Depends. Was the man either Woody Harrelson or Keifer Sutherland?

The animal was escorted out of the building after the man's father claimed the horse wasn't his.



Remains unclaimed.

If it wasn't for that horse, I'd never have spent that year in college...

"We do have a pet visitation policy, but it does not include a horse"

Of course, of course.

I would totally ride Sarah Jessica Parker.

Bedpan Horsepan need on 'C' wing

Are there any laws against drinking and riding?

I don't get it.

the voices in your head
I didn't see a ref to Sarah Jessica Parker, unless you meen the picture above? That looks more like Ann Coulter not Sarah Jessica Parker

I take a whiskey drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy

JSAN618
the voices in your head
I didn't see a ref to Sarah Jessica Parker, unless you meen the picture above? That looks more like Ann Coulter not Sarah Jessica Parker

It doesn't matter. They both look like a foot.

JSAN618:

Why the long face?

klymen there is in Illinois, and also Riding Lawmowers, 10 Speeds, and a number of various wheeled vehicles.

Believe me, it is hard to explain why you have a ticket for speeding on a 10 speed to you parents. I did outrun the sucker, not his radio.

Sounds like horsesqueeze to me. *spies nearby ER floor* Kinda looks like it, too.

I've been through a hospital on a horse with no name. It feels good to be completely insane.

The animal was escorted out of the building after the man's father claimed the horse wasn't his.

So he would have been allowed to stay if the father confirmed his ID?

Wonder if he got his cover back...

"We investigate all incidents and this is a very rare incident and naturally its something we sat and discussed laughed our asses off about so we can understand how it happened and how we can prevent it the next time," said the hospital spokesman.

What really happened. What a stupid grandson - takes the wrong horse to the hospital to see Grandpa.

Can you imagine being saddled with a son like that?

RiverKing
JSAN618:

Why the long face?

From drinking Scotch from a horse trough!!!

"Ha! ha! ha! Papa, do you know, Mr. Sutherland set him up on his hind legs yesterday, and made him walk on them like a dancing-dog. He was going to lift him, but he kicked about so when he felt himself leaving the ground, that he tumbled Mr. Sutherland into the horse-trough."

Front page news on the island paper here. At least it wasn't any more drownings.

/don't visit kauai; hungry sharks
//maui's better

Oh fark! Patient just died in room 105.
Cirrhosis of the eye.
Nurse come in please where are you?
fark it he's dead.
Oh shiat there's a horse in the hospital!

JSAN618: the voices in your head
I didn't see a ref to Sarah Jessica Parker, unless you meen the picture above? That looks more like Ann Coulter not Sarah Jessica Parker

You've never read a fark thread about SJP, have you?

/neiiiiigh

I work at a Hospital
and let me just say
its not that hard to get a horse past security
esp. if the doors are automatic (duh)

/has seen a lot crazier shait at hospitals

DrunkenApostle:
Oh fark! Patient just died in room 105.
Cirrhosis of the eye.
Nurse come in please where are you?
fark it he's dead.
Oh shiat there's a horse in the hospital!

This.

/came here to post that

Oh fark! Patient just died in room 105
Cirrohsis of the eye
Nurse come in, please where are you?
fark it he's dead
Oh shiat there's a horse in the hospital!

the voices in your head

No, but I just did a search and a couple of quick scans of the archives. My oppologies for missing the reference.

JSAN618: the voices in your head

No, but I just did a search and a couple of quick scans of the archives. My oppologies for missing the reference.

I don't really care (we're here to educate), but the grammar nazis are going to cream themselves once they read your post.

Did somebody say "Reefer" Sutherland?

/I keed!

Is it possible to ride a horse into a hospital and up the elevator without looking intoxicated?

Me thinks they may be jumping to conclusions

Therein lies the superiority of the horse as transport: can a car get you home when you're too drunk to drive? Can it take you to the hospital without being asked? Can it love you and nuzzle you and nourish your rose bushes copiously?

On the other hand, a horse is as dumb as half a brick.

brantgoose: Therein lies the superiority of the horse as transport: can a car get you home when you're too drunk to drive? Can it take you to the hospital without being asked? Can it love you and nuzzle you and nourish your rose bushes copiously?

On the other hand, a horse is as dumb as half a brick.

He drove a vehicle there. The horse was in a horse trailer attached to it. See this article. Hospital staff then stood by while the drunk man drove off. How responsible of them.

Its really irresponsible to let a horse get drunk

Caligula? Is that you?

Did anyone check in case there was an old lady in the next bed who'd swallowed a fly? She could've taken care of that horse in a few gulps.

nobozo: The animal was escorted out of the building after the man's father claimed the horse wasn't his.



Remains unclaimed.

Win, thread over.

So many wins in the first few posts, when did so many farkers get so snarky?

"We do have a pet visitation policy, but it does not include a horse,"

What a bunch of speciests

Thought this would make a great alternate ending to Shane.
Ride off into the night.. strait to the hospital.

I came for the Lee Marvin references.

/disappointed

Made me think of stories about my grandpa. He bought a horse one day after he got drunk.

Sometimes when he was drunk he would ride it bareback around town. The cops would catch him covered with road-rash because he kept falling off.

I only met him once or twice when I was little, but the stories about him were endless.

skinink: I've been through a hospital on a horse with no name. It feels good to be completely insane.

Damn you for beating me to it!

/You're in the desert. You've got nothing better to do. Name the freaking horse!!

mgyqmb: Oh fark! Patient just died in room 105
Cirrohsis of the eye
Nurse come in, please where are you?
fark it he's dead
Oh shiat there's a horse in the hospital!

I was coming in to post this!

Gyrfalcon: Did anyone check in case there was an old lady in the next bed who'd swallowed a fly? She could've taken care of that horse in a few gulps.

She's dead of course

I knew there would be at least 1 Kool Keith reference here, I swear the first thing I thought of was Dr. Octagon. But 2? OMG!
halfsharkaligatorman!