That article was only long enough to be idle-interest mongering. It needs about another two paragraphs to reach concern-mongering, and another whole page or so before it can even be considered dread-mongering. Fear-mongering is way, way on the horizon.

All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

Not if they are covered in lead paint.

Are they made in China?

Dilbert J. Galt: All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

I know I would be pissed if I were at a game and someone ate my seat.

Toronto's Jays (Toronto's other Leafs) are doing the same, for about 10 bucks above the normal ticket price.

These people really need to get a life... How much can you consume during a game that typically lasts around 2 hours?

Yes, they're safe. They're very safe. They're so safe you wouldn't believe it.

Pavia_Resistance: Dilbert J. Galt: All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

I know I would be pissed if I were at a game and someone ate my seat.

That is why I spread mine heavily with Dave's Insanity Sauce™ before I go to the beer line - you can always see who tried to nibble your seat when you get back by their watering eyes....

AJatHP: Toronto's Jays (Toronto's other Leafs) are doing the same, for about 10 bucks above the normal ticket price.

If it wasn't for the Yankees and Red Sox being in their division The Blue Jays would probably make the playoffs.

/MLB really needs to do something about the clusterfark that are the Yankees and the Red Sox... How can anyone really compete against them?

$1,250 for NFL season tix including food/drink isn't half bad really.

Goldberg says -- just what the world doesn't need is another way
to get as much food as you want whenever you want it.


Yeah thanks Goldberg for telling me what the world doesn't need. Judging by your namesake, I can empathize with your issues of having enough to eat. Now shut up and fetch me a corn dog.

As someone who regularly goes to the All You Can Eat/Drink deck at the town's summer league team...I don't care if they are safe, it's farking awesome!

Does the all you can eat go throughout the whole game? I went to a local minor league team and had tickets to the "Party Deck" as they put it and the food was only free up until the 3rd inning then you had to pay.

Om nom nom nom

Dilbert J. Galt: All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

You could, but they are way too salty.

who'd want to eat a baseball seat?

/sleepy
//need coffee

///crawling back to my nice warm bed soon

Benjimin_Dover: You could, but they are way too salty.

Ew... Let's not talk about the reasons why a seat at a sports stadium would end up salty.

Benjimin_Dover: Dilbert J. Galt: All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

You could, but they are way too salty.


I like to melt them over some nachos. The plastic really makes a delicious cheese imitator.

SharpieFiend: These people really need to get a life... How much can you consume during a game that typically lasts around 2 hours?

quite a lot, but i may not be able to get back out.

hey, i have it, coming soon fatty trap, resteraunts, sqeeze in the front door, eat till you pop, when you find you're stuck someone pushes you ot the back of the place into a rendering vat.


By the way, an y one care for my FTbiodiesels? it's a hunnerd percent renewable

/i'd like an emergency exit seat, so i can lean back /snore

2and4: $1,250 for NFL season tix including food/drink isn't half bad really.

you realize that's exactly 2 hotdogs, and a beer for that price.

FTFA;
"Jeanne Goldberg is a professor of nutrition science at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts.

Goldberg says -- just what the world doesn't need is another way to get as much food as you want whenever you want it.

Jeanne Goldberg, you rock.

I'm glad they had to talk to a 'professor of nutrition science' to tell us that people are fat and will shovel more food down their gullets if it's all-you-can-eat.

SharpieFiend: These people really need to get a life... How much can you consume during a game that typically lasts around 2 hours?

I think you underestimate the amount of alcohol people consume at those games. Not saying alcohol is paid for BUT if you get five or six beers in me, plus the shots I invariably took before the game, I can put down an obscene amount of hot dogs, peanuts, and whatever else they have at the concession stand.

zensel: FTFA;
"Jeanne Goldberg is a professor of nutrition science at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts.

Goldberg says -- just what the world doesn't need is another way to get as much food as you want whenever you want it.

Jeanne Goldberg, you rock. are a self-important douche nozzle with authoritarian tendencies.

FTFY.

Eat what you want. Let other people eat what they want.

Goldberg says -- just what the world doesn't need is another way to get as much food as you want whenever you want it.

