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(Boston Herald) Amusing Onions force plane landing, makes "no fly" list. Maybe next time they will take a leek   (bostonherald.com) divider line 69
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nobozo 2008-03-22 07:29:22 PM  
Chive heard worse.

 
strangeguitar 2008-03-22 07:48:50 PM  
This headline was making me cry, but then I just ran it under some water.

 
CravenMorehead 2008-03-22 08:27:01 PM  
Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

 
Kyosuke [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 08:36:49 PM  
That's just plum silly.

 
TheXerox [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 09:59:40 PM  
Some headline puns are just painful, but this one just herbs.

 
Richard Saunders 2008-03-22 10:01:58 PM  
Shallot be safe to fly now?

 
overlord 2008-03-22 10:55:21 PM  
It's funny but it's no Onion.

 
hhooper 2008-03-22 10:57:27 PM  
New Jersey just got a lot stinkier.

 
DigitalCoffee 2008-03-22 11:00:08 PM  
Just wait until they get to the twenty... thousand... pounds... ooooof Ba-Na-Nas.

 
luckykobold 2008-03-22 11:00:19 PM  
Turns out they delivered the onions to the airport in a chopper.

/those rapscallions

 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:00:24 PM  
CravenMorehead: Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

Yup, that's close enough to what I was looking for, thanks!

 
wildrufus [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:00:27 PM  
Hurry up, I will have to shiitake in the bathshroom, if you lettuce that is.

/I shouldn't fark when drunk.

 
d976 2008-03-22 11:02:10 PM  
morning_foil: Corny, subby, corny. Lettuce peas have less pun headlines tomato.

/tenuous


FISH

 
CornFedIowan 2008-03-22 11:04:07 PM  
The emergency landing is going to come out of someone's celery.

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:05:38 PM  
I couldn't carrot less.

 
Chach 2008-03-22 11:07:08 PM  
CravenMorehead: Were they the ones on McCain's belt?

Good enough. Five bees for a quarter, etc.

 
Jacques Lestrap 2008-03-22 11:08:53 PM  
I came here to squash in a pun, but I don't think there's mushroom left

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:10:46 PM  
WATERMELON

 
Begoggle 2008-03-22 11:12:42 PM  
Kumquat

 
d976 2008-03-22 11:14:04 PM  
morning_foil: d976: morning_foil: Corny, subby, corny. Lettuce peas have less pun headlines tomato.

/tenuous

FISH

Cod salmon help me with whiting a sweet lipped response?


Lamb! I'm chicken my work here. You ham really raised the steak here, morning_foil.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:17:06 PM  
You can't beet that headline!

 
hillarys strap on 2008-03-22 11:17:08 PM  
i am going to relish this post forever.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-03-22 11:19:36 PM  
Jacques Lestrap: I came here to squash in a pun, but I don't think there's mushroom left

Just because you were out of your gourd is no reason to resort to spore taste.

And I used to think you were such a fungi.

 
shadowwake 2008-03-22 11:22:35 PM  
It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

 
simpsonfan 2008-03-22 11:27:41 PM  
Stories like this turnip once in a while.

 
forestwalker 2008-03-22 11:34:22 PM  
lolleeks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDh_tFIHn4

 
FreeCrime 2008-03-22 11:35:03 PM  
All of you are winners.

 
forestwalker 2008-03-22 11:39:04 PM  
shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.

 
FreeCrime 2008-03-22 11:40:54 PM  
forestwalker: shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.



Is it you that's high or is it me that's high? Because I could not make any sense of that.

 
Aardvark Inc. 2008-03-22 11:41:07 PM  
No need to cry about it.

 
Bit'O'Gristle [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:42:43 PM  
That headline had no appeal for me.

 
FreeCrime 2008-03-22 11:43:50 PM  
Bit'O'Gristle: That headline had no appeal for me.


Jesus these puns just keep on going. What's the a peal?

 
Jacques Lestrap 2008-03-22 11:45:53 PM  
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

Hey, I'm still a fungi!! Where you bean?

/cheese!

 
luckykobold 2008-03-22 11:49:06 PM  
I figured this thread would produce.

 
Plane Guy 2008-03-22 11:51:18 PM  
Well it was the style at the time.

 
Deez Nutz 2008-03-23 12:04:20 AM  
FreeCrime: All of you are winners.

All of you are weiners.

/hot dog!

 
JessicaRaven 2008-03-23 12:13:09 AM  
when I slaw the headvine I knew the thread was going to be gouda, I couldn't kelp butter read it! wild scallions could't drag me away

 
47 is the new 42 2008-03-23 12:19:45 AM  
Those rap-scallions!

/Yes, I know that was too easy.
//And pretty cheesy.
///Can't figure out how to make a pun out of Vidallia (sp?)

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:19:51 AM  
Olive it when a pun thread comes together!

 
Billgerat 2008-03-23 12:23:09 AM  
At least it's a break from them Broccoli Spears stories.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-03-23 12:24:55 AM  
Onions are quite good at keeping flies away, and should be at the top of any "no fly" list, well ahead of leeks, scallions, bell peppers and radishes.

If you wish to attract flies, honey, sugar, molasses and anything over a B-cup will usually suffice.

 
YixilTesiphon 2008-03-23 12:25:42 AM  
I came in here and scanned for "belt".

 
CT_Kirk 2008-03-23 12:38:14 AM  
hhooper: New Jersey just got a lot stinkier.

un possum bull

 
aglassonion 2008-03-23 12:41:05 AM  
Just wanted to comment in this thread.

 
3steps 2008-03-23 12:41:19 AM  
forestwalker: shadowwake: It's a sad knee'jerky reaction that onions are on the no fry list.

eh, I am not sure what exactly the author means by that, but I do not believe the FAA has banned onions on cargo flights. The author says "this particular load" I think he means that they did not allow THAT EXACT load to continue on the rest of the flight. I do load planning and hazmat inspection for a major express carrier and nothing about banning onions has come up here.


DUDE... it was a JOKE... clam down already...

 
IrieTom 2008-03-23 12:44:08 AM  
This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.

Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call any vegetable
Call one today
Call any vegetable
When you get off the plane
Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
Ooooh! The vegetable
Will respond to you

Some people don't go for prunes . . . I dunno . . . I've always found that if they . . .

Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
Pick up your phone
Call any vegetable
Think of a vegetable
Call any vegetable
Lonely at home
Call any vegetable
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
That a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo

RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAYYYYY . . .

A prune isn't really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.

 
CT_Kirk 2008-03-23 12:45:02 AM  
47 is the new 42: Those rap-scallions!

/Yes, I know that was too easy.
//And pretty cheesy.
///Can't figure out how to make a pun out of Vidallia (sp?)


Vidallia how, but I carrot right now.

 
Fark This! 2008-03-23 01:07:48 AM  

 
Bith Set Me Up 2008-03-23 01:20:05 AM  
Where they flying to Morganville, which was what they called Shelbyville at the time?

 
hartman5000 2008-03-23 01:39:32 AM  
You know the old cabbage, someone must have kohlrabi-ated with them.

 
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