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(NJ.com) Weird This years Easter story of 57 rabbits being removed from someone's home brought to you by. Wait for it.... Wait for it.... Egg Harbor Twp   (nj.com) divider line 60
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redface 2008-03-22 09:57:29 PM  
Thanks for the laugh. Subby.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 09:57:58 PM  
Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?

 
The Grinch 2008-03-22 09:59:29 PM  
Farked-up New Jersey trifecta complete.

 
bunny_of_chaos 2008-03-22 10:00:22 PM  
the voices in your head: Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?


Township - don't ask me to explain it - it's a jersey thing.

 
Disciplined 2008-03-22 10:01:00 PM  
Nevermind the children with the same afflictions all over the world suffering at the hands of Western Civ.

 
MrCheeks 2008-03-22 10:02:20 PM  
What a bunch of Twps.

 
phygz [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:03:04 PM  
Pets or meat?

www2.wwnorton.com

 
cpux 2008-03-22 10:03:37 PM  
Twp = Township.

Every other town in NJ uses the "township" identifier. Doesn't really mean much other than to identify its population size.

 
petuniapup 2008-03-22 10:03:54 PM  
I thought the NJ.com tag was a New Jersey Fark tag at first...

 
pseroogy 2008-03-22 10:04:25 PM  
"Police removed 57 rabbits from a home in the township after a raid revealed that many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions."


really? They could fly?

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:05:09 PM  
'Scuse me while I whip this out!
Not a RickRoll, I promise!
(new window)

 
Earguy [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:05:19 PM  
the voices in your head: Twp?

Is that Welsh for 'town' or something?


Township.

About three miles from me. (I'm not submitter).

For some reason around here, there's Egg Harbor Township, Little Egg Harbor (neither one near the water), Egg Harbor City, and I think there's some other Egg around here somewhere.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-03-22 10:05:37 PM  
Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:06:43 PM  
many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions.

Soars? Think of the commercial possibilities!

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 10:06:59 PM  
That's a weird abbrev... wait, we're talking about New Jersey here. Nevermind.

pseroogy: "Police removed 57 rabbits from a home in the township after a raid revealed that many had soars, open wounds, tumors and lesions."


really? They could fly?


www.tvsa.co.za

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:07:04 PM  
Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes

 
Dr. Nick Riviera [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:07:41 PM  
*In an Ashcroft voice* Let the rabbit sooooaaarrr....

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-03-22 10:09:18 PM  
johnny_vegas: Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes


damn you...

 
Ebenator 2008-03-22 10:09:20 PM  
'

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:10:51 PM  
GIS for flying rabbit...

What the fark????

www.theeel.com

 
redface 2008-03-22 10:11:16 PM  
Ebenator: '

WHY?

 
MIguy [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:13:33 PM  
Did the rabbits have a number on them?

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:14:10 PM  
morning_foil:

It's worse than a Rick Astley video.



Not really, this only lasts about 30 seconds! :P

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:14:24 PM  
Brown Jenkems: johnny_vegas: Brown Jenkems: Am I the only person that finds the use of "wait for it" powerfully unfunny and lame?

well,

....wait for it....

yes

damn you...


We were below for just a few seconds, I had the shot. There was no danger, so I took it.

 
Begoggle 2008-03-22 10:15:02 PM  
That rabbit didn't have a number on it, did it?

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 10:16:49 PM  
Ebenator: '

I love that album.

 
VOCSL5 2008-03-22 10:17:22 PM  
*sighs* we have White Bear Twp.
Officers' rendition of "twp" on handwritten tickes usually look kinda like /up-
/hard to represent with text, but you get the idea.
//if you miss the "p" when typing twp, you'll end up with "two". For some reason that made me smile. A little. Not that much.

 
AprillaDeVille 2008-03-22 10:20:12 PM  
lh4.google.com
/Easterend threadjack

 
loki see loki do 2008-03-22 10:23:40 PM  
www.bwcadets.co.uk

 
hawks9nkh 2008-03-22 10:24:42 PM  
My room mate lives there.

 
CaptainFatass 2008-03-22 10:27:57 PM  
I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.

 
loki see loki do 2008-03-22 10:28:01 PM  
hawks9nkh: My room mate lives there.

Well whoopty farkin do.

 
loki see loki do 2008-03-22 10:32:31 PM  
CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.


No peeps for you, Mr.-I've-never-anally-raped-anybody.
Pfft.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 10:38:16 PM  
CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.


I'm going to ignore the troll and state the obvious - Father O'Mallet? He sounds pretty hard-headed.

 
simpsonfan 2008-03-22 10:46:09 PM  
Egg Harbor trifecta in play!

 
wildrufus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:56:08 PM  
I have an emaciated flying bunny so I'm getting a thumper out of these replies.

/gosh it's late.

 
metros232 2008-03-22 11:02:51 PM  
cpux: Twp = Township.

Every other town in NJ uses the "township" identifier. Doesn't really mean much other than to identify its population size.


Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...

 
aCiD99 2008-03-22 11:03:50 PM  
johnny_vegas: GIS for flying rabbit...

What the fark????


fap?

 
metros232 2008-03-22 11:04:51 PM  
hawks9nkh: My room mate lives there.

Logically, wouldn't you live there too?

 
Master Chief 2008-03-22 11:09:23 PM  
Twp is a welsh insult, it means stupid/thick

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:09:49 PM  
CaptainFatass: I'm still waiting for the Easter story about how Father O'Mallet forcibly robbed a dozen altar boys of their anal virginity, and ow Bernard Law shielded those priests from facing any accountability.

And how the Vatican, in return (currently being run by a former ((?)) Nazi), shielded Cardinal law from any legal repercussions.

Shove your Easter Bunny up your ass; the Catholic Church is a sham.


pay attention kids, this is what happens when you don't get an easter basket as a young, anally raped, impressionable Captain Fatass.
He has to blame someone for the abject failure that is his life, I mean it can't be his fault, right....right??

 
jimpoz 2008-03-22 11:18:25 PM  
BUNDAY THREAD!

 
The Grinch 2008-03-22 11:21:17 PM  
metros232

cpux: Twp = Township.

Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...


I don't think NJ has any recognized villages. You find those more in New York.

 
thetrenchcoat 2008-03-22 11:26:59 PM  
I used to live in Atlantic County in NJ. The local joke was where do you find Egg Harbor? Up a chicken's ass.

 
evolved 2008-03-22 11:37:10 PM  
The Grinch: metros232

cpux: Twp = Township.

Well except for those known as municipality or borough or city or village...

I don't think NJ has any recognized villages. You find those more in New York.


The Village of Loch Arbor. The smallest municipality in NJ.

 
HemlockStones 2008-03-23 12:00:51 AM  
Jimpoz - I agree. We need a Bunday!
And now, back to the studio...

 
jack21221 2008-03-23 12:00:53 AM  
Just in time for Easter Bunnday?

 
indylaw 2008-03-23 12:12:45 AM  
Where's a picture of a crucified bunny when you need one?

/Should have stayed awake in Photoshop class.

 
wcstormcrow 2008-03-23 12:13:19 AM  
Funny thing is, Egg Harbor Township has a population in excess of 30,000 (2000 census is way off though, it's more like 40,000 now).

Egg Harbor City? Under 5,000.

I always wonder why the one was a City and the other was a Township.

It has to do with the form of government or how it was incorporated...or some such blather.

 
kaminariko [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:25:03 AM  
This headline was lot more interesting when I thought it said "57 rabbis"

 
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