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(National Post) Dumbass Canadian Safety Minister wants to know how the blueprints for the new counter-terrorism building ended up in a garbage can in downtown Ottawa   (nationalpost.com) divider line 106
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King Something [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 05:59:28 PM  
Someone put them there.

 
iron_city_ap 2008-03-20 07:04:53 PM  
Damn you King Something. Beat me to it.

 
Daveism 2008-03-20 07:05:16 PM  
"Quick- send the blueprints to my PDA!"

/We're out of time!

 
LordJiro 2008-03-20 07:06:18 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

 
PullmyHair 2008-03-20 07:06:21 PM  
Canadians you say? ehhh....

 
jakomo002 2008-03-20 07:06:21 PM  
I was laughing about this before going to work in the morning, it was on CBC Newsworld.

It was funny because it was like a 15 second story. "Secret military plans found in a trashcan on the street in Ottawa. In other news, there's flooding in Winnipeg, check out the purty pictures."

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 07:06:46 PM  
Come people! We're supposed to be recycling!

 
SomeGuyFromColorado 2008-03-20 07:06:55 PM  
They're always in the last place you'd think to look...

 
ASillyPenguin 2008-03-20 07:07:35 PM  
Bwahahaha

 
Poppa Boner [TotalFark] 2008-03-20 07:07:47 PM  
Let me just add "on" so it doesn't get too sticky in here.

 
Daveism 2008-03-20 07:08:00 PM  
Chloe, I lost my CTU badge, and we're out of time!

 
rabidarmadillo24 2008-03-20 07:09:16 PM  
It's probably cause they belong there. ITAC sucks. If I have to read another freaking canadian report that says nothing I'm gonna kill myself. Not only are their analysts total crap, but everything has to be written in english and french.

 
Get Lost 2008-03-20 07:10:04 PM  
Canadian Safety Minister

An I thought that was the stupid cops busting your rights in the name of safety

 
quatchi 2008-03-20 07:10:04 PM  
Canada redefines "yer doing it wrong" yet again.

 
aarkwilde 2008-03-20 07:11:01 PM  
They're trash anyway.

 
ace0spades 2008-03-20 07:11:02 PM  
Doris Day is just a complete joke at this point. Everything he says is either a lie or a dodge. We need to preemptively confine him with a security certificate so he just stops. Eugh. Just stop with the bullshiat already.

 
tuna fingers 2008-03-20 07:14:44 PM  
i31.tinypic.com

Counter Terrorist is watching you!

 
NeuroticMan 2008-03-20 07:15:42 PM  
As someone who works at 8 Wing Trenton, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

 
ryan_coke 2008-03-20 07:16:17 PM  
A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________

 
beerbaron 2008-03-20 07:17:29 PM  
Well it doesn't matter because according to Michael Moore, they just leave the front door open anyway...

 
strathmeyer 2008-03-20 07:17:41 PM  
quatchi: Canada redefines "yer doing it wrong" yet again.

Silly Americans, always falling for the fake blueprints in the trash gag.

 
ha-ha-guy 2008-03-20 07:18:30 PM  
ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________


45 minutes south and who cares about the capital, I know a place to buy Cubans and where the nearest Beer Store is.

/if only I could get Latinas there too
//the missus would likely complain

 
shirtsbyeric 2008-03-20 07:19:27 PM  
Canada...terrorism...I just don't see the connection.

 
beerbaron 2008-03-20 07:19:46 PM  
ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

Canada? You mean North United States? Your capital is in Washington DC, biatches. Step out of line and see if it isn't true.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-03-20 07:21:35 PM  
ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________


What's "savy" mean?

/learn to spell before being a smug asshat
//north and Ottawa FTW

 
sleeps in trees 2008-03-20 07:21:41 PM  
What do we need a freaking counter terrorism building for? Bombing Canada is like hitting a kid in a wheelchair.

Jeesh, we let people tent out on the front lawn of the Parliament Buildings for Canada Day. It's not like if the terrorists wanted to they couldn't just walk up the front steps.

 
sleeps in trees 2008-03-20 07:23:35 PM  
beerbaron: ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

Canada? You mean North United States? Your capital is in Washington DC, biatches. Step out of line and see if it isn't true.




