Chive heard worse.

This headline was making me cry, but then I just ran it under some water.

Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

That's just plum silly.

Some headline puns are just painful, but this one just herbs.

Shallot be safe to fly now?

It's funny but it's no Onion.

New Jersey just got a lot stinkier.

Just wait until they get to the twenty... thousand... pounds... ooooof Ba-Na-Nas.

Turns out they delivered the onions to the airport in a chopper.

/those rapscallions

CravenMorehead: Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

Yup, that's close enough to what I was looking for, thanks!

Hurry up, I will have to shiitake in the bathshroom, if you lettuce that is.

/I shouldn't fark when drunk.

morning_foil: Corny, subby, corny. Lettuce peas have less pun headlines tomato.

/tenuous

FISH

The emergency landing is going to come out of someone's celery.

I couldn't carrot less.

CravenMorehead: Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

Good enough. Five bees for a quarter, etc.

I came here to squash in a pun, but I don't think there's mushroom left

Kumquat

morning_foil: d976: morning_foil: Corny, subby, corny. Lettuce peas have less pun headlines tomato.

/tenuous

FISH

Cod salmon help me with whiting a sweet lipped response?

Lamb! I'm chicken my work here. You ham really raised the steak here, morning_foil.

You can't beet that headline!

i am going to relish this post forever.

Jacques Lestrap: I came here to squash in a pun, but I don't think there's mushroom left

Just because you were out of your gourd is no reason to resort to spore taste.

And I used to think you were such a fungi.

It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

Stories like this turnip once in a while.

lolleeks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDh_tFIHn4

All of you are winners.

shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.

forestwalker: shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.


Is it you that's high or is it me that's high? Because I could not make any sense of that.

No need to cry about it.

That headline had no appeal for me.

Bit'O'Gristle: That headline had no appeal for me.


Jesus these puns just keep on going. What's the a peal?

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

Hey, I'm still a fungi!! Where you bean?

/cheese!

I figured this thread would produce.

Well it was the style at the time.

FreeCrime: All of you are winners.

All of you are weiners.

/hot dog!

when I slaw the headvine I knew the thread was going to be gouda, I couldn't kelp butter read it! wild scallions could't drag me away

Those rap-scallions!

/Yes, I know that was too easy.
//And pretty cheesy.
///Can't figure out how to make a pun out of Vidallia (sp?)

Olive it when a pun thread comes together!

At least it's a break from them Broccoli Spears stories.

Onions are quite good at keeping flies away, and should be at the top of any "no fly" list, well ahead of leeks, scallions, bell peppers and radishes.

If you wish to attract flies, honey, sugar, molasses and anything over a B-cup will usually suffice.

I came in here and scanned for "belt".

hhooper: New Jersey just got a lot stinkier.

un possum bull

Just wanted to comment in this thread.

forestwalker: shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.

DUDE... it was a JOKE... clam down already...

This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.

Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call any vegetable
Call one today
Call any vegetable
When you get off the plane
Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Ooooh! The vegetable
Will respond to you

Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . .

Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Call any vegetable
Think of a vegetable
Call any vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .

A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.

47 is the new 42: Those rap-scallions!

/Yes, I know that was too easy.
//And pretty cheesy.
///Can't figure out how to make a pun out of Vidallia (sp?)

Vidallia how, but I carrot right now.

Did someone say Leeks?

/That is all.

Where they flying to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville at the time?

You know the old cabbage, someone must have kohlrabi-ated with them.