed so hard it was as though I wasn't wearing pants!

I don't want to go to your party
I don't want to talk to your friends
I don't want to vote for your president
All I want to be is your tugboat captain

/galaxie 500

Maxc7001: I'm sure that chaps like him made some breeches in etiquette, but they just should just cut him some slacks.

Does anyone know his parents? Maybe it's just in the jeans.

I'm sure there were people pantingly eager to attend that party...too bad he was brought up shorts.

Party's over?

/hardly obscure
//bad, bad, good movie

Kwisatzhaderach: YouTube - Dave Chappelle Comedy Sketch (NSFW dialogue) (new window)

Not sure how I hadn't seen that before, but that's farking awesome.

farbekrieg: the voices in your head: HOPWhiteyFord: Does X really cost 42 dollars and change (Aus)in the land of the kangaroo?
Does it cost anywhere near that in the US, if so, then teenagers at raves have WAAAAAAY too much money.

The people who calculate the value of drug busts are notoriously bad at math.

Women?

Yeah, well how do you expect women to be good at math when all our lives we're told that THIS: |----------| is TEN INCHES???

Ladies...



This has been a public service announcement.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm sure that chaps like him made some breeches in etiquette, but they just should just cut him some slacks.

/THANK YOU!
//I'm here all week

And try the veal, and make sure you tip the waitresses