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(News.com.au) Strange Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz admits he feels pretty when he's wearing Jessica Simpson's high heels. "I dance around my house in them all the time."   (news.com.au) divider line 42
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eabod 2008-03-20 07:13:34 PM  
I've been a huge fan of Fallout Boy ever since I saw him on MTV cribs. He has a totally sweet... um 2 bedroom apartment or something. I think it's really awesome that he still lives like a normal person. Oh, except for all the super fancy cars he probably leases for more than his apartment costs.

His music? Well it's horrible enough to make him popular enough to allow him to lease fancy things for a little while.

His haircut is great though.

/huge fan

 
twobux [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 07:20:10 PM  
www.visionmtb.com

 
Dread Pirate Slasher 2008-03-20 08:40:11 PM  
I approve.

/has a shoe fetish.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 08:47:44 PM  
Either he has small feet or she has hooves like a Clydesdale.

 
misery faded 2008-03-20 09:07:45 PM  
they look pretty nifty

 
shackelford 2008-03-20 09:22:14 PM  
I don't understand the use of the img1.fark.net tag... have you seen the guy?

 
Antidamascus 2008-03-20 09:30:51 PM  
This is not how "Fallout Boy" and "Simpson" should be used... anywhere..... ever.

 
Melquiades [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 10:11:08 PM  
I can barely *walk* in high heels, never mind dance in them.

farm1.static.flickr.com

Sigh.

 
blame canada 2008-03-20 10:21:29 PM  
eabod, please tell me you're joking

 
goganbunch 2008-03-20 10:27:54 PM  
he's not the front man. he's the lead singer. pete wentz is the bass player that gets all the press cause he's the best looking guy in the band. he is dating ashlee simpson, why would he be wearing jessica simpsons shoes? no no.....this just isnt adding up.

 
DBrandisNC 2008-03-20 10:30:22 PM  
I thought Pete dated Ashlee.

Just makes it weirder.

 
hitmanric 2008-03-20 10:31:34 PM  
please tell me you're joking

translation * I don't like them because the majority of farkers don't either. So if you do then there obviously must be something wrong with your opinion. *

I like Fallout Boy but I'm more jealous that he's stikin it to that stupid piece of fluff.

 
WonderfulElectric 2008-03-20 10:39:15 PM  
Bundle of sticks.

 
blame canada 2008-03-20 10:59:55 PM  
I don't like them because the majority of farkers don't either. So if you do then there obviously must be something wrong with your opinion.

Actual translation: eabod refers to the entire band of Fall Out Boy as "him", yet calls himself a "huge fan". My comment was intended to see if eabod is actually a fan of Fall Out Boy, just Pete Wentz, or if he's simply joking

Also, "fans": it's Fall Out Boy. There's a space there
/pet peeve

 
JerkyMeat 2008-03-20 11:18:37 PM  
He can't die young enough.

 
ten thousand miles that way 2008-03-20 11:28:03 PM  
Patrick Stump would be considered the front man for the group. Pete Wentz only does bass and back up vocals.

I can't believe I actually had to explain that and they're not even a band that I like.

/Except for Sugar, We're Going Down. Like it or not, that was catchy as hell.

 
lazarustaxon 2008-03-20 11:45:05 PM  
Jessica Simpson BRAND shoes (to which the article refers) are always really uncomfortable and totally tranny. No surprises there.


//never wears eyeliner
//more power to him

 
RaKellaKAT 2008-03-21 12:21:25 AM  
Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz admits he feels pretty when he's wearing Jessica Simpson's high heels. "I dance around my house in them all the time." sucks.

FTFS

/asshattery

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-03-21 02:42:34 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

 
JohnnyDreamboat 2008-03-21 03:00:17 AM  
When I think about Fail Out Boy, I think things that this news confirms.

 
deevo 2008-03-21 04:09:09 AM  
First off, Pete Wentz just says or does shiat for the publicity. If you can take pics of your dick just to get a mediocre band on your label some extra popularity, you've got the media eating right out of your asshole. This is reason number one not to greenlight these.

Second, how many farking times are the Fark mods and/or Blender "journalists" who run this stupid farking music section going to greenlight articles that say "Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz"? Farking idiots.

Also, I hate Fall Out Boy and I think Pete Wentz is a douchebag, and I hate MTV Cribs. But I have watched it while high sometimes, and I'm pretty sure that most recently I saw Pete Wentz lived in a mansion too large for himself and overlooking a huge forest or something, and he had tons of stupid-ass shiat like action figures of himself.

 
JessicaRaven 2008-03-21 06:00:25 AM  
frat boy heads everywhere asplode

 
thatperlakyguy 2008-03-21 08:28:47 AM  
Thus adding infinite credibility to Fall Out Boy

 
flecsrogar 2008-03-21 08:31:17 AM  
hitmanric: please tell me you're joking

translation * I don't like them because the majority of farkers don't either. So if you do then there obviously must be something wrong with your opinion. *


Puh-leez! I've hated Fall Out Boy waaaaaaaaaay before I came to fark.

 
Faux Shizzle 2008-03-21 10:56:59 AM  
Jiminy Jillikers!

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-03-21 11:37:13 AM  
Everytime I hear, see, or think about Fallout Boy and their shiatty songs, atrocious lyrics, and sideways trucker hats that make them look like big enough horses' asses that they should be hanging out the back of a trailer when they travel from show to show, I want to methodically hunt down and senselessly damage everything that they hold dear.

