An honest rap song (and damn funny)
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A+++, would rap about spaghetti sauce again.

Now, that was a truly honest R&B song.

Dr.Knockboots: An honest rap song (and damn funny)
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That was cool.

Damn those boston market dinners!

and 7 minutes if you don't move too much!

This vid was full of win!

Someone post a link to "What They Do" by The Roots (with the subtitles).

For those of us with kids in the (or next) room

Everyday Normal Guy Lyrics
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...Nothin' special bout me Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...I got $600 in da bank Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...And my sexual performance is an average.

I work at customer service
for a phone company,
I make 12 bucks an hour
but that's all I need.
I live in a small apartment
on a quiet street
I don't go out too much
I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car
I use public transportation
I don't mind
I read till I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save,
this shiat is off the hook

And I'm not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person
and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I'm ashamed to admit it
but it wasn't free

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...I get nervous in social situations Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...I get constipated once a month Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy..and I get scared when I go see da dentist.

I'm da "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable
and I'm not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a farkin' STD

If you wanna mess with me
I think you probably can
because I'm not confident
and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball
while you kick me in da back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have any friends
that would back me up
My friend Steve would
but he doesn't look very tough.

Steve - "You want some of this biatch?"

If you rarely get laid
put your hands up
If you're not well paid
put your hands up
If you got a pet cat
put your hands up
and if you got a bad back
put your hands up

Jon - "I hurt my back 2 summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it just not da same ...you know it... it gets pre...It gets pretty sore!"

I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...My parents are really nice people Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...I'm somewhat afraid of heights Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...I like da show greys anatomy Mutha farka.
I'm just a regular everyday normal guy...and I'm pretty good at making paper planes.

Steve - "I could do this all day! I could do this all day! I could do this all day!"

That was 10 times better than I thought it'd be.

that was funny, but it was no Three Times One Minus One

nice fine, subs!

the voices in your head: that was funny, but it was no Three Times One Minus One

"Damn..."

This is a song that focuses more on the...sexual aspects.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc8tPTVBRSc

/or just look yourself. It's still featured on the front page if you're paranoid

the voices in your head: that was funny, but it was no Three Times One Minus One

my first thought as well.

it was funnier over a decade ago when mr show did it.

Damn, the video girl was foyne. I could do her for 9 minutes.

Dude, what the fark. I submitted this two days ago and it got rejected.

"Chafing"


Hilarious.


However,Three Times One Minus One is the best.

I was hoping it was "Let me smell your dick." :(