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(Reuters) Amusing Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spawned some of the most God-awful action figures ever   (blogs.reuters.com) divider line 35
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abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:03:06 PM  
Considering Hillary's performance in the Senate, shouldn't that be called an inaction figure?

 
Tabatha Static 2008-03-22 10:06:59 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:19:20 PM  
abb3w: Considering Hillary's performance in the Senate, shouldn't that be called an inaction figure?

She's directly responsible for the re-naming of over 100 buildings, parks, and boulevards. If made Queen, I'm sure she could number her accomplishments in the thousands.

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:20:46 PM  
I want the Obama/Hillary Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

 
Reactron [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:24:34 PM  
SwiftFox: I want the Obama/Hillary Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots.

www.mltcreative.com

Vote for Punchy.

 
burndtdan 2008-03-22 10:29:59 PM  
bradley.chattablogs.com

 
nobozo 2008-03-22 11:41:39 PM  
z.about.com

" So ??? "

 
E5K1M0 [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:28:10 AM  
Featuring Owen Wilson as Virginia Woolf

img135.imageshack.us

 
AntiNorm [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 02:17:19 AM  
submitter: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have spawned some of the most God-awful action figures ever


I read that part at first and got a horrible mental image.

 
Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-03-23 02:58:26 AM  
abb3w: Considering Hillary's performance in the Senate, shouldn't that be called an inaction figure?

SNAP!

 
Wil_Mahfingahdo 2008-03-23 02:59:10 AM  
Am I alone in feeling like Hillary is a Republican?

 
Robo Beat 2008-03-23 03:08:05 AM  
Hillary's action figure looks more like Silver Spoons-era Ricky Schroeder.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-03-23 03:30:04 AM  
Wil_Mahfingahdo: Am I alone in feeling like Hillary is a Republican?

I think she is essentially a Republican, but I have no feelings on the matter.

 
Abner Doon 2008-03-23 03:54:49 AM  
Brown Jenkems: <b>Wil_Mahfingahdo:</b> <i>Am I alone in feeling like Hillary is a Republican?</i>

I <i>think</i> she is essentially a Republican, but I have no feelings on the matter.


That's as retarded as Republicans calling Bush a Democrat because he's a moron and they want to disown him. She's not a Republican, she's just a biatch.

 
KrustAsian 2008-03-23 04:09:09 AM  
Meh. Wake me up when they have teh bobbleheads.

 
muck4doo [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:10:47 AM  
Those are cute. At least now Obama followers will have something they can take home and pray to.

 
Notabunny 2008-03-23 04:47:41 AM  
You think those suck? I bought a John McCain action figure, and for over 5 years it just sat in a small box and did nothing.

 
Number41 2008-03-23 04:59:09 AM  
Wil_Mahfingahdo: Am I alone in feeling like Hillary is a Republican?

Ideologically, she's a pretty average Democrat.

A ranking of the members of Senate.

 
ChuckyV [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 05:11:57 AM  
blogs.reuters.com
If I remove Obama's head and place it on...
www.ween.net
Pinheads body it might be the most awesome action figure evar!

Hillary's action figure looks a lot like Fred from Scooby Doo.

 
nadia2004 2008-03-23 05:27:39 AM  
i201.photobucket.com

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 05:52:51 AM  
muck4doo: Those are cute. At least now Obama followers will have something they can take home and pray to.

HAHA BECAUSE OBAMA FOLLOWERS ARE LIKE A CULT ROFLMAO

Damn. Where were comments like these a few months ago? Kudos on finding this new angle of ridicule!

 
nucal 2008-03-23 08:10:07 AM  
The Hillary one looks pretty butch to me.

 
tyguy101aa [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 08:36:50 AM  
well robot chicken needs something to work with.

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 08:49:48 AM  
i154.photobucket.com

 
Egalitarian [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 08:53:47 AM  
I was going to put action figure Hillary's head on action figure Fred's body when I did this GIS search with safesearch off:

scooby doo action figure fred

NSFW!!!!! EWWWW!!! AGGHHH MY EYES!!!! what is wrong with people???? yes somebody has made illustrations of scooby slash.

\the human race needs help

 
McManus_brothers [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 09:21:11 AM  
Egalitarian: i154.photobucket.com

God, I remember that. The first time I saw it I thought, "How is this real? Anyone can see that it's a toy."

National media, three days later: "Uh, it's really just a toy."

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 09:21:29 AM  
Egalitarian: I was going to put action figure Hillary's head on action figure Fred's body when I did this GIS search with safesearch off:

scooby doo action figure fred

NSFW!!!!! EWWWW!!! AGGHHH MY EYES!!!! what is wrong with people???? yes somebody has made illustrations of scooby slash.

\the human race needs help


Rule #34 mate... Just wait until you stumble across Congress tentacle-rape fiction.

 
Bloody William 2008-03-23 10:52:41 AM  
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cardboardmonocle.com

Creeeeepy.

 
blahpers 2008-03-23 12:01:06 PM  
blogs.reuters.com

Lynndie England versus Shrunken Head Mike Tyson?

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:36:27 PM  
I sort of liked the Hillary nutcracker (new window).

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-03-23 01:10:13 PM  
Abner Doon: Brown Jenkems: <b>Wil_Mahfingahdo:</b> <i>Am I alone in feeling like Hillary is a Republican?</i>

I <i>think</i> she is essentially a Republican, but I have no feelings on the matter.

That's as retarded as Republicans calling Bush a Democrat because he's a moron and they want to disown him. She's not a Republican, she's just a biatch.


Clinton's agenda could fit easily into a Republican framework. Her healthcare plan is just creates a captured market for the insurance industry, not socialized medicine. Her NAFTA/global trade support is inline with Republicans, despite her lip service to the contrary. She' pro-war. She votes for idiotic Republican-type laws like criminalizing flag-burning and flag-burning amendments. She usually sides with big business in legislation, for example the credit companies and bankruptcy laws. On the whole Clintons have done nothing but move rightward in their careers.

The American mainstream political "left" is so close to our right that the two are virtually indistinguishable.

 
NeuroticRocker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-23 04:57:49 PM  
ChuckyV:
Pinheads body it might be the most awesome action figure evar!


not so much. take Gazelle Peacemaker.

www.discountanimedvd.com

the gun is a life size revolver, but for Gazelle it shoots missiles.

the gun comes with a black cap to cover the orange tip in case your kid wants to commit suicide by cop.

i admit, this version of G.P. is gayer bc of the platimum hair but the original, its jet black...but the gun is cooler here.

 
HowlingFrog [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 05:55:09 PM  
cardboardmonocle.com

Fred Thompson?

 
Good Behavior Day 2008-03-23 06:59:20 PM  
Hillary Nutcracker (new window)

/still my favorite action figure.

 
Leishu [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 08:16:26 PM  
I came for the Chimpy McFlightsuit action figure... and was not disappointed.

 
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