.."keep sucking til you do sucess."

-Three Stooges.

...deny you were trying at all.

.....skydiving just wasn't for you?

...destroy all evidence that you tried.

It's not child abuse unless the child gets all the gooey ,bloody bits of the daddy on it.

Keep it up until you get on FARK?

...well then uh you ain't gonna be foolin me no more? heh heh

/Wait is that the wrong Bushism?

TCfacePalm

She tried to run him over 20 times? Did she only make it to 19 or did he jump out of the way all 20 times?

"... Florida, Florida, again?"

... you're the Arizona Cardinals?

Call an air strike.

...then you're not doing it right.

"...she chased her fleeing husband around the yard and tried to run over him about 20 times..."

Just a little something I like to refer to as "Dysfunctional Family Street Theatre" - always great entertainment for the neighbours, and it's free!

You gotta give her points for not giving up. Failure is just giving up too soon. Or something like that...

...play for the Chicago Cubs!

/Tigers fan

I like the fact that she took the time to buckle the kid in safely before she tried to snuff its dad.

Safety first!

...post bail and try for #21.

FTA:Authorities say the child was buckled up and unharmed.

Well thank goodness the child was buckled up while bricks were being thrown at the windshield and his mom was trying to run over his dad.

They didn't explain... did he hide in the trailer and she rammed it 20 times, or... ? I'm confused

Cyborg77: FTA:Authorities say the child was buckled up and unharmed.

Well thank goodness the child was buckled up while bricks were being thrown at the windshield and his mom was trying to run over his dad.

Yes.

... Hulk Smash!.

Somebody suspend her license, I mean really, what if that guy had been a parallel parking spot.

I hope she can find a domestic shelter to stay in, and I recommend she get a TRO against the father, he is obviously crazy and abusive and should be in jail.

Another Bush-ism "she didn't fail, she had success that hasn't happened yet."

that should make up for some awkward pillow talk.

Had one here a few years ago: Woman accidentally stabbed her husband.

47 times.

" He kept coming at me!" she said.

Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again!

Maybe the cops will teach her the pit maneuver.

Dknsvsbl: Had one here a few years ago: Woman accidentally stabbed her husband.

47 times.

" He kept coming at me!" she said.

There was a headline in a newspaper a few years ago, it was "man commits suicide by stabbing himself 13 times in the back and throwing himself in the river with a rock tied to his leg".

Not the smartest cover-up, I might add.

So is she single now? Because I gotta tell you, I loves me some crazy,homicidal chicks.

RoyBatty:

I hope she can find a domestic shelter to stay in, and I recommend she get a TRO against the father, he is obviously crazy and abusive and should be in jail.

2.5/10. You left out 'misogynistic', 'patriarchal', and 'opressive'.

/Prolly misspelled all three
//Fitshaced.

Nah, you got two of three correct. Throwing rocks at a van with a woman in it? Clearly misogynistic. Throwing rocks? Clearly oppressive. Having a wife? Clearly patriarchal.

I think you're right.

RoyBatty: I hope she can find a domestic shelter to stay in, and I recommend she get a TRO against the father, he is obviously crazy and abusive and should be in jail.

Mmmm...warm troll-ey goodness...

So, does this count as 20 counts of attempted vehicular homicide, or just one? (Imagine a NASCAR fan in this situation - hell, if you can sit through 500 laps for no good reason, I'm sure 20 attempts would've seemed like just the first heat...)

....try try try try try try try until you get arrested.

Nothing going on here but a lawn job.

RealFarknMcCoy2: "...she chased her fleeing husband around the yard and tried to run over him about 20 times..."
Just a little something I like to refer to as "Dysfunctional Family Street Theatre" - always great entertainment for the neighbours, and it's free!

I'm imagining that scene playing in fast-forward to the tune of Yakety Sax.

If at first you don't succeed...you fail.

... move to Baltimore

the husband was not naked? these fl not naked.

mreuther: TCfacePalm


First thing I thought of too. We really need a *facepalm* tag, 'cuz sometimes even FLORIDUH just doesn't cut it.

Ok, whats wrong with a little roleplaying/foreplay??

Oh, in front of the kid? No, thats not right...

billygun7: the husband was not naked? these is fl not naked.always naked guys ,but no women nude.

Learnt me a new word today, misogynistic yee haw, nows I just gotta learn how to pronounciate it.

billygun7: the husband was not naked? these is fl not naked.always naked guys ,but no women nude.

WTF are you on about?

Whotookthisname: If at first you don't succeed...you fail.

And the test will be terminated...

Which just proves the fact that women are bad drivers...if she had to take 20 tries at him and still missed...I mean a guy would have put the mini van into a broadie after the woman jumped out of the way and still hit her the first time!

Wan't there a Darwin Award dingdong who tried to hang himself, throw himself off a cliff and then tried to strangle himself or some such...she should be a contender.....

/if anyone has the link to that guy would appreciate it
//poor farker

Maybe they let her out on bail for attempted murder, because she promised not to do it again.

/With a car.