Don't playa hate subby.

If ya having surf problems I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems but a beach ain't one

/hit me
//+1

Is it two?

All the coke fueled shootouts in Acapulco make that destination not worth the trip anymore?

That was the most pointless headline i've ever seen on fark. Ever. Sorry, worst headline EVER.

ImNotFatImFluffy: That was the most pointless headline i've ever seen on fark. Ever. Sorry, worst headline EVER.

Login: ImNotFatImFluffy
Submitted links approved: none

/nuff said

FeedTheCollapse
Don't playa hate subby.

*golf clap*

Damn. Misread vernal release as Venereal release... I thought "Sheesh, Mexico sounds terrible!".

Now I just feel guilty.

yo, fool, I LOL'ded. And sheet.

FeedTheCollapse: Don't playa hate subby.

Yo veo lo que hiciste ahi

I LOL'd.

/hit me

lordargent: ImNotFatImFluffy: That was the most pointless headline i've ever seen on fark. Ever. Sorry, worst headline EVER.

Login: ImNotFatImFluffy
Submitted links approved: none

/nuff said

Thread over with the Troll slammed dunked.
/bow lordargent!

MasterThief: If ya having surf problems I feel bad for ya son
I got 99 problems but a beach ain't one

+1

Beaches? We don't need no steenkin' beaches.

so hit me

+1.

Well done subby!

FTA:
Built on a former trash dump next to Mexico City's airport

Yeah, that's a good long term prospect.

Yes, you CAN build a park on top of a landfill [see various Mt. Trashmores]. But somehow, I don't think the city govt of Mexico City has thought this all the way through.

Mexico was a lot more real 30 years ago.

another prominent roc-a-fella artist, beachy seagull, was unavailable for comment.

FALL

hey, fake beach for all the fake boobs that will be on it! It's a win-win!

/didn't read the actual article
//got nothin really

ImNotFatImFluffy: That was the most pointless headline i've ever seen on fark. Ever. Sorry, worst headline EVER.

Please, eridute us, oh sage one; what makes this headline 'the worst evar', and what would you, instead, deem, in all your glory, a magnificent headline?

I bow down to your obviously superior skills at everything, and breathlessly await your response!

/I give it a 0/100 troll, jackass

Great headline subby.

ImNotFatImFluffy
-1 Just a poor troll attempt.

lordargent
Agreed on the troll slam.

kroonermanblack: Please, eridute us, oh sage one; what makes this headline 'the worst evar', and what would you, instead, deem, in all your glory, a magnificent headline?

It's even funnier when you consider the fact that this is one of my six greenlights today.

/laundry&shopping day = lots of downtime

The others

2008-03-22: You know that multi-core processor you have? Programmers don't know how to effectively use it

2008-03-22: Ten artificial beaches have been created in Mexico City. I got 99 problems but a beach ain't one

2008-03-22: An 81-year-old woman ends up parked on power lines after she stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Oh, that old excuse again. (with video)

2008-03-22: Mic ros oft war ns of new u npat che d wo rd se cur it y h ol e

2008-03-22: The happiest place on Earth, unless you get beatdown by a lady who thinks you cut into the Mad Tea Cups line

2008-03-22: The average British adult has 2.8 credit/debit cards. They are spending more than they earn on vacations, furniture, even plastic surgery. As a result, the household debt-to-income ratio is 1.62 compared with 1.42 in the US
(why yes, that is 6 greenlights in 1 day)

FeedTheCollapse: Don't playa hate subby.

Win.

ImNotFatImFluffy

I shall also jump on the deriding of Mr. Fluffy. STFU (as in "shut the fluff up"), troll.

subby, on the other hand, gets a +1.

Subby made my night.

Subby: -1. Stupid headline.

dj_bigbird: +1. I haven't laughed at something so hard in a while. And +1 more if you actually made the chart.

I would so +1 this if I was a totalfarker...

/HIT ME!