People like this need to DIAF. I will do whatever i want, whenever i want. Im the one who has to live in this shiatty world where sports and food are a diversion from the day-in day-out grind of life thats been made for me. If i want to eat 2 hot dogs instead of one, its my farking choice.

It's a freaking baseball game... like the people there aren't already a bunch of fat slobs! Give 'em what they want, it's as simple as that.

KidKorporate: It's a freaking baseball game... like the people there aren't already a bunch of fat slobs! Give 'em what they want, it's as simple as that.

I take it you aren't a baseball fan... To quote a previous farker, "DIAF." Thank you, come again.

I'm holding out for "all you can wack off" seating.

FTW!!!

SecretAgentWoman: Pavia_Resistance: Dilbert J. Galt: All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Can anybody really eat more than one?

I know I would be pissed if I were at a game and someone ate my seat.

That is why I spread mine heavily with Dave's Insanity Sauce™ before I go to the beer line - you can always see who tried to nibble your seat when you get back by their watering eyes....

First thing I thought when reading the healine:



/I know, it has nothing to do with TFA
//So?

Not worth it if you have to watch the Dodgers.

Why would I want to eat a baseball seat, let alone a plethora of them?

CygnusDarius: /I know, it has nothing to do with TFA

That one chick in the upper left must be blind, she's just sittin' watchin' and chompin' on her popcorn.

That pic needs a caption contest....

"The invisible man had become an insufferable prick in his older days."

socodog: That pic needs a caption contest....

Bats? In YOUR Face?
It's more likely than you think!.

Is all-you-can-eat a requirement?

$65-$70 for braves in lexus pavilion and includes bud or bud light. is it april 19th, yet? Go Dodgers

zensel: FTFA;
"Jeanne Goldberg is a professor of nutrition science at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts.

Goldberg says -- just what the world doesn't need is another way to get as much food as you want whenever you want it.

Jeanne Goldberg, you rock.


Yes, just what we need: another Liberal elitist telling me what I'm allowed to eat, what I'm allowed to listen on the radio, and watch on TV.

You can have by beer and hot dog, when you pry them from my cold, dead, hands.

Instead of trying to save people from themselves, perhaps they should spend some time looking in a mirror, and try to save themselves, first.

Actually as I understand it, a large percentage of the world DOES need another way to get as much food as they want whenever they want it. This dichotomy between the part of the world that doesn't have enough to eat, and the part of the world that actually has serious problems with having too much... tweaks with my brain, somehow.

mrredskin: $65-$70 for braves in lexus pavilion and includes bud or bud light. is it april 19th, yet? Go Dodgers

What Lexus level? It's now the Golden Moon Casino level. So much for baseball staying away from gambling.

SharpieFiend: /MLB really needs to do something about the clusterfark that are the Yankees and the Red Sox... How can anyone really compete against them?

We have a team in Cleveland that had no problem competing against the vaunted Yanquis, at 1/3 their payroll. We Gave Boston a run for it as well.

The Reds have something like this. It looked pretty cool on my tour.

2and4: $1,250 for NFL season tix including food/drink isn't half bad really.

Thats just for the seat. The tickets cost extra.

2and4: $1,250 for NFL season tix including food/drink isn't half bad really.

I wasn't aware that there were 125 games in a season. I mean the average all-you-can-eat is $10, but they have variety, and you can always turn the game off, so that seems like a much better value.

All-you-can-eat baseball seats: Are they safe?

Oh go away, I really don't want/need a wire service or Jeanne Goldberg, professor of nutrition science at the Friedman School of Nutrition at Tufts, to act as my nanny. If I (and only I) decide that I require your services I will send for you.

CygnusDarius: First thing I thought when reading the healine:

/I know, it has nothing to do with TFA
//So?

Actually, it does have something to do with TFA. The pic was taken at The Ballpark in Arlington, which rolled out an all-you-can-eat hot dogs, coke & nachos section last year.

/I might have been at the game where the old fart took the bat to the jaw.
//Talk about adding insult to injury... he paid to watch the Texas Rangers.