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(amer coin op) Stupid Fed-Ex driver gets caught on laundromat camera putting Ding Dongs in dryers. Chester Cheetah unavailable for comment   (americancoinop.com) divider line 99
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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 09:27:34 AM  
I'm glad that article had a close-up photograph of a security camera to go along with it. I've always wondered what one of those things looked like. Too bad they couldn't have gotten one of a Federal Express truck, too. I'll guess I'll just have to keep wondering about those. Oh well. Life's a mystery.

 
kronicfeld [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:29:29 AM  
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PacManDreaming [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:51:42 AM  
Milk Duds or Sugar Babies would've worked better.

 
dgc360 [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 10:57:58 AM  
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"Yo, Ding Dong, man, Ding Dong!"

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:44:08 AM  
a fed-ex employee who likes to hang out in a laundromat to watch tv while stashing ding dongs in dryers... c'mon farker, out yourself

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:49:42 AM  
Pocket Ninja: I'm glad that article had a close-up photograph of a security camera to go along with it. I've always wondered what one of those things looked like. Too bad they couldn't have gotten one of a Federal Express truck, too. I'll guess I'll just have to keep wondering about those. Oh well. Life's a mystery.

yeah, that's sort of sad. would the video make you happier? here. and since i hate it when articles contain no details, the guy's name is jerry wayne whitaker

 
skankboy 2008-03-22 11:50:25 AM  
This is so last week. I get my news from American Coin-Op.com daily.

 
buzzvert [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:50:26 AM  
When it absolutely positively has to look like someone pooped.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 11:50:28 AM  
Why on earth would you stick your ding dong in a dryer?

Wouldn't it chafe?

 
I For One Am Outraged 2008-03-22 11:52:00 AM  
I thought he was putting HIS ding dong in the dryer. Would have been more interesting.

 
the voices in your head 2008-03-22 11:52:44 AM  
To answer my own question - because there happened to be lube lying around:

www.diaperjungle.com

 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:53:04 AM  
Megain: would the video make you happier? here.

I am much happier now. Thank you.

 
redoctober65 [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 11:53:38 AM  
Well how else is he supposed to dry his Ding Dong?

 
offacue 2008-03-22 11:55:42 AM  
Megain:

yeah, that's sort of sad. would the video make you happier? here. and since i hate it when articles contain no details, the guy's name is jerry wayne whitaker


Natalie Swallow. giggety

 
zodar99 2008-03-22 11:56:27 AM  
redoctober65: Well how else is he supposed to dry his Ding Dong?

I use fine Corinthian leather on mine.

 
Mary_Contrary 2008-03-22 11:57:00 AM  
Nice pic of the camera.

 
spaceball5001 2008-03-22 12:00:23 PM  
What about Lorena Bobbitt? Was she available?

 
custom Riblet 2008-03-22 12:00:23 PM  
Megain: would the video make you happier? here.

Natalie Swallows and that quote near the end made it worth the two minutes.

Thank you.

 
gilgigamesh 2008-03-22 12:00:33 PM  
I find those cheetos commericals disturbing.

I don't recall any marketing campaign making such a blatant appeal to the darker side of human nature.

 
Alleyoop 2008-03-22 12:02:00 PM  
I For One Am Outraged: I thought he was putting HIS ding dong in the dryer. Would have been more interesting.


More interesting would have been him putting SOMEONE ELSE'S ding dong in the dryer.

 
Enter Login Here 2008-03-22 12:03:07 PM  
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It's a farking arrrow.

 
other guy 2008-03-22 12:03:20 PM  
Classic local news giving the insightful advice.

"Be careful where you put your ding dong."

 
Chibbles 2008-03-22 12:03:27 PM  
I come to point out to all those who haven't seen it yet that there is an arrow (->) in the FedEx name. It is the lower half of the E and the left half of the X.

Can't unsee it now.

 
skankboy 2008-03-22 12:04:34 PM  
Enter Login Here: It's a farking arrrow.

Chibbles: Can't unsee it now.

I could until the above dipshiat posted that picture. Thanks for nothing!!

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 12:05:10 PM  

Ding Dongs?
I grew up with the box being labeled "King Dons" but everyone called them ding dongs.