+1

/viva Mexico cabrones!!

FeedTheCollapse: Don't playa hate subby.

+1

lordargent: kroonermanblack: Please, eridute us, oh sage one; what makes this headline 'the worst evar', and what would you, instead, deem, in all your glory, a magnificent headline?

It's even funnier when you consider the fact that this is one of my six greenlights today.

/laundry&shopping day = lots of downtime

The others

2008-03-22: You know that multi-core processor you have? Programmers don't know how to effectively use it

2008-03-22: Ten artificial beaches have been created in Mexico City. I got 99 problems but a beach ain't one

2008-03-22: An 81-year-old woman ends up parked on power lines after she stepped on the gas instead of the brake. Oh, that old excuse again. (with video)

2008-03-22: Mic ros oft war ns of new u npat che d wo rd se cur it y h ol e

2008-03-22: The happiest place on Earth, unless you get beatdown by a lady who thinks you cut into the Mad Tea Cups line

2008-03-22: The average British adult has 2.8 credit/debit cards. They are spending more than they earn on vacations, furniture, even plastic surgery. As a result, the household debt-to-income ratio is 1.62 compared with 1.42 in the US
(why yes, that is 6 greenlights in 1 day)

You've got skill, but you're no 40below, that's for sure.

Unless you are, then that would be just weird.

did anyone else read that as "10 artificial babies," or was it just me?

+1 to subby for the headline

+1 to dj_bigbird for the spreadsheet that made me lol

ImJustaTroll: You've got skill, but you're no 40below, that's for sure.

I never used to submit that much, this months run though was caused by me finding a RSS reader for firefox that I actually like.

So, whenever CNN or fox or whatever updates. I see the headlines right there and can get the submission started.

/firefox RSS reader is called "brief". I highly recommend it. Heck, throw the fark RSS feeds on there as well.

lordargent: It's even funnier when you consider the fact that this is one of my six greenlights today.

How do you manage that, while still having to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

lordargent: (why yes, that is 6 greenlights in 1 day)


yup. It's fixed. You aren't the first proof I've seen. You won't be the last.

dwalder: Damn. Misread vernal release as Venereal release... I thought "Sheesh, Mexico sounds terrible!".

Now I just feel guilty.

Oh, so glad I wasn't the only one...

I've had a bit of a problem with that song since he got married. Doesn't that mean he now has 99 problems, including a biatch?

/dnrtfa

Merry Sunshine: How do you manage that, while still having to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

I thought I told you it was laundry day.

/I have a weight bench and a good pair of running shoes. Who needs a gym with all that fancy equipment, treadmills? Stairmasters? WTF!

I came to this thread hoping for pictures of hot Mexican girls on beaches.

You have failed me for the last time, Fark.

The question for beaches in Mexico City is...

where's the water?

Now I'm not exactly the most successful headline submitter, but ImNotFatImFluffy does have a point, even if it was expressed inappropriately.

The headline really is quite nonsensical.

/runs, hides

Holy hell . . . that made me LOL. For rizeal.

Imaginary +1, subby - until my next sporadic TF episode.

Bypassing the headline and going to the article.

I rather like this fake beach project that the City has put in place, I wish my city did something like that with its pools. We have "beaches" somewhere around here as we have lakes in the area but between the tides and the constant shutting down of swimming areas due to bacteria that could be gone in two days but take two weeks to get test results for back.

Taking my kids to the beach is a serious hassle. Add in the generally crummy weather here abouts and being like the families these beaches are targeting where its just not in the budget to take a trip anywhere with a real beach at least with one of the fake beaches I'd be able to do something with my kids that would at least be enjoyable.

Being Mexico City, it shouldn't be more than a week or two before the "beaches" are too polluted to use, and the bacteria count of the "oceans" is too high to count.

Then they can fill them back in with trash, and start over.

FeedTheCollapse - Well played, I got a chuckle out of "playa" hating.

dj_bigbird, that pic busts me up every single time.