Did it involve claiming to be a soldier in the marine core?

Pocket Ninja: Did it involve claiming to be a soldier in the marine core?

I see what you did there.

Hooooah!

There's a lot going on in that little story. His wife ratted him out, but I couldn't tell if the wife thought he was the other guy all along.

FTA: The VA's inspector general began investigating Mulcahy after a phone call from Mulcahy's wife, authorities said, but it wasn't clear how she learned of the alleged deception nor why she called authorities.

She knew he was lying because veterans have enormous "equipment."

/Or she found out how much six inches really is.

Pocket Ninja: Did it involve claiming to be a soldier in the marine core?

He still hasn't given that up. Check out his profile for his "proof" that he was in the Marines.

Whaaaa??

Well, now that the Core has been discussed, check out the gallery of cheerleaders to the right of the story.

This should be redlit for calling out a farker in the headline.

/heh

Sgt Otter: Pocket Ninja: Did it involve claiming to be a soldier in the marine core?

He still hasn't given that up. Check out his profile for his "proof" that he was in the Marines.


Looks like his wife's been doing some profile cleaning...


What did he have as proof?

Aw. I missed something fun, didn't I?

xtex: Aw. I missed something fun, didn't I?

You missed a guy (farker) claiming to have been in the Marine Core.. yet having no substantial proof and only the worst backstory filled with lies and errors in the history of lying on Fark.

-9.5 years service
-saw combat (yeah, even in the Air Force..wtf?)

This guy's "service" is about as convincing as...convincing as...what's that full of BS guy's name again?



Oh yeah: George W Bush!

keylock71: Sgt Otter: Pocket Ninja: Did it involve claiming to be a soldier in the marine core?

He still hasn't given that up. Check out his profile for his "proof" that he was in the Marines.


Looks like his wife's been doing some profile cleaning...


What did he have as proof?

Some article he must have Googled his ass off to dig up, where it referred to Marines as soldiers. During the Spanish-American War.

What's this "Marine Core soldier"'s username?

I say let him face military justice, if he wants to impersonate a Marine for 20 years let him have some time in Leavenworth. If he were young enough I'd say let him go to Iraq or forcibly enlist after serving time.

How ironic.

When I was in the Navy it was all about not bringing your status if you can possibly avoid it. Too many stereotypes floating around.

Grass is always greener.

dipdunk: I say let him face military justice, if he wants to impersonate a Marine for 20 years let him have some time in Leavenworth. If he were young enough I'd say let him go to Iraq or forcibly enlist after serving time.


I like this idea.

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Dr.Knockboots: You missed a guy (farker) claiming to have been in the Marine Core.. yet having no substantial proof and only the worst backstory filled with lies and errors in the history of lying on Fark.

Also, he missed about a thousand other Farkers doing the same thing, except with better spelling. Not that there's anything wrong with that, though. Speaking as the Chief Master Sergeant of the Air Force, I can tell you that all of us military types find it quite flattering. We talk about it while we're doing army stuff.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to be at the base gym in oh-twenty-six-hundred minutes.

As a retired kernal I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/singlehandedly defeated the Afghani navy

I'd join the army if I could spend it in a bar! That sounds awesome.

/your grammar, I'm nazifying it
//HEIL WEBSTER

I have two jobs: I'm a croissant chef AND a sniper.

I came for the pics of Father Mulcahy - thanks.

clownpenis.fart: What's this "Marine Core soldier"'s username?

The original thread:

Here.

I'm sure you can figure out who we're talking about.

How about the guy who said he was flying an A-6 off a carrier. He pulled it off for a long time.

Sgt Otter: clownpenis.fart: What's this "Marine Core soldier"'s username?

The original thread:

Here.

I'm sure you can figure out who we're talking about.

they seem to have deleted all the interesting stuff.

The old Marine COre soldier thread. A classic. Easily up there with the guy who earnt his GED in law.

I had a friend give me his navy uniform.

Never pretended I was really in the navy.

the voices in your head: I'd join the army if I could spend it in a bar! That sounds awesome.

A tour in Korea is about as close as you can get.