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When Hostess introduced Ding Dongs in 1967, the advertising campaign included a ringing bell: hence the name Ding Dongs. However, in the eastern United States, Hostess opted to package the cakes as King Dons to avoid confusion with a competitor's product, "Ring Dings". Hostess consolidated the King Don and Ding Dong name in 1987, packaging the cakes as Ding Dongs in all regions. Six months later, Hostess decided to go back to using the King Don name in the eastern U.S., again, to avoid confusion with a competing product. But, today the issue has been put to rest and only Ding Dongs are sold nationwide.

 
almandot 2008-03-22 12:05:35 PM  
Felicia....

 
Alleyoop 2008-03-22 12:07:44 PM  
You can put this ding dong in the dryer...

www.myteespot.com

/yeah, I do need a life

 
pounddawg 2008-03-22 12:07:48 PM  
I see a cheezy lawsuit coming.

/probably not
//got nuthin'

 
butterwings 2008-03-22 12:09:58 PM  
what a waste of snacks! I could've eaten those!

 
Spud Boy 2008-03-22 12:11:16 PM  
I thought that was some sort of hip euphemism that I am too old to understand.

 
blacksho89 2008-03-22 12:13:07 PM  
I thought everybody knew that you duct tape the Ding Dong to the top of the drum so you can't see it.

/Don't tell ME where to put my ding dong, Miss Swallow!

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-03-22 12:14:01 PM  
Well, at least it was a real Ding Dong and not some other cylindrical brown object cause that would have been....too brown.

 
Desmo 2008-03-22 12:17:49 PM  
Remember when the chocolate coating was think enough you could lift the hole top off a Ding Dong? When I was a kid, lunch a school would turn into a contest to see who could peel the lid off a Ding Dong in one piece.

Ahh, those were the days.

/whipper-snapper!

 
Spirit Hammer 2008-03-22 12:18:26 PM  
The first time I read it, I thought he put HIS ding dong in the dryer.

/who hasn't?

 
jls242424 2008-03-22 12:18:31 PM  
knock knock
who's there
A former ding a ling Fed x driver looking for work.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-03-22 12:19:47 PM  
Megain: since i hate it when articles contain no details, the guy's name is jerry wayne whitaker

Having the middle name of "Wayne" is a prelude to bigger things later.
John Wayne Gacy, etc.

 
Skyfrog 2008-03-22 12:21:24 PM  
Sounds like he will soon be an ExFedEx employee.

 
steklo 2008-03-22 12:22:05 PM  
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waiting4godot 2008-03-22 12:28:39 PM  
At my last job, the UPS driver would usually use our restroom. He'd always stick his chewing gum to the mirror and toss the paper towel he used into the same corner. The big surprise would if he left the faucet on or not.

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 12:30:31 PM  
Chibbles: I come to point out to all those who haven't seen it yet that there is an arrow (->) in the FedEx name. It is the lower half of the E and the left half of the X.

Can't unsee it now.

Damn! Now I can't unsee it either! Damn you Chibbles and Enter Login Here, damn you to Hell!

img.photobucket.com

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-03-22 12:30:53 PM  
Stupid? That's brilliant.

 
Calvin Coolidge 2008-03-22 12:34:56 PM  
Damnit, now I really want some Ding Dongs.

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bluejeansonfire 2008-03-22 12:37:05 PM  
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You touch my Tra-la-la.

 
Shyran 2008-03-22 12:42:46 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: Damnit, now I really want some Ding Dongs.

Yeap, same here.

 
Beerguy 2008-03-22 12:50:25 PM  
This thread needs a Felicia Day pic.

www.jedichefs.com

There we go.

 
Mad Mark 2008-03-22 12:53:40 PM  
other guy: Classic local news giving the insightful advice.

"Be careful where you put your ding dong."

Our local news channel is really reaching.
/so ashamed

 
IKillBugs 2008-03-22 12:56:44 PM  
bluejeansonfire: You touch my Tra-la-la.

If your going to do it, do it properly. (new window)

 
kc987654 2008-03-22 01:00:31 PM  
waiting4godot: At my last job, the UPS driver would usually use our restroom. He'd always stick his chewing gum to the mirror and toss the paper towel he used into the same corner. The big surprise would if he left the faucet on or not.

What can Brown do for you?

 
Begoggle 2008-03-22 01:04:39 PM  
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lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 01:06:15 PM  
Walker: Chibbles: I come to point out to all those who haven't seen it yet that there is an arrow (->) in the FedEx name. It is the lower half of the E and the left half of the X.

Can't unsee it now.

Damn! Now I can't unsee it either! Damn you Chibbles and Enter Login Here, damn you to Hell!


Not as mind-blow as finding out there is an eleven in the Big Ten logo.

www.gambling911.com

 
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