North Platte Superintendent Francis Moran said his staff would keep working to find a way to get Morgan into the national contest.

uh.. pay the $99 registration fee?

Regional spelling bee champion finds herself S-C-R-E-W-E-D

Something tells me that the average regional spelling bee champion won't have to worry about that..

Who gives a S-H-I-A-T?

Welcome to life, kid. Not fair. You're smart, and sometimes you still get crapped on.

The Grinch Welcome to life, kid. Not fair. You're smart, and sometimes you still get crapped on.

Yup. And 99% of the time, it's due to the actions/inactions/plain stupidity of others.

she'll get over it.

I thought the spelling competitions were over. You know, No Child Left Behind? Every kid is special and unique?.

That shiat is banannas. B A N A N N A S

Step 1. Create your own national speeling bee championship.
Step 2. Be the only entrant.
Step 3. Win!!!


/Everyone is happy.
//Works for boxing.

Can you use that in a sentence please?

lelio: That shiat is banannas. B A N A N N A S

FAIL

sembudy es gouing too pai foure thes I ken tel yoou ritee nouw


/ spelchekr took 2 aspirin and laid down for a half hour

Wait, thats how you spell it?

lelio: That shiat is banannas. B A N A N N A S

FIAL

LordJiro: lelio: That shiat is banannas. B A N A N N A S

FAIL

hahahahahha

omg
GOODNIGHT! lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana

antron: Can you use that in a sentence please?

More importantly...

What's the origin of the word?

Odds are she would have lost anyway.

wndrby: lelio: That shiat is banannas. B A N A N N A S

FIAL

DOUBLE FAIL!

Geography Bees are better anyways

/won 4 of them in my school district
//yes...poon did not come for me until much, much later in life

North Platte Superintendent Francis Moran said his staff

Moran!

Roflmao.

precious snowflake lawsuitarity ensueth in 3..2..1..

YoungSwedishBlonde: Geography Bees are better anyways

/won 4 of them in my school district
//yes...poon did not come for me until much, much later in life

I don't think you have any poon. Enjoy your right hand.

Just watch, the school district will fail in their attempt to "fix" their error, then turn around and fnd some way to blame the kid and/or her parents for the fark-up.

Remember, you heard it here first.

its because she's black, isn't it.

Bzzzzastardzzzz!!!

Same kind of shiat happened to me when I was in the fifth grade. Did not really care. I was happy with the savings bond they gave me. I knew I was going to go to DC in the sixth grade, so I didn't care. In sixth grade I was suspended and missed the trip.

/Who gives a shiat?
//Hammered
///Irish car bombs FTW!111!!1

Skinner: Milhouse, your word is "choke."
Milhouse: Oh, I know this one, it's so easy, "F".... oh man! (kids laugh)

in other news: a public school student actually won a spelling bee.

As opposed to the Christian school kid? Spell evolution. Ummm, I....D....?

Sabyen91 2008-03-23 03:58:43 AM
As opposed to the Christian school kid? Spell evolution. Ummm, I....D....?

"spell evolution"
"I-N-T-E-L-L-I...uh I-N-T-T... uh B-A-B-Y J-E-B-U-S that spells evolution"

seriously though the article doesn't mention a deadline. If there is no strict guideline on getting registered, no harm no foul, pay the fee let her spell her heart out. If however there was a deadline, it wouldn't be fair to allow her in because it would set a precedent. Ignorance of the rules should be no excuse for the school district.

Bee Champ: Um...can I hear the word used in a sentence, please?

Moderator: "After several years of photographing volcanic eruptions without using a proper respirator, he finally developed chronic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

Bee Champ: You know what? fark you. All right? Just fark you.

L-A-W-S-O-O-T?

Damn, nobody ever thinks of the children.

aww, I just lost a spelling bee so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Gameshot911:
YoungSwedishBlonde: Geography Bees are better anyways

/won 4 of them in my school district
//yes...poon did not come for me until much, much later in life

I don't think you have any poon. Enjoy your right hand.

Hey, at least he knows where it is.

The problem is that Morgan attends North Platte Junior High School...

I think they mispelled "is not homeschooled"

Local Newspaper FTW. The issue isn't the school paying $99. They paid the entrance fee. The issue is that before, you would register with your local paper, and they would register your school. Now, the schools themselves had to register, so they registered as a district, thinking that someone with half a brain would realize that there are SCHOOLS in a school district. Apparently, that's way too big of an assumption for these people. Good at spelling, fail at deductive reasoning. Anyhow, the little girl is just being prepared for a life of Government work, so I think they're doing the right thing, farking her this hard, this early.

No Such Agency:

Gameshot911:
YoungSwedishBlonde: Geography Bees are better anyways

/won 4 of them in my school district
//yes...poon did not come for me until much, much later in life

I don't think you have any poon. Enjoy your right hand.

Hey, at least he knows where it is.

And can find it without a map and compass, I bet.

Classic.

The daughter was always a good student and loved doing things like the geography and spelling bees. And any other of these things. Some of the schools were excited, but some could not have possibly cared less. If it was not about athletics, it did not matter.

She gets a full academic scholarship and barely gets any recognition, yet the craptastic football,basketball, baseball, etc. programs get accolades for failure.

/not bitter....much

Contact info for school and bee organizers. Fire away.

"The first thing we have to do is try to explain to an innocent child how a legal interpretation of an (unclear) application has now disqualified her," father Jim Brown said. "We will definitely make sure she understands that this is not a reflection on her efforts."

She's in grade 7. Junior high school. She's not 5 years old. She's old enough to actually understand the situation.

My little sister got into the National Bee (from a public school in a very small town) last year. It was a pretty big deal, actually. They paid to fly her over there, and, no matter how you place, they give you hundreds of dollars in free stuff.

Dandelo: Anyhow, the little girl is just being prepared for a life of Government work, so I think they're doing the right thing, farking her this hard, this early.

oh yeah keep goin baby

Worked as a volunteer in the regional spelling bee at my university a few years back. Run a bit sloppy, but generally well-meaning folks. But a specifically advertised prize is the trip to DC and the chance to compete for the prizes. If they don't give her that, I don't see how they don't legally owe her the prizes (or the cash value thereof) under estoppel.

But you gotta love it, some short sighted stupid ahole made some asinine rule that some short sighted stupid ahole failed to follow and it "can't be undone" so someone who did everything right on their part gets the shaft. What part of "if people made the rules in the first place then people can change the rules when they find they don't work" did these aholes miss?

Good op-ed from the Kansas City Star:

http://voices.kansascity.com/node/776