Thanks for the laugh. Subby.

Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?

Farked-up New Jersey trifecta complete.

the voices in your head: Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?

Township - don't ask me to explain it - it's a jersey thing.

Nevermind the children with the same afflictions all over the world suffering at the hands of Western Civ.

What a bunch of Twps.

Pets or meat?

Twp = Township.

Every other town in NJ uses the "township" identifier. Doesn't really mean much other than to identify its population size.

I thought the NJ.com tag was a New Jersey Fark tag at first...

"Police removed 57 rabbits from a home in the township after a raid revealed that many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions."


really? They could fly?

'Scuse me while I whip this out!
Not a RickRoll, I promise!
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the voices in your head: Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?

Township.

About three miles from me. (I'm not submitter).

For some reason around here, there's Egg Harbor Township, Little Egg Harbor (neither one near the water), Egg Harbor City, and I think there's some other Egg around here somewhere.

Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions.

Soars? Think of the commercial possibilities!

That's a weird abbrev... wait, we're talking about New Jersey here. Nevermind.

pseroogy: "Police removed 57 rabbits from a home in the township after a raid revealed that many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions."


really? They could fly?

Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes

*In an Ashcroft voice* Let the rabbit sooooaaarrr....

johnny_vegas: Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes

damn you...

'

GIS for flying rabbit...

What the fark????

Ebenator: '

WHY?

Did the rabbits have a number on them?

morning_foil:

It's worse than a Rick Astley video.


Not really, this only lasts about 30 seconds! :P

Brown Jenkems: johnny_vegas: Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes

damn you...

We were below for just a few seconds, I had the shot. There was no danger, so I took it.

That rabbit didn't have a number on it, did it?

Ebenator: '

I love that album.

*sighs* we have White Bear Twp.
Officers' rendition of "twp" on handwritten tickes usually look kinda like /up-
/hard to represent with text, but you get the idea.
//if you miss the "p" when typing twp, you'll end up with "two". For some reason that made me smile. A little. Not that much.

/Easterend threadjack

My room mate lives there.

I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.

hawks9nkh: My room mate lives there.

Well whoopty farkin do.

CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.

No peeps for you, Mr.-I've-never-anally-raped-anybody.
Pfft.

CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.

I'm going to ignore the troll and state the obvious - Father O'Mallet? He sounds pretty hard-headed.

Egg Harbor trifecta in play!

I have an emaciated flying bunny so I'm getting a thumper out of these replies.

/gosh it's late.

cpux: Twp = Township.

Every other town in NJ uses the "township" identifier. Doesn't really mean much other than to identify its population size.

Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...

johnny_vegas: GIS for flying rabbit...

What the fark????

fap?

hawks9nkh: My room mate lives there.

Logically, wouldn't you live there too?

Twp is a welsh insult, it means stupid/thick

CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.

pay attention kids, this is what happens when you don't get an easter basket as a young, anally raped, impressionable Captain Fatass.
He has to blame someone for the abject failure that is his life, I mean it can't be his fault, right....right??

metros232

cpux: Twp = Township.

Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...

I don't think NJ has any recognized villages. You find those more in New York.

I used to live in Atlantic County in NJ. The local joke was where do you find Egg Harbor? Up a chicken's ass.

The Grinch: metros232

cpux: Twp = Township.

Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...

I don't think NJ has any recognized villages. You find those more in New York.

The Village of Loch Arbor. The smallest municipality in NJ.

Jimpoz - I agree. We need a Bunday!
And now, back to the studio...

Just in time for Easter Bunnday?

Where's a picture of a crucified bunny when you need one?

/Should have stayed awake in Photoshop class.

Funny thing is, Egg Harbor Township has a population in excess of 30,000 (2000 census is way off though, it's more like 40,000 now).

Egg Harbor City? Under 5,000.

I always wonder why the one was a City and the other was a Township.

It has to do with the form of government or how it was incorporated...or some such blather.

This headline was lot more interesting when I thought it said "57 rabbis"