Damn! I better go tell all my peeps.

But what happens to the superbowl-champions apparel for the losing teams????

These never make it to my kid's Easter baskets.

Atheists only want people to think that Easter candy isn't good for you. That's why they've all corrupted scientists like those in the article!

Everyone knows that candy from Easter is special because it's used to honor The Lord! Jesus makes it so that Easter candy isn't bad for you if you have faith in Him!

Jesus wants you to be saved through him! Give your life to him so that you never have to be tempted by the devil again!

I think double-chocolate porter is very good for me.

I read those articles to find out which candies are the ones that I do want to eat.

SphericalTime: Atheists only want people to think that Easter candy isn't good for you. That's why they've all corrupted scientists like those in the article!

Everyone knows that candy from Easter is special because it's used to honor The Lord! Jesus makes it so that Easter candy isn't bad for you if you have faith in Him!

Jesus wants you to be saved through him! Give your life to him so that you never have to be tempted by the devil again!

You forgot Easter candy is bad for you stories are what tin foil hat Atheist use to keep Jesus out of their brains

I hate peeps.

SphericalTime:

Jesus wants you to be saved through him! Give your life to him so that you never have to be tempted by the devil again!

Jesus looks cute when he's hopping around giving kids candy and hiding his eggs.

Oh yeah? See's candy cures cancer. Suck it, major news publications.

No, I don't have a source. Trust me.

Now candy is bad for you? What's next, cake?

So what if it's not good for you.

Anything that gives the world Cadbudy Eggs can't be bad, period.

i just annhilated four cadbury caramel eggs

It's that time of year again for a major news publication to repost the same article from last year that states the obvious. Easter candy isn't good for you

Someone should write a book about this.

ZOMG!!!! Before you know it, they're going to tell us that egg nog and candy canes are bad for us.

Lt Shiny Sides: I hate peeps.

I'm the only one in my family who doesn't like them. My wife and kids would eat them by the truckload if they could.

I'll just go with the chocolate.

Now that I'm an adult, I hope the Easter Bunny leaves me a basket full of cigars, beer, and prOn.

I usually eat all my candy in one day, if not one sitting. The benifits are threefold:

No trove of candy to tempt me for weeks or months.

I really don't believe my body is capable of processing that much sugar and I end up pooing most of it out.

I'll be so sick that I won't want to eat any sweets for months.

Your advice iz too late.
Already messily devoured teh chocolate bunny.

/He gave his all for the cause.

Cybernetic: It's that time of year again for a major news publication to repost the same article from last year that states the obvious. Easter candy isn't good for you

Someone should write a book about this.

Unfortunately no one would buy it.

Why did they not include in the article how much healthier pastafarians are?

It's ok strangeguitar, I giggled.

The Power Nap: I really don't believe my body is capable of processing that much sugar and I end up pooing most of it out.

Dude, sugar dissolves in water. Do you pee out all of the alcohol your body can't process?

Lt Shiny Sides: I hate peeps.

Good
More 4 me

Actually, I don't think 100 some odd calories for 4 peeps is too bad.
I probably couldn't eat more than 4 in one sitting anyway.

Oh yeah? Well, I personally think that Cadbury Caramel Eggs are manna from Heaven.

It's bad, but it just tastes so good...

/will be eating nothing but candy for a week
//will be seeing the dentist next week

SphericalTime: Atheists only want people to think that Easter candy isn't good for you. That's why they've all corrupted scientists like those in the article!

As an atheist I can say you can have my Cadbury Creme Eggs when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

Pshew, glad this is about Easter Candy and not the super-cheap After-Easter Candy. That's my favorite.

Come between me and my Mini Eggs and pull back a stump, mister...

/obligatory

strangeguitar: Damn! I better go tell all my peeps.

*groan*

well done

peeps are disgusting.

/haven't eaten any candy this Easter
//wants Twix

Brought to you by the same jerk that takes the punch bowl away when the party is just getting into gear. Isn't it good that there are people around that are willing to suck the fun out of EVERYTHING? Where would we be without them?

I looked for a cadbury creme egg today...and couldn't find one.

I died a little inside.

My wife and step-daughters are Buddhist. I am atheist. But that does not stop us from enjoying good chocolate on Easter. Or any other day. And I mean the good stuff, not the Nestle' or Hershey or Godiva or See's stuff. But the real Chocolate, Xocolatl and Charles' Chocolate. Casa don puglisi with Bergamot rules.

I eat more hard-boiled eggs than candy.

Do not walk behind me.

For your own safety.

lifelongmanic: I looked for a cadbury creme egg today...and couldn't find one.

I died a little inside.

I weep for you my brother.

Just don't ask for mine.