GAT_00: Well, now that the Core has been discussed, check out the gallery of cheerleaders to the right of the story.

This. :)

Lionel Mandrake 2008-03-22 12:25:02 PM
This guy's "service" is about as convincing as...convincing as...what's that full of BS guy's name again?

Oh yeah: George W Bush!

Actually you got it wrong dumbass....Bush actually did serve in the Air National Guard. The Dan Rather story was bogus ( suppose you don't recall him being fired over it?? )

It was Al Gore who claimed to have served in Vietnam even though he never did...

Unless of course you consider going on a press junkit and being surrounded by body guards " serving " in Vietnam.

Still, I'm grateful that he was so well protected by body guards or he may not have lived long enough to invent these internets.

Sgt Otter: clownpenis.fart: What's this "Marine Core soldier"'s username?

The original thread:

Here.

I'm sure you can figure out who we're talking about.

That's some funny stuff.

Did the "guy steals his son's identity while he served in Iraq" story make it to Fark? I think I read about it in one of those paper thingies.

Poop-n-Slop 2008-03-22 01:32:57 PM
dipdunk: I say let him face military justice, if he wants to impersonate a Marine for 20 years let him have some time in Leavenworth. If he were young enough I'd say let him go to Iraq or forcibly enlist after serving time.


I like this idea.


Me too.

Was it Special Agent Orange?

dipdunk: I say let him face military justice, if he wants to impersonate a Marine for 20 years let him have some time in Leavenworth. If he were young enough I'd say let him go to Iraq or forcibly enlist after serving time.

Good thing he wasn't impersonating an Air Force veteran, then, they'll take you up to something like 56 for some positions if you pass their physical and get a waiver.

I know this because they tried to recruit me the other day. Wow, that's a shock, sort of like getting carded.

MIguy: the voices in your head: I'd join the army if I could spend it in a bar! That sounds awesome.

A tour in Korea is about as close as you can get.


This!

What's the quickest way to make E-5 in the army?

Go to Korea as an E-6!

This link will probably take you in the general vicinity of where the fun begins.

semiotix: he missed about a thousand other Farkers doing the same thing, except with better spelling

I go the other way. I'm actually a tall, tan and ripped Navy SEAL pretending to be a wimpy and pasty-white New York attorney.

While my life is all action--carrying babies and nuns accross minefields, hunting for Bin Laden in piranha infested Iraqi rice paddies, that sort of thing--sometimes I just like to pretend that I spend my days under flourescent lights conducting document review, doing legal research and drafting memoranda.

libbynomore2: Bush actually did serve in the Air National Guard.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... *wheeze*

Hunt for Red October Babe?...that was me....I found it...

gorbishof: How about the guy who said he was flying an A-6 off a carrier. He pulled it off for a long time.

Ah, another classic outing of a rabidly pro-war phony veteran:

Start with Zap Branigan's comment.

Anybody remember the name of the Farker who claimed to be the guy in this photo:



FYI: That's a stock photo of a Polish GROM commando. It's on the farking Wikipedia entry for GROM.

medius:
While my life is all action--carrying babies and nuns accross minefields, hunting for Bin Laden in piranha infested Iraqi rice paddies, that sort of thing

You got to carry nuns across minefields?

We used to PRAY to get nuns to carry across minefields. All we had was a dead packmule to carry across hot gravel, and he was starting to bloat.

medius: doing legal research and drafting memoranda.

You aren't tough enough for that. Keep after Bin Laden..

Here's a link to the story in the local newspaper with a little more information on the matter, *and* a scary pic!!

Link (new window)

Sgt Otter: Ah, another classic outing of a rabidly pro-war phony veteran:

I remember that one also. Never been in the service but I know a couple former SEALs. They flat out don't talk about it.

libbynomore2:
Actually you got it wrong dumbass....Bush actually did serve in the Air National Guard. The Dan Rather story was bogus ( suppose you don't recall him being fired over it?? )

Is your handle a reference to Scooter Libby being disbarred?

That's a stock photo of a Polish GROM commando. It's on the farking Wikipedia entry for GROM

Umm yeah aaa that's me I am a Polish Grom.