Sometimes they're just bizarre accidents.

I think I already saw this on digg...

Ha.


/sigh

yeah but can you make a bong out of it

Carl Spackler approves

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Looks like it's time to throw in the trowel.

It's your basic garden variety crime; nothing to see here. You can all go back to your gnomes.

dmaul: yeah but can you make a bong out of it




Caterpillar chick seconds this

Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage.

/sorry, I thought I heard "implements of destruction"

A shovel-point robbery is the perfect opportunity to say Gimme All Your Lupins.

man, desperate times, call for desperate measures (grabbing anything at hand)

They live in a town called "Wildwood" but can't find an axe for a weapon?

He's digging his own grave at this rate.

A pro would have used a Garden Weasel - Gold edition.

/wanted for questioning

JonnyBGoode: /wanted for questioning

Son of a!

I watched that last night and came in here to post it but you beat me to it.

Also, the shoveller wouldn't support crime.

And this happened in the Garden State.

Coincidence?

"An unemployed waitress from Egg Harbor Township"

Is there really such a thing as an "unemployed waitress"?

What, they couldn't find a squeegee?

Splenda: dmaul: yeah but can you make a bong out of it
Caterpillar chick seconds this

Hookah != bomb.

Bong, even.

Shovels don't kill people, people kill people.

/damn dems trying to take our shovels away
//you can pry my shovel out of my cold dead hands!

There was one of these "Funniest Home Videos" tapes of a guy who took his kids ATV riding in a quarry. Turns out it was private property.

The owner comes out and busts the guy so hard in the mouth with a shovel that some of his teeth went flying.

Holy shiat. I had NO idea we had spetsnaz in NJ.
http://www.spetsnaz-gru.com/spetsnaz-entrenching-shovel-1.htm

Never bring a ho to a shovel fight.

/Digger, please.

Me, I'd have used a spade for that job myself.

Yeah, but it was a really big shovel.

bearded clamorer: Never bring a ho to a shovel fight.

/Digger, please.

We have a winner...

Thats nothing, late 90's...these two kids in my town, murdered the one's mom with a shovel, true story.

Impressed

Telegraph the main office. Tell 'em I said...

jarrod21: "An unemployed waitress from Egg Harbor Township"

Is there really such a thing as an "unemployed waitress"?

This!


/I'm an unemployed pizza delivery driver

Eric Olthwaite is impressed by this.

bbaz: jarrod21: "An unemployed waitress from Egg Harbor Township"

Is there really such a thing as an "unemployed waitress"?

This!


/I'm an unemployed pizza delivery driver

I'm an unemployed eunuch.

"Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well."

/obscure?

When shovels are outlawed, only outlaws will have shovels.

This is going to turn into the next big campaign issue. Hillary will want to introduce a new Brady Bill to include pitchforks, shovels, rakes, and axes.

Wait... Wildwood is down the shore. Granted, it's the city on a summer resort island, and not as family-friendly as North Wildwood or the Crest, but still. Guess the off-season cash lull gets on the carnies' nerves.

/also, I was not aware it had alleys.
//and why would you need a shovel there when every yard is just little white rocks?

bearded clamorer: Never bring a ho to a shovel fight.

damn... took 26 posts for a "hoe" pun. :/

/I was betting on less than five

/Approves.