Dude, if Canada's on top doesn't that make the US their biatch. Just clarifying.

 
sorhed 2008-03-20 07:25:08 PM  
This is what happens when you let Albertans into Parliament Hill. You can keep polluting your province, leave running the country to th East.

 
sorhed 2008-03-20 07:25:54 PM  
Canadian Conservatives: Putting the DUH in Canada since Dief.

 
wallytacker 2008-03-20 07:26:27 PM  
ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________


Canada is a fictional country, like Iowa or Madagascar. Its capital city is Albany. I believe it was first referenced in Hemingway's early works.

 
sorhed 2008-03-20 07:27:58 PM  
wallytacker:

Canada is a fictional country, like Iowa or Madagascar. Its capital city is Albany. I believe it was first referenced in Hemingway's early works.

Hemingway used to write for the Toronto Star, the newspaper for Canada's capitol.

 
wallytacker 2008-03-20 07:29:21 PM  
www.fotosearch.com

The king of Canadia

 
jakomo002 2008-03-20 07:30:04 PM  
Nobody wants to attack Canada, we'll be just fine.

Even if we do suffer an attack, we'll be fine. We're all in this together.

We'll all get together (without flags I may add), and we'll help those Canadians who need the help, and we'll get on with our lives.

Because that's what we do.

/carry on

 
nettyvaive 2008-03-20 07:30:07 PM  
Plate of Crazy: ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________

What's "savy" mean?

/learn to spell before being a smug asshat
//north and Ottawa FTW


I think he meant suave Americans

 
iron_city_ap 2008-03-20 07:30:25 PM  
Its Canadian for something.

 
Robert Paulsen 2008-03-20 07:30:33 PM  
My bet is that someone was pissed that 24 won't be back until 2009...

/tick
//tock
///tick

 
yelmrog 2008-03-20 07:31:09 PM  
sleeps in trees What do we need a freaking counter terrorism building for? Bombing Canada is like hitting a kid in a wheelchair.

They hate you for your back bacon.

Bacon.

 
iron_city_ap 2008-03-20 07:31:36 PM  
Probably 'stupid' seeing how I forgot to add what I was referring to.

What's "savy" mean?

 
yelmrog 2008-03-20 07:34:00 PM  
What's "savy" mean?

It's us Yanks who are frugal, and put their money away in the bank. You know, all savy and stuff.

 
E Arkhe 2008-03-20 07:34:39 PM  
Canada has terrorism?

 
nettyvaive 2008-03-20 07:36:33 PM  
sorhed: wallytacker:

Canada is a fictional country, like Iowa or Madagascar. Its capital city is Albany. I believe it was first referenced in Hemingway's early works.

Hemingway used to write for the Toronto Star, the newspaper for Canada's capitol.


Toronto isn't even Canada's capitAl

 
sleeps in trees 2008-03-20 07:38:32 PM  
Plate of Crazy: ryan_coke: A test for you savy Americans, where is Canada and what is the capital city?

_________________

What's "savy" mean?

/learn to spell before being a smug asshat
//north and Ottawa FTW




It's the Canadian spelling. You know, like colour, howse, and peetza.

 
libbyshome 2008-03-20 07:40:05 PM  
Counter-terrorism building blueprints found in trash

Best place for them. Waste of time and money.

 
Sandwyrm 2008-03-20 07:40:15 PM  
nettyvaive: sorhed: wallytacker:

Canada is a fictional country, like Iowa or Madagascar. Its capital city is Albany. I believe it was first referenced in Hemingway's early works.

Hemingway used to write for the Toronto Star, the newspaper for Canada's capitol.

Toronto isn't even Canada's capitAl


Yeah, don't be silly. Canada's capital is Flin Flan, Manitoba.

Even I know that.

 
DrForrester 2008-03-20 07:41:03 PM  
bouchonweb.canalblog.com

 
BlorfMaster 2008-03-20 07:41:35 PM  
Sonce when do terrorist hate canada? Its the evil US empire they hate. Canada is just it's hat.

 
sorhed 2008-03-20 07:41:48 PM  
nettyvaive: sorhed: wallytacker:

Canada is a fictional country, like Iowa or Madagascar. Its capital city is Albany. I believe it was first referenced in Hemingway's early works.

Hemingway used to write for the Toronto Star, the newspaper for Canada's capitol.

Toronto isn't even Canada's capitAl


Shhhh, don't tell the terrorists.

 
thedarkshadow 2008-03-20 07:43:54 PM  
www.rocklibrary.com
Canadian safety minister?

 
ladybugbutt 2008-03-20 07:44:02 PM  
http://www.mamkschools.org/mas/class/grade4/brune/2005/jesus/jmcanada.htm

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-03-20 07:44:26 PM  
yelmrog: What's "savy" mean?

It's us Yanks who are frugal, and put their money away in the bank. You know, all savy and stuff.


You mean George Bush posts on Fark?!

 
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