I am convinced that this douchebag's bleak whiny voice is the worst thing to assault my ears in a long time, and I hope that Patrick Swayze's cancer miraculously leaves his body and infests in Pete Wentz, because he is at best a virus, inserting spores into popular music that explode with the brown sound of an acre of shiat and infect everything near them, forcing us to put up with the sound of petulance labeled as somehow related to the "punk" movement that was supposed to serve as an anesthetic and a vaccination against this kind of saccharine, artless, brainless celebration of stupidity and misguided angst.


I don't know, maybe it's just not my kind of music.

 
MoeSzyslak 2008-03-21 12:09:13 PM  
What a feg

 
blame canada 2008-03-21 12:35:45 PM  
he had tons of stupid-ass shiat like action figures of himself.
I saw that too but couldn't remember if it was pete wentz or one of the other guys. What a douche

I am convinced that this douchebag's bleak whiny voice is the worst thing to assault my ears in a long time
Agreed, but just so you know, Patrick Stump, the fat guy in the band with mutton chops, is the singer. Wentz writes most of the lyrics and does the screaming in the background

While I really hate this band, they aren't any different from hair metal in the 80s or boy bands in the 90s. They all suck, but they all use different methods of suckage

 
CatJumpJohn 2008-03-21 01:01:40 PM  
blame canada: While I really hate this band, they aren't any different from hair metal in the 80s or boy bands in the 90s. They all suck, but they all use different methods of suckage

This is nuclear suck, though. Suck from a different dimension.

 
Gravyguts 2008-03-21 02:15:38 PM  
Band sucks anyway, this just proved teh ghey.

 
talk show host 2008-03-21 04:34:35 PM  
pete wentz, and the entire simpson clan should all be put on a plane that is doomed to crash. maybe include pauly shore, homer simpson.......

 
Otter Stupidity 2008-03-21 05:03:08 PM  
Every time I hear another story with Pete Wentz involved, I think about something my best friend, a bass-player, once admitted to me, rather honestly:

"Bass players are just along for the ride."

True.

 
AssCobra77 2008-03-21 05:22:36 PM  
Otter Stupidity: Every time I hear another story with Pete Wentz involved, I think about something my best friend, a bass-player, once admitted to me, rather honestly:

"Bass players are just along for the ride."

True.


Except Pete Wentz is about as proficient on the 4-string as Sid Vicious was. Or is now.

 
ukiah 2008-03-21 07:12:29 PM  
goganbunch: he's not the front man. he's the lead singer. pete wentz is the bass player that gets all the press cause he's the best looking guy in the band writes all the lyrics. he is dating ashlee simpson, why would he be wearing jessica simpsons shoes? no no.....this just isnt adding up.

Thanks for fixing the frontman thing, but I had to fix other parts for you.

 
darch 2008-03-22 06:44:26 AM  
While I really hate this band, they aren't any different from hair metal in the 80s or boy bands in the 90s. They all suck, but they all use different methods of suckage

This "screamo/emo/whatever-the-fark-you-want-to-call-it" movement is at best, Hair Metal of the New Millineum and will last about as long. Mark my words.

/my lawn
//let me show you how to get off of it

 
ClemsonChili 2008-03-22 08:42:43 AM  
darch: While I really hate this band, they aren't any different from hair metal in the 80s or boy bands in the 90s. They all suck, but they all use different methods of suckage

This "screamo/emo/whatever-the-fark-you-want-to-call-it" movement is at best, Hair Metal of the New Millineum and will last about as long. Mark my words.

/my lawn
//let me show you how to get off of it


*golf clap*

/your newsletter, etc etc

 
Star Emperor 2008-03-22 10:09:32 AM  
www.news.com.au
blogs.indiewire.com

 
blame canada 2008-03-22 01:21:35 PM  
darch-
I couldn't agree more. I was just trying to say that shiatty fad music will always be around. This "screamo/emo/whatever-the-fark-you-want-to-call-it' movement" has been around for just shy of a decade now (depending on what bands you include in the genre) so I'm hoping its time of death is near.

That said, I'm sure a new equally crappy scene will pop up, only the next one might not have the wonderful side effect of its fans cutting themselves

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-03-22 02:35:04 PM  
blame canada: darch-
I couldn't agree more. I was just trying to say that shiatty fad music will always be around. This "screamo/emo/whatever-the-fark-you-want-to-call-it' movement" has been around for just shy of a decade now (depending on what bands you include in the genre) so I'm hoping its time of death is near.

That said, I'm sure a new equally crappy scene will pop up, only the next one might not have the wonderful side effect of its fans cutting themselves


We're due for a revival of something with faux substance. I'm thinking the next fad will be, ghod help us, folksy.

 
DragonSun 2008-03-22 06:22:46 PM  
Whats wrong with liking women's shoes?
www.hotflick.net

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-03-22 07:36:55 PM  
Fall Out Boy = THE SUCK

 
blame canada 2008-03-22 11:10:14 PM  
We're due for a revival of something with faux substance. I'm thinking the next fad will be, ghod help us, folksy.

Haha I have to admit I'm a little excited for anything that would make banjos popular

/kidding!

